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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

DarkEdges takes ages to reply to my messages because she keeps day dreaming about me. That's what as just told me

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"DarkEdges takes ages to reply to my messages because she keeps day dreaming about me. That's what as just told me "

DarkEdges takes ages to reply to all messages cos she has narcolepsy.

And they're not dreams they're nightmares!

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Tempting Devils knicker elastic has perished

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Tempting devils real name is "Devils Advocate"

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Minxie is a health and saftey advisor in currys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempting devil is really 6 foot tall and likes to date midgets that she tempts by pinning bags of crisps to her belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missmo66 invented the phrase "it does exactly what it says on the tin" when she met Donald trump for coffee and cream eggs in 1988

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandybeaches boobicles are the result of a mishap with a concrete enema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not mysterious guys real fist....

He had a fist job 3 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This funny "

His username was inspired by appearing as an extra in the film Private Parts. Sadly this was as good as his movie career got. All that time spent on the casting couch, and not even a recurring role in a sitcom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erectjim is actually none other than earthwormjim! He had to change his name after a brief run in with a discarded pack of viagra on a rainy night.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"This funny "

It seemed like a good idea at the time. I'm glad everyone is playing nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysteriousguy is actually the Go Compare bloke

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

PP was actually the Phantom Flan Flinger on Tiswas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ssshhhh ...... Mr & Mrs Polk are actually famous.... Think crankies and your on the right track

But you didn't hear that from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DarkEdges takes ages to reply to my messages because she keeps day dreaming about me. That's what as just told me

DarkEdges takes ages to reply to all messages cos she has narcolepsy.

And they're not dreams they're nightmares! "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


" ssshhhh ...... Mr & Mrs Polk are actually famous.... Think crankies and your on the right track

But you didn't hear that from me "

Fandabidozi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popeye had to give up his dream job of cheif spinach farmer after he realised the smell of the raw spinach was making him rather more attractive to sheep than he thought appropriate.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

minxie can fly

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

My real full name is Wentworth Earl Miller III. Known to society as Wentworth Miller to keep is less formal.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mr-Unique is in fact 72

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Mr-Unique is in fact 72 "

I feel it . Maybe a massage will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My real full name is Wentworth Earl Miller III. Known to society as Wentworth Miller to keep is less formal. "

And you currently won't visit Russia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minxie is a health and saftey advisor in currys."

shhhhhh your not sposed to tell them what I really do!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"minxie can fly "

I did today !!!!!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sex on the Beach is so pissed in her avatar pic that she is leaning on a wall unable to stand up straight.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Private Parts is so pissed after his date with Sex on the Beach, he can't get up off the floor at all!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Frisky Mare is so named because she gets so excited on a meet that you have to put blinkers on her to get her into the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all munchkins and live in facking oz. full of witches and fictional characters stuck in oz from a whirlwind of bullshit. Now I must find my heart lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

the only minxie Minx won her name in a death match with Minxie Minx (RIP).

She still bares the mental scars and, if you startle her whilst she is in the Deli section at Waitrose, you risk being empaled on a Chorizo. Anywhere else and she will garrotte you with a cheese string.

You have been warned !!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Genguy was a newscaster on ITN at 545

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frisky mare often can be seen walking down the dual carriage way ( the wrong way ) in her avatar outfit!!! But she wears pink fluffy slippers all the time

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Frisky Mare is so named because she gets so excited on a meet that you have to put blinkers on her to get her into the bedroom "

Who have you been talking to??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess "

You should speak to jewel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popeye is a stunt double for three well known meerkats including Oleg

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess

You should speak to jewel "

Ermm righty ho...

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess

You should speak to jewel

Ermm righty ho... "

She's one person who wants me. Don't know what for though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess

You should speak to jewel

Ermm righty ho...

She's one person who wants me. Don't know what for though "

Stop taking things so seriously lol

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Genguy was a newscaster on ITN at 545 "

Damn! You recognised me, even through the fake moustache and wig??

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Mr unique is currently on the 10 most wanted.....what for is anyone's guess

You should speak to jewel

Ermm righty ho...

