Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
![]() | Back to forum list |
![]() | Back to The Lounge |
Jump to newest | ![]() |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Lick my own balls ![]() Oh FFS tell us something we don't know! ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can ice skate ![]() ![]() Now I can do a rubiks Cube.... ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can't knit" I can knit, but just not well.....more holes in it than stitches. ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hubby believes that plastering is some kind of witchcraft." I concur with your hubby. ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Feed myself - fookin useless ![]() Hand to mouth co ordination not that good then? ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Lick my own balls ![]() ![]() When I was younger I was very flexible and got close ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Lick my own balls ![]() ![]() ![]() Have a go again, your 50 your balls are bound to be longer. ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hubby believes that plastering is some kind of witchcraft." Someone mention witchcraft ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I too cannot ice skate. I can do half a Rubiks cube and I can knit extremely well. I also cannot cook rice" Don't get me started on rice I have done threads about it in the past, taken every single bit of advice and its still shite. ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"...despite trying your best. I cannot for the life of me Ice Skate...tried and failed miserably numerous times. You? ![]() I can't wallpaper ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Burp properly." Is there a proper way to burp? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Sing. I'm awesome at ice skating though. ![]() Rub salt into an already gaping wound. ( My legs are crossed btw) | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Squeeze my feet into a pair of women's size 8 shoes... ![]() Nor can I lol x | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Burp properly.Is there a proper way to burp?" Yeah, mine don't sound like burps, they're hard to describe. They sound a bit like a gutteral growly noise. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Burp properly.Is there a proper way to burp? Yeah, mine don't sound like burps, they're hard to describe. They sound a bit like a gutteral growly noise." Drink a pint of Stella, works for me everytime. ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Burp properly.Is there a proper way to burp? Yeah, mine don't sound like burps, they're hard to describe. They sound a bit like a gutteral growly noise.Drink a pint of Stella, works for me everytime. ![]() It doesn't matter what I do, my burps are always the same and don't sound like burps that other people do. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Have control over my cats" That's perfectly normal. Cats aren't designed to be controlled. ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Whistle with my fingers" You should try using your mouth. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Resist walking past a window without licking it." Even church windows? ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I too cannot ice skate. I can do half a Rubiks cube and I can knit extremely well. I also cannot cook riceDon't get me started on rice I have done threads about it in the past, taken every single bit of advice and its still shite. ![]() i am shit at cooking rice too lol | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"...despite trying your best. I cannot for the life of me Ice Skate...tried and failed miserably numerous times. You? ![]() Big tits that is! Makes you over balance. ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go into a branch of Milletts. ![]() Why can't you go into a Millets? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I too cannot ice skate. I can do half a Rubiks cube and I can knit extremely well. I also cannot cook riceDon't get me started on rice I have done threads about it in the past, taken every single bit of advice and its still shite. ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Heights !!!!! ![]() ![]() Enjoy your day at go Ape then ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Say " abonimable " , although I can write it !!!" or is it abominable ??? Now im really confused ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Heights !!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() enjoy is not a word that will easily come from my lips to describe my experience !!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can't for the life of me play golf, such a frustrating game, oh and glad I'm not the only one who can't cook rice either. ![]() I cant play golf either, I end up hitting it like I was playing rounders, club goes flying & I storm off muttering stupid fucking game! ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"...despite trying your best. I cannot for the life of me Ice Skate...tried and failed miserably numerous times. You? ![]() Ahh I love ice skating, ill drag you round cunty. ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Feed myself - fookin useless ![]() ![]() ![]() Most people can't feed themselves if their fridge and cupboards are almost empty ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Post new Message to Thread |
back to top | ![]() |