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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

who has lost their muscles by implanting them in my body overnight ... cos these aching and hurting ones ain't mine and I want mine back and you can have the hurting ones .... pleeeeeze come and collect em ... I have suffered all day and it's not good anymore

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's all the lactic acid from the high wires and fear of the wires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you've been probed by aliens. Lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"who has lost their muscles by implanting them in my body overnight ... cos these aching and hurting ones ain't mine and I want mine back and you can have the hurting ones .... pleeeeeze come and collect em ... I have suffered all day and it's not good anymore "
So I take it you are not coming on the forum "Go Ape"outing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"who has lost their muscles by implanting them in my body overnight ... cos these aching and hurting ones ain't mine and I want mine back and you can have the hurting ones .... pleeeeeze come and collect em ... I have suffered all day and it's not good anymore So I take it you are not coming on the forum "Go Ape"outing? "

yeah yelling encouragement from the ground .... as long as it's not tomorrow cos I can't walk without looking like I have done something in my knickers !!!!!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

At least you survived...

Well done

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"who has lost their muscles by implanting them in my body overnight ... cos these aching and hurting ones ain't mine and I want mine back and you can have the hurting ones .... pleeeeeze come and collect em ... I have suffered all day and it's not good anymore So I take it you are not coming on the forum "Go Ape"outing?

yeah yelling encouragement from the ground .... as long as it's not tomorrow cos I can't walk without looking like I have done something in my knickers !!!!! "
Oh Wise one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you survived...

Well done"

yeah but I didn't complete it !!!!! I had a vertigo attack at 100 ft up a wobbly ladder ... it get's worse ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"who has lost their muscles by implanting them in my body overnight ... cos these aching and hurting ones ain't mine and I want mine back and you can have the hurting ones .... pleeeeeze come and collect em ... I have suffered all day and it's not good anymore So I take it you are not coming on the forum "Go Ape"outing?

yeah yelling encouragement from the ground .... as long as it's not tomorrow cos I can't walk without looking like I have done something in my knickers !!!!! Oh Wise one lol "

yep I have learnt that my feet are not gonna leave the floor at any point over the distance of my head !!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"who has lost their muscles by implanting them in my body overnight ... cos these aching and hurting ones ain't mine and I want mine back and you can have the hurting ones .... pleeeeeze come and collect em ... I have suffered all day and it's not good anymore So I take it you are not coming on the forum "Go Ape"outing?

yeah yelling encouragement from the ground .... as long as it's not tomorrow cos I can't walk without looking like I have done something in my knickers !!!!! Oh Wise one lol

yep I have learnt that my feet are not gonna leave the floor at any point over the distance of my head !!!!! "
All prospective meets will now be sighing "ohhhhhhhhhh!"

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"At least you survived...

Well done

yeah but I didn't complete it !!!!! I had a vertigo attack at 100 ft up a wobbly ladder ... it get's worse .... "

Oh no!!! Did they have to go up and get you?

But you started it... so I still say well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like you've been probed by aliens. Lol"
if you hear of an flying saucer crashing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you survived...

Well done

yeah but I didn't complete it !!!!! I had a vertigo attack at 100 ft up a wobbly ladder ... it get's worse ....

Oh no!!! Did they have to go up and get you?

But you started it... so I still say well done "

nope they made me come down by myself ... I would have preferred to absail down lol but no not me ... bleeding wobbly ladder it was not good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like you've been probed by aliens. Lolif you hear of an flying saucer crashing..."

you still owe me pancakes as I am still alive

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"At least you survived...

Well done

yeah but I didn't complete it !!!!! I had a vertigo attack at 100 ft up a wobbly ladder ... it get's worse ....

Oh no!!! Did they have to go up and get you?

But you started it... so I still say well done

nope they made me come down by myself ... I would have preferred to absail down lol but no not me ... bleeding wobbly ladder it was not good "

Bet the next ladder you wanna see is on your tights or your stocking lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you survived...

Well done

yeah but I didn't complete it !!!!! I had a vertigo attack at 100 ft up a wobbly ladder ... it get's worse ....

Oh no!!! Did they have to go up and get you?

But you started it... so I still say well done

nope they made me come down by myself ... I would have preferred to absail down lol but no not me ... bleeding wobbly ladder it was not good

Bet the next ladder you wanna see is on your tights or your stocking lol "

nope I have given up ladders completely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hugs hope you feel better soon and well done xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big hugs hope you feel better soon and well done xx "

Thank u xxx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink tons of water to flush your system and remove the acid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drink tons of water to flush your system and remove the acid."

that involves getting up and walking and moving my arms as well ...

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"who has lost their muscles by implanting them in my body overnight ... cos these aching and hurting ones ain't mine and I want mine back and you can have the hurting ones .... pleeeeeze come and collect em ... I have suffered all day and it's not good anymore So I take it you are not coming on the forum "Go Ape"outing?

yeah yelling encouragement from the ground .... as long as it's not tomorrow cos I can't walk without looking like I have done something in my knickers !!!!! "
That'll be 'Go Ape shit then, lovely

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I hear they're auditioning for contestants on Total Wipeout

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

I think you would benefit from 4 or 6 handed massage, delivered by the talent of your choice. Then get pampered even more for your brave efforts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like you've been probed by aliens. Lolif you hear of an flying saucer crashing...

you still owe me pancakes as I am still alive "
you don't sound fit enough for pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still wandering around this flippin forest fixing trees, what I want to know is how the hell did Minxie manage to short circuit trees.

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