She's one person who wants me. Don't know what for though

Stop taking things so seriously lol "

Wasn't meant to be. Was part of the game, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss cheeky chops is a Tourette's sufferer with a very aggressive disposition.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Sandybeaches boobicles are the result of a mishap with a concrete enema"

Oi I seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frisky mare's legs are actually that colour due to her job picking blueberries

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

AvatarForHim is an avid fan of Road Wars and wanted, when he was younger, to be Bananaman.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Dark Edges had to drop the 'H' from her second name when she first shaved her fanjo.

Now MaxFactor have offered an undisclosed sum to name an eye liner after her.

True talks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AvatarForHim is an avid fan of Road Wars and wanted, when he was younger, to be Bananaman."

He looked so handsome in his blue and yellow suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YeOldeWitchyDoctory guy has stolen my brother Paddy's goat for potion parts...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Cute and Sassy - her boobies are actually minions who snuggle up very close to pass security. They are, however, essential to her plans to take over Channel 4 and make it show Friends 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina is Dolly Partons secret love child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/05/14 18:16:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty Max isn't very nawty at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole lotta loves a virgin

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whole lotta love

...listens to the 'best of Wet Wet Wet' every night before falling asleep x

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Nawtymax gets very wet every morning and that's before she gets into the shower

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Tina in fact ate her own hamster - with some butterbeans and a nice glass of Vimto

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Nawtymax gets very wet every morning and that's before she gets into the shower "

Thought we were dealing in rumours....not facts

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Nawtymax gets very wet every morning and that's before she gets into the shower

Thought we were dealing in rumours....not facts "

Took the words out of my mouth lol

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Nawtymax gets very wet every morning and that's before she gets into the shower

Thought we were dealing in rumours....not facts

Took the words out of my mouth lol "

There's me thinking your mouth was full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topsy rogers has the worlds third largest antique condom collection behind diamond smiles and View. It is also rumoured that some of the ones in Views collection are yet to be used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the only minxie Minx won her name in a death match with Minxie Minx (RIP).

She still bares the mental scars and, if you startle her whilst she is in the Deli section at Waitrose, you risk being empaled on a Chorizo. Anywhere else and she will garrotte you with a cheese string.

You have been warned !!"

I will have you know that the only person that get's hurt in all these escapades is ME ...!!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Whole lotta love was caught smuggling Hob Nobs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

TemptingDevil is the only Hells Angel in their Yorkshire Chapter who turns up on roller skates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina titz has the milkman round every morning going to fill her jugs so I hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandy beach is a well known sword swallower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinas boobies are melons that she grows in grow bags at the end of her bed

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Fist is my local lollipop man

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Sandybeach has gone off men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrWho secretly wants to be Ginger Spice.....

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Classy laydee stole my Estwing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Classy laydee stole my Estwing. "

It comes in very handy...

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Classy laydee is the complete opposite of what she shows. She's really a vulgar man with Tourette's

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe


"Classy laydee is the complete opposite of what she shows. She's really a vulgar man with Tourette's "

Mr unique has no public pics as he shaves his legs and has moobs lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meforfuncpl are really after a boring single man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

andyb190 is actually the stylist to all the guests on Jeremy Kyle

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

whole lotta love is allergic to cashmere

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Tina only wear her eBay boobicles to hide the fact that she is indeed a biological woman but one breast is a AA cup the other FF.

EBay is all she can afford until she saves enough for surgery to attain her perfect figure of matching B cups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kopinov is actually a smurf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/05/14 23:10:35]

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Names all of his fruit after his friends,, apples are called Dave and his oranges Phil, no longer eats strawberries after he fell out with Mike,

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

BlondeCaz isn't actually single. She married a tin of peaches, (in natural juice), a little under 6 years ago. They know she's on here though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really an alien from the Planet

shagalottatimesandmore again

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

FemmeFatale played R2D2 in Crossroads.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Diamondsmiles is my Auntie Mabel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan is Ronald McDonald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan used to date my nan

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Red collects samples from all her blowies, stores them in jam jars and puts them in a display cabinet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Kountess of Kink IS actually royalty and 467th in line to the throne...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan used to date my nan "

Still do on her birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red collects samples from all her blowies, stores them in jam jars and puts them in a display cabinet. "

Yeah and my collection is so big, floor to ceiling, six rows deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missmo Aka Tong win

Is actually a ladyboy brought over from Thailand by a rich 85 year old guy who died 2 mins into his first wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh rarebit is dyslexic and is actually named after a sex toy she bought in a closing down sale in a charity sex shop in Swansea

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

X red x is a former communist who likes to sign off with a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Privateparts!

