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By *unlovers OP   Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

Come on and make me laugh

Not heard a brill joke for ages

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

ok.....

Is a woman who can't have babies impregnable.... or just inconceivable ?

Cal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G'Day mate, Aussie help line here..........What's the problem,.... Cobber?"

"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."

"Bummer, mate...!!!"

"Thanks mate, I hadnt thought of that. Bye."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bloke has been phoning me for the last week now.... and singing "Stand and Deliver" down the phone.

I keep telling him that he's got the wrong number..... but he's Adamant

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

An Israeli doctor says:"In Israel,medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles,put them on another man,and in 6 weeks,he is looking for work" The German doctor says:"That's nothing,in Germany,we take a brain,put it in another man,and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".The Russian doctor says:"Gentleman,we take half a heart,from a man,put it in another's chest,and in 2 weeks,he is looking for work"The British doctor laughs:"You all are behind us,2 years ago,we took a man with no brains,no heart,and no balls,and made him Prime Minister,now,the whole fucking country is looking for work!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting my hair cut at z Jamaican barbers tomorrow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you get if you cross an elephant on her period with a sheep???

---hmmmm i dont know------

whats the moral of the story???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knock knock??

whos there?

ivor..

ivor who?

IVOR BIGONE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

piece o' cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to buy a new xmas tree in the sales and the guy says "will you be putting it up yourself" ?

I said no .... in the living room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man goes into a pub and shouts to the barman quick give me a double whisky . the barman pours it the man gulps it then says another he downs that then asks for another quick.as he drinks the 3rd double the guy says to the barman i shouldnt be drinking like this with what ive got,the barman asks what he has and he says 45 pence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once used the Tesco dating site... got a bag for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This bloke has been phoning me for the last week now.... and singing "Stand and Deliver" down the phone.

I keep telling him that he's got the wrong number..... but he's Adamant

"

You're a natural, Peach.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Then there was the Spanish fireman who had 2 boys. One was named Jose and the other Hose B

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone mentioned the England world cup team yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roy Hodgson says England have a chance to redeem themselves after being knocked out of the World Cup early, by him setting up a friendly match against Iceland this weekend.

Depending on the result, England will then go on to play against Farmfoods And Aldi.

Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/sports/football/roy-hodgson-says-england-have-a-chance-to-redeem-themselves-1575875#ixzz35uUAOPC0

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

French man Italian man n a Yorkshire bloke in a bar the Frenchy says when i kiss my wife's neck n bite her shoulders she arches her back in ecstasy

the Italian say pffft when i kiss my wife's pusssssy she rises off the bed like an angel going to heaven..

That's fucking bollox tis that says the Yorkshire bloke when i finished fucking our lass i wipe me cock on't curtains she hits t fucking roof....

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