FabSwingers.com forum: Frankenstein's Fabster

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Fab forums are in fair hands.

They are watered, cared for daily and pollenated with the thoughts and musings of it's brethren.

But what about in a few generation's time? Are we leaving the Fab forums in capable hands? Should we not be concerned about it's legacy?

What if they forget to do the hourly compliment the poster above threads?

I know - what a horrifying thought, huh?

I'm going to make a Frankenstein Fabster that will live on after we are gone, and continue to oversee the forums.

I just need to know who will donate which body part to make my Frankenstein Fabster.

I just then need a big bolt of lightening once I've cobbled all the parts together.

The future is in our hands.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd like to donate my mouth in that case. It does get into trouble and has been known to come out with some right filth though.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You can have my right breast. It gets a lot less attention than the left one and so will have the necessary feelings of being ignored needed to empathise and yet stomp on that self-pitying whine. It knows it is magnificent in its own right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have my teeth

I would like them to live on

And my arse but it has to go on back to front for comedy effect

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll donate my chest tattoo... not the tits tho, i'm sure bigger ones will be available soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are the moment I have it's mouth, teeth and right breast.

And a back to front arse.

I bet it would still get lots of meets on here off single men.

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll donate my little finger on my right hand..tendon broke a few years ago and it's a little bit crooked....yes a bit of a cast off to this cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take what you need from me for the cause good sir

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will donate my Geordie accent! Wey aye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my brain

It's doomed

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"my brain

It's doomed

could be worse, it could of had yours

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I will donate my Geordie accent! Wey aye"

Have you moved? I'm sure you were in London earlier this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it my lust for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will donate my Geordie accent! Wey aye

Have you moved? I'm sure you were in London earlier this week.

I'm visiting Leeds to see friends so trying my luck lol x

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

one of my ambidextrous thumbs, hope its appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be wrong not to offer my thumbs, capable of many spelling mistakes and multiple postings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to donate my sphincter as most of the womens on here ae probably ruined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could spare a nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll donate my arsehole...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i could spare a nipple "

always a good idea to keep one spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My middle finger.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'll donate my arsehole...

I'm free!

I'll donate some mirth

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Big toe on right .. With red nail polish!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My left nostril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll donate my dimples n funky hair colours..

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By *smWoman
over a year ago

saltash

I'll donate my right elbow, needs some work but good for spares or repairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The monster we created is leaving fab.

Despite having no head, one breast, fingers and thumbs but no hands, no arms or legs it has been inundated with cock photos and fancy a fuck messages.

The monster can take no more.

Thanks for your efforts.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Has it announced its departure in a 'look at me' thread yet? It doesn't count otherwise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have the right side of my face.

It has nerve damage and does not function as well as the left, no eyebrow movement etc

That should work quite well for your monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to donate my used contacts ,,, new Frankenstein is like his face ,,, green !!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No self respecting monster would be complete without a hat, so I'll donate mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the monster left yet?

If so, when will it return? They all come back in the end.

Also, will its first status update be asking people to buy it phone credit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the right side of my face.

It has nerve damage and does not function as well as the left, no eyebrow movement etc

That should work quite well for your monster

"
Sorry To Hear About

The Side Of Your Face...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It can have my arse to bounce along on then it wont need any legs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I give the monster my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to donate my toes. They are androgynous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I know The Term Is The Hairs Stand Up

On The Back Of Your Neck Is Used But Has I Have More On My Chest (hairy chest) I,ll Donate My Hairy Chest To You...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the right side of my face.

It has nerve damage and does not function as well as the left, no eyebrow movement etc

That should work quite well for your monster

Sorry To Hear About

The Side Of Your Face...

Bells palsey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the right side of my face.

It has nerve damage and does not function as well as the left, no eyebrow movement etc

That should work quite well for your monster

Sorry To Hear About

The Side Of Your Face...

Bells palsey x"

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

I will donate my eyebrows. Left unplucked they have a life of their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can have my nips xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will donate my eyebrows. Left unplucked they have a life of their own. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some false eyelashes and nails going spare...no reason we can't tart the beast up a bit...and a blonde Heidi wig...don't ask....

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