Has a drink problem

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Privateparts!

Has a drink problem "

He prefers Champagne and strawberries to Jack D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty Max used to be Mad Max until a spell in rehab brought about a change in personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty max is a master artist who specialises in the high level forgery of pre-raphaelite examples.

And she carries not one jot of remorse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jezebel is a completely fake account. her real name is moody moo and she set the Jezebel profile up so she could attend West Bromwich Albion matches without having to wear her lined wig disguise.

Her real name is Cyril

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mysterious guy is a finger puppet artist that leaves somewhere under a rainbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty max wrote all the screenplays and the music for the 'confessions of a...' films. She even played the oboe (both kinds) and the swanee whistle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toshn is obsessed with care bares and likes to pretend that rainbows come out of his tummy and make everyone happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opps, Care Bears lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View is 'Frozens' biggest fan and know all the words to the songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute has a lock-up in brixham where she makes fake sportswear then hawks it round the local pubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jinty mcginty learned to speak fluent Swahili while working as a brothel madam in Venezuela she is now the 43rd most highly paid tattooist in Stevenage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Unique is an identical twin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysterious Guy is actually a mirror of myself in the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/14 12:46:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popeye is not really a sailor man . But is lulu's stunt double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time4achange is charles hawtrey and barbara windsors love child!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Highland Rose appeared as an extra in Crocodile Dundee, but played an American in New York.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark edges wears a merkin made of the nasal hairs of her previous victims. Its one of the conditions of meeting her. You forfeit any hair she demands.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Priapus is the son of Aphrodite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats why she refers to her ladywanks as 'picking her nose'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steel heels is a figment of everyone's imagination, she only exists when other forumites think about her. Don't believe me? Do a name search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysterious guy was the invisibility cloak in the potter films. Hence so mysterious

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Boobalicious40 bucket is so deep. My once fitted half a snooker cue in their and she didn't feel a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobalicious40 bucket is so deep. My once fitted half a snooker cue in their and she didn't feel a thing "

Block!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Unique once completed charm school, but is very ashamed of his upbringing

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Mr Unique once completed charm school, but is very ashamed of his upbringing

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Not sure he actually completed it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan once tried to milk a bull. It was 15 minutes before he realised his mistake. The bull looked relaxed

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By *r-Unique OP   Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

A Jewel isn't priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan likes to create fictitious rumors about people then claim its not him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan likes to create fictitious rumors about people then claim its not him. "

Montecristo! is not a count, but he does have a nice line in hats and cloaks.

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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago

south east


"Ryan likes to create fictitious rumors about people then claim its not him.

Montecristo! is not a count, but he does have a nice line in hats and cloaks."

Avatars harem are all plotting a terrorist attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan likes to create fictitious rumors about people then claim its not him.

Montecristo! is not a count, but he does have a nice line in hats and cloaks.

Avatars harem are all plotting a terrorist attack "

In Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missliss wears shoes with odd hight heels and can only go round hills in one direction or she falls over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Missliss wears shoes with odd hight heels and can only go round hills in one direction or she falls over "

This is remarkably close to the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voluptuous virago is president of the east England Dykes on bikes chapter.

The running feud with other biker gangs has cots her three broken fingernails and the amputation of a mole on her bum

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jinty McGinty is a goat herder and is affiliated to the Fife Freemasons

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.

Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superramfan is a gay sheepshagger; he only likes rams

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Popeye is not really in London. He works full time in a condom factory in Bognor and recently won employer of the week for his new and improved fried chicken flavour condoms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheekychops taught that pony to dance for that commercial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.

Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake "
please don't put a contract out on me, I will get all nervous every time a spiky haired peroxide blonde with a denim jacket comes within 20 yards of me. (It's the steel cap boots that worry me most)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've got my own steel toe-capped boots. They've got steel soles too.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yeoldewhitchdoc reckons he can take on the three whitches and win

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.

Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake please don't put a contract out on me, I will get all nervous every time a spiky haired peroxide blonde with a denim jacket comes within 20 yards of me. (It's the steel cap boots that worry me most)"
Damn! I got the short blonde spiky hair .... But no steel cap boots! Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.

Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake please don't put a contract out on me, I will get all nervous every time a spiky haired peroxide blonde with a denim jacket comes within 20 yards of me. (It's the steel cap boots that worry me most) Damn! I got the short blonde spiky hair .... But no steel cap boots! Lol "

What size do you take? You might be able to borrow mine

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Jodie breeds unicorns in her garden shed and distills moonshine in a treehouse at the bottom of her garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeoldewhitchdoc reckons he can take on the three whitches and win "

Winning was not the aim of any ritual I had in mind for the three witches

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ryan has become a vegatarian

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

brightonsteve has turned straight

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"ryan has become a vegatarian"

And sworn off cookies for religious reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VV is a flat chested vest wearer

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"VV is a flat chested vest wearer"

It's a string vest.

My nipples poke through the holes when it's cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a previous life, Soxy was a notorious wrestler known as killer kowalski. Soxys signature move was a submission hold called the caramel coated cinnamon pretzel. Grown men still weep at the thought.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

YeOldeWitchDoc formed the East Cheshire Morris Dancing troupe in the hope it might attract some totty but so far there are only 3 members including the vicar and his wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoc formed the East Cheshire Morris Dancing troupe in the hope it might attract some totty but so far there are only 3 members including the vicar and his wife..."
ive heard the vicars wife does a turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purehoneypot is visiting Banterville in the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole lotta love has a cucumber down his shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysterious guy doesnt doodle on his own fist, he is actually Hook (from Peter Pan) and has inter changable fists depending on his mood

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over a year ago


"Mysterious guy doesnt doodle on his own fist, he is actually Hook (from Peter Pan) and has inter changable fists depending on his mood "

Cute n sassy is two faced

Mask and no mask

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over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoc formed the East Cheshire Morris Dancing troupe in the hope it might attract some totty but so far there are only 3 members including the vicar and his wife..."

They didn't make the programme Cheshire Sex for nothing. The vicar and his wife are on here as kinkyclericsrus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whole lotta love has a cucumber down his shorts "

i'd think you know better by now

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over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoc formed the East Cheshire Morris Dancing troupe in the hope it might attract some totty but so far there are only 3 members including the vicar and his wife...ive heard the vicars wife does a turn"

She can only manage one as two turns causes her wooden leg to fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whole lotta love has a cucumber down his shorts

i'd think you know better by now "

I think I do

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

The naughtiest angel is, in fact, a demon - the clue is in the name.

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over a year ago


"The naughtiest angel is, in fact, a demon - the clue is in the name.

"

Kopinov has been wearing a pinny and cleaning my house and making me tea all morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whole lotta love has a cucumber down his shorts

i'd think you know better by now

I think I do"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. . .42.39.56. .

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over a year ago


". . .42.39.56. . "
_scotsman is a whole lotta woman!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Mysterious guy is perilously close to a fingernail in a very sensitive spot.

Oh, this is supposed to be just rumours, not facts. My mistake please don't put a contract out on me, I will get all nervous every time a spiky haired peroxide blonde with a denim jacket comes within 20 yards of me. (It's the steel cap boots that worry me most) Damn! I got the short blonde spiky hair .... But no steel cap boots! Lol

What size do you take? You might be able to borrow mine "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ebony in Ivory actually is in need of some hangers from IKEA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popeye is really 7ft tall and and thin as a rake,he just uses photo app called squash me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Diamondsmiles is under investigation by interpol, the fbi and the met for selling diamonique smiles passed off as diamonds, and evasion of glass taxes. She is held in isolation in fort hood, usa.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"The naughtiest angel is, in fact, a demon - the clue is in the name.

Kopinov has been wearing a pinny and cleaning my house and making me tea all morning "

Sssshh... don't tell them.

By the way, bend over.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Ebony in Ivory actually is in need of some hangers from IKEA.

"
lmfao!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Evie is actually a very talented sprinter. She has done that much running that she can sprint backwards faster than most people can run forwards.

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Tina is a former miss universe but keeps that information close to her chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy cleaner is the face of cillit bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysteriousguy actually dislikes his hands and is showing his worst feature first

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Whole lotta love ain't got no fridge n keeps his sausage in his boxers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana cake swam the channel twice in one weekend because she was too tight to pay for the ferry

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

On a closing note, you've all got stinky belly buttons

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