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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

My Dad called someone who was overdressed

All done up like a dog's dinner.

Something that had gone wrong was

a dog's breakfast.

Why the obsession with dog food I don't know.

Then there are the ones used to describe the less gifted among us such as

Sandwich short of a picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this one :

"When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.

It is the same when you are stupid."

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I was frequently tell the kid's to 'put the wood in the hole'

Shut the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You aint in till you are balls deep" I forget where I heard that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make a great door but no good as a window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep a green tree in your heart, one day a singing bird will come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an eye for an eye and the world will be blind

to the world you are one person, to one person you are the world

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"

I love this one :

"When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.

It is the same when you are stupid." "
.i dont get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"an eye for an eye and the world will be blind

to the world you are one person, to one person you are the world "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be a cunt."

That's what I always wanted to publish and call it 'bible condensed'

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Fool me twice fool me . . .ah fuck it

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.

Nelson Mandela

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.

Nelson Mandela "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confucious he say : Woman who thinks that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach sets her sights too high.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

All fur coat and no knickers

is a world-class put down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things you own end up owning you.

It's only when we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

-Tyler Durden-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king!

Read into that Frued!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walking sideways through door with erection is always going to Bangkok.

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

My dad use to say if we sat on the edge of the table. " tables are meant for glasses, not asses" then gave us a clipper around the ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I love this one :

"When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.

It is the same when you are stupid." "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be a cunt.

That's what I always wanted to publish and call it 'bible condensed'"

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

You wouldn't want to walk a mile in my shoe's

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I punch you cunt in

~mike Tyson.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I remember my mother telling me I looked like a bag of potatoes with a string tied round it.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .well i DoOOoont rreally knoOOow!

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~mavis reilley .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F**king w**ker!"

The guy at my 24hr petrol station at two am after I bought a patio set and he had to saw it up to get it through the little drawer.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

If someone wore something that was way too tight , it was always : 5lb of potatoes in A 3Ib bag!

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Who was Bloody Nora.

And what sort of person is a

big girl's blouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember my mother telling me I looked like a bag of potatoes with a string tied round it. "

My dad's favourite insult was that my arse was like 'two bairns fighting under a blanket'

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"I remember my mother telling me I looked like a bag of potatoes with a string tied round it.

My dad's favourite insult was that my arse was like 'two bairns fighting under a blanket'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never knock those on the way up! You may meet them on they way back down again.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Morticia addams

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mutton dressed as .... Mutton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont feel guilty about spending your hard earned cash, there are no pockets in shrouds. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a bit heath Robinson.

As in anything that is a bit shoddy or roughly made, built,fitted etc..

As in christ on a bike, who fitted this kitchen, this is really heath.

Another favourite.

Oh shit I have gone for a Burton.

Or its gone for a Burton.

As I did earlier in the week when I started being sick, I went all wobbly and went for a Burton.

Or a Richard if you desire

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