FabSwingers.com forum: Things you just cannot do....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

...despite trying your best.

I cannot for the life of me Ice Skate...tried and failed miserably numerous times.

You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my own balls

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lick my own balls

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Oh FFS tell us something we don't know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can ice skate

But I can't do a rubiks cube

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Put a shelf up straight ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze my feet into a pair of women's size 8 shoes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't knit

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can ice skate

But I can't do a rubiks cube

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Now I can do a rubiks Cube....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can't knit"
I can knit, but just not well.....more holes in it than stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't knit"

I can't imagine you knitting

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Hubby believes that plastering is some kind of witchcraft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can ice skate

But I can't do a rubiks cube

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wire a plug.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Feed myself - fookin useless

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hubby believes that plastering is some kind of witchcraft."
I concur with your hubby.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Feed myself - fookin useless

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Hand to mouth co ordination not that good then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick my own balls

Oh FFS tell us something we don't know!

When I was younger I was very flexible and got close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly - no matter how many times I jump out of aeroplane I always end up pulling the chute!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lick my own balls

Oh FFS tell us something we don't know!

When I was younger I was very flexible and got close

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Have a go again, your 50 your balls are bound to be longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby believes that plastering is some kind of witchcraft."

Someone mention witchcraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell my own ear

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick my own balls

Oh FFS tell us something we don't know!

When I was younger I was very flexible and got close

Have a go again, your 50 your balls are bound to be longer.

Ah fuck just put my back out and now I'm stuck with my legs behind my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't hang wallpaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too cannot ice skate. I can do half a Rubiks cube and I can knit extremely well. I also cannot cook rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't ride a bike or swim. sez

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I too cannot ice skate. I can do half a Rubiks cube and I can knit extremely well. I also cannot cook rice"
Don't get me started on rice I have done threads about it in the past, taken every single bit of advice and its still shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...despite trying your best.

I cannot for the life of me Ice Skate...tried and failed miserably numerous times.

You?

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I can't wallpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing.

I'm awesome at ice skating though.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Burp properly.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Burp properly."
Is there a proper way to burp?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sing.

I'm awesome at ice skating though.

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Rub salt into an already gaping wound. ( My legs are crossed btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squeeze my feet into a pair of women's size 8 shoes...

Nor can I lol x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Burp properly.Is there a proper way to burp?"

Yeah, mine don't sound like burps, they're hard to describe. They sound a bit like a gutteral growly noise.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Burp properly.Is there a proper way to burp?

Yeah, mine don't sound like burps, they're hard to describe. They sound a bit like a gutteral growly noise."
Drink a pint of Stella, works for me everytime.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

There's loads I wish I couple do better, but there's not much that I want to do that I can't do at all... I just do most things badly

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Burp properly.Is there a proper way to burp?

Yeah, mine don't sound like burps, they're hard to describe. They sound a bit like a gutteral growly noise.Drink a pint of Stella, works for me everytime.

It doesn't matter what I do, my burps are always the same and don't sound like burps that other people do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't

I can never

Can't think

Ever

Can never

Think

what to say

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have control over my cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't ice skate. I still go though. Limp and flail around like a d*unken starfish.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Draw...I'd love to be able to draw things other than stick men

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Have control over my cats"

That's perfectly normal. Cats aren't designed to be controlled.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I also can't burp, draw or ice skate (I can't even rollerboot and I like the idea of being on a roller derby team so this upsets me). I can't play guitar or drive either. I can swim fairly well though and have been known to sing but never solo in front of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click my fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle with my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistle with my fingers"

You should try using your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick my own balls

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Ino how you feel man chin up lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Go into a branch of Milletts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resist walking past a window without licking it.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Resist walking past a window without licking it."
Even church windows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too cannot ice skate. I can do half a Rubiks cube and I can knit extremely well. I also cannot cook riceDon't get me started on rice I have done threads about it in the past, taken every single bit of advice and its still shite.

i am shit at cooking rice too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant flirt!!!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Speak English without my French accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heights !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...despite trying your best.

I cannot for the life of me Ice Skate...tried and failed miserably numerous times.

You?

Big tits that is! Makes you over balance.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I am absolutely crap at anything creative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go into a branch of Milletts.

Why can't you go into a Millets?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I can't tile bathroom floors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boil two cups of water, add one cup, of the same size, worth of dried rice. Cover, simmer on lower setting. Stir once or twice to keep it from burning to the bottom. Job done. One pot of steamed rice. The trick