FabSwingers.com forum: What have you learnt today

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me that it's so gratifying to get off phone to soon to be x husband and beat him to calling my solicitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my homemade naan breads are too yummy

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A lot. Not all good but all changeable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that not everyone thinks my username suits me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I mustn't tell tales about people's chalfonts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm awesome

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

That these forums are funny as fuck at times.

And its cold.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That it's like the Wild West in here today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you open a bag of peanuts it's really hard to not to eat them all...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I like the forums

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

That each day offers new opportunities, some small, some bigger... opportunities nonetheless of being happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm awesome

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and that some people think that too

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That it's like the Wild West in here today. "
I have my gun cocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing new. I knew everything I heard or read today. I can't remember the last time I learnt a new skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you open a bag of peanuts it's really hard to not to eat them all...!!"

You seem to have dropped a couple down your top.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

You cant fool some of the people all of the . .ah fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You cant fool some of the people all of the . .ah fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have learnt that i have to work tomorrow when i had booked it off...grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can still put my leg behind my head...what...it was a slow day today!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Once you open a bag of peanuts it's really hard to not to eat them all...!!

You seem to have dropped a couple down your top. "

That's her chestnuts.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I can still put my leg behind my head...what...it was a slow day today!!

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your on your way to a free blowjob. . Do they exist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you open a bag of peanuts it's really hard to not to eat them all...!!

You seem to have dropped a couple down your top.

That's her chestnuts. "

Haha very quick witted today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me that it's so gratifying to get off phone to soon to be x husband and beat him to calling my solicitor

Have you not seen the Domestic Violence thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am not as squeamish about open wounds as I thought

But JN is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me that it's so gratifying to get off phone to soon to be x husband and beat him to calling my solicitor

Have you not seen the Domestic Violence thread?

Noooo I haven't looked , should he be scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me that it's so gratifying to get off phone to soon to be x husband and beat him to calling my solicitor

Have you not seen the Domestic Violence thread?

Noooo I haven't looked , should he be scared

Depends how hard you beat him.

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By *bxxxMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

That smoking when driving now gives a £60 pound fine and 3 points,,, what a piss take,

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

That three interviews in two days is tough going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That smoking when driving now gives a £60 pound fine and 3 points,,, what a piss take,"

Noooo omg really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That antelope have horns and deer have antlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That smoking when driving now gives a £60 pound fine and 3 points,,, what a piss take,"

Kin ell', golf can expensive enough as it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me that it's so gratifying to get off phone to soon to be x husband and beat him to calling my solicitor

Have you not seen the Domestic Violence thread?

Noooo I haven't looked , should he be scared

Depends how hard you beat him.

Will only beat him as far as getting what I'm entitled too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you open a bag of peanuts it's really hard to not to eat them all...!!

You seem to have dropped a couple down your top. "

I thought it

I learnt that some illegal gas fitters do a really cack job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just learnt this very min that when a women says fucked I like it

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By *bxxxMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yea most expensive fag I have ever smoked,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me that it's so gratifying to get off phone to soon to be x husband and beat him to calling my solicitor

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that I can't go to town without spending money!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just learnt who is who out of JNSP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the secret to understanding people is to swap shoes with them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea most expensive fag I have ever smoked,,, "

When did that come in ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That smoking when driving now gives a £60 pound fine and 3 points,,, what a piss take,"

Not in this country. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that insomnia is not my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that insomnia is not my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That smoking when driving now gives a £60 pound fine and 3 points,,, what a piss take,

Not in this country. ?"

I didn't know that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That smoking when driving now gives a £60 pound fine and 3 points,,, what a piss take,

Not in this country. ?

I didn't know that

It's not illegal however ah hand on google it cos I will get it wrong.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That smoking when driving now gives a £60 pound fine and 3 points,,, what a piss take,

Not in this country. ?

I didn't know that

I think it's against the law to smoke in a company car which is used by others but not a private car.

There is currently a proposal to ban smoking in cars with children though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That smoking when driving now gives a £60 pound fine and 3 points,,, what a piss take,

Not in this country. ?

I didn't know that

I think it's against the law to smoke in a company car which is used by others but not a private car.

There is currently a proposal to ban smoking in cars with children though. "

is that because they're difficult to light?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To put ma phone on charge before I post. ..

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame as i always has a soggy bottom

You should try gushing with more force.

On topic : editing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shame as i always has a soggy bottom

You should try gushing with more force.

On topic : editing. "

you're on form tonight

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

start off in a frying pan then just before you put in oven add a little olive oil salt n pepper to the skin then roast @GM7 then lower to GM4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That eating pizza gives me stomach cramps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

start off in a frying pan then just before you put in oven add a little olive oil salt n pepper to the skin then roast @GM7 then lower to GM4

Will try that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy pizza

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That smoking when driving now gives a £60 pound fine and 3 points,,, what a piss take,

Not in this country. ?"

It's Wales only isn't it? It was an Assembly proposal last year that they were voting on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

Is that what makes it spotty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy pizza"

I have pizza......granted, it is left overs from last night mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

Is that what makes it spotty?

Nope that folliculitis linked to my hyperhydrosis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, learnin' never stops, i need a dictionery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That silicon isn't as stretchy as I thought.

And that snapping a cock ring trying to stretch it over my balls stings a bit...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

Is that what makes it spotty?

Nope that folliculitis linked to my hyperhydrosis. "

That's a posh term for acne arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

Is that what makes it spotty?

Nope that folliculitis linked to my hyperhydrosis. "

That's easy for you to say.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

Is that what makes it spotty?

Nope that folliculitis linked to my hyperhydrosis. "

The hyperhydrosis makes you soggy bottomed though.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You can have too much Cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is no better feeling than waking up with a sexy woman in your arms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

Is that what makes it spotty?

Nope that folliculitis linked to my hyperhydrosis.

The hyperhydrosis makes you soggy bottomed though.

It's not pork scratchings though lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That friends aren't always friends and families ................

Sorry violet in a bad mood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

Is that what makes it spotty?

Nope that folliculitis linked to my hyperhydrosis.

That's a posh term for acne arse

Will you leave my spots alone , not my fault the pen ran out before you joined them all up

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

Is that what makes it spotty?

Nope that folliculitis linked to my hyperhydrosis.

That's a posh term for acne arse

Will you leave my spots alone , not my fault the pen ran out before you joined them all up

Did he manage to make a donkey picture?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

Is that what makes it spotty?

Nope that folliculitis linked to my hyperhydrosis.

That's a posh term for acne arse

Will you leave my spots alone , not my fault the pen ran out before you joined them all up

Did he manage to make a donkey picture?

Dunno I couldn't see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've also just learnt some peoples idea of a site social are so not the same as others

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"That silicon isn't as stretchy as I thought.

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. Also be careful which lubrication you use with those dolls they perish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy pizza"

You could have had mine

I knew I have just stuck with the salad x

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"How to make PERFECT crackling on a pork joint

Share as mine always has a soggy bottom

start off in a frying pan then just before you put in oven add a little olive oil salt n pepper to the skin then roast @GM7 then lower to GM4

Will try that

its lush n realy realy crunchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also learnt to trust my gut feeling ....its normally right.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"Also learnt to trust my gut feeling ....its normally right."

Hell Yes

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

That in a building containing 25 offenders, I trust them with my back more than I trust my manager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some people are very v e r y grumpy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that im lusting after a work guy whos working in my place of work.... i think its love

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there's a lot of angst in the air tonight..!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That there's a lot of angst in the air tonight..!!"

Not sure that's a strong enough word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there's a lot of angst in the air tonight..!!

Not sure that's a strong enough word. "

Been looking at some of the other threads on here. Scary!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That there's a lot of angst in the air tonight..!!

Not sure that's a strong enough word. "

I must keep looking in the wrong place. It's been all chocolate and dog/cat farts with a bit of Granny Escorts.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"That there's a lot of angst in the air tonight..!!

Not sure that's a strong enough word. "

True dat. I'm glad I've been busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there's a lot of angst in the air tonight..!!

Not sure that's a strong enough word.

I must keep looking in the wrong place. It's been all chocolate and dog/cat farts with a bit of Granny Escorts.

Check out the single women pay thread.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That there's a lot of angst in the air tonight..!!

Not sure that's a strong enough word.

I must keep looking in the wrong place. It's been all chocolate and dog/cat farts with a bit of Granny Escorts.

Check out the single women pay thread.

Will it ruin my good mood? I'll decide after I brush my teeth and snuggle down in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That working 12 hr days 6-7 days a week ain't making me rich or doing my ever shrinking social life any good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some people are argumentative and up their own arse just for the sake of it....and that they think they are better than others without knowing anything about their lives

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

That cutting my fingernails shorter affects my ability to type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there's a lot of angst in the air tonight..!!

Not sure that's a strong enough word.

I must keep looking in the wrong place. It's been all chocolate and dog/cat farts with a bit of Granny Escorts.

Check out the single women pay thread.

Will it ruin my good mood? I'll decide after I brush my teeth and snuggle down in my bed.

Best not look then lol

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