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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why i live on my own.

One cat is in the cupboard stealing the treats, one is sat here being fed wotsits and they can all eat of a fork and spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why i live on my own.

One cat is in the cupboard stealing the treats, one is sat here being fed wotsits and they can all eat of a fork and spoon "

They lick their bums you know.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Why i live on my own.

One cat is in the cupboard stealing the treats, one is sat here being fed wotsits and they can all eat of a fork and spoon

They lick their bums you know. "
my mum says that to me lol

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan
over a year ago

Nth. London

My Mum feeds the dog with a fork. Disgusting.

Sits there begging for silver service.

(The dog, not Mum!)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You are a very bad mummy and your babies will have bad habits and really stinky poos.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My cats get away with quite a lot but there are rules.

They aren't allowed on the kitchen counters or on tables, they don't get fed whilst I am eating and only very occasionally do they get saved any, they don't lick bowls, plates or cutlery. If I feed them from mine I put it on the floor or let them lick from my finger.

They think I'm a bad, mean mummy.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Mine is also obsessed with Quavers. And Marmite. I daren't eat crumpets in front of her in case the yowling/begging reaches such a frenzied crescendo the neighbours have to call the RSPCA out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are a very bad mummy and your babies will have bad habits and really stinky poos.

"

Do wotsits give you stinky poos?

I know you shouldn't feed dogs lots of foodstuffs that we eat, killing them with kindness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cats teamed up to open the fridge, take the tuperware containing cooked chicken from the back of the middle shelf and drop it on the floor so it burst open and then ate the chicken.

Little furry gits!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You are a very bad mummy and your babies will have bad habits and really stinky poos.

Do wotsits give you stinky poos?

I know you shouldn't feed dogs lots of foodstuffs that we eat, killing them with kindness..."

Bright orange stinky poos.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont give them lots of titbits, not every day but one of my gentleman friends couldnt believe it when he found out i fed them smoked salmon lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You are a very bad mummy and your babies will have bad habits and really stinky poos.

Do wotsits give you stinky poos?

I know you shouldn't feed dogs lots of foodstuffs that we eat, killing them with kindness...

Bright orange stinky poos. "
My cats poo smells of roses (wish it did)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My cats teamed up to open the fridge, take the tuperware containing cooked chicken from the back of the middle shelf and drop it on the floor so it burst open and then ate the chicken.

Little furry gits!!!"

Did you film it? You could make some money from that.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"My cats teamed up to open the fridge, take the tuperware containing cooked chicken from the back of the middle shelf and drop it on the floor so it burst open and then ate the chicken.

Little furry gits!!!"
ha ha, must of been taking lessons from mine lol. Tiger lily had to have her stitches out this morning so im spoiling her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cats teamed up to open the fridge, take the tuperware containing cooked chicken from the back of the middle shelf and drop it on the floor so it burst open and then ate the chicken.

Little furry gits!!!

Did you film it? You could make some money from that.

"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6W02C75-adA

I wish mine would do that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why i live on my own.

One cat is in the cupboard stealing the treats, one is sat here being fed wotsits and they can all eat of a fork and spoon

They lick their bums you know. "

She can too!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Why i live on my own.

One cat is in the cupboard stealing the treats, one is sat here being fed wotsits and they can all eat of a fork and spoon

They lick their bums you know.

She can too! "
who you been talking too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why i live on my own.

One cat is in the cupboard stealing the treats, one is sat here being fed wotsits and they can all eat of a fork and spoon

They lick their bums you know.

She can too! who you been talking too "

You told us you tasted your poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why i live on my own.

One cat is in the cupboard stealing the treats, one is sat here being fed wotsits and they can all eat of a fork and spoon

They lick their bums you know.

She can too! who you been talking too "

I am guessing and wouldn't put it past your abilities.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Why i live on my own.

One cat is in the cupboard stealing the treats, one is sat here being fed wotsits and they can all eat of a fork and spoon

They lick their bums you know.

She can too! who you been talking too

You told us you tasted your poo. "

ha ha, i believe i said i ate a turd, cant remember saying whose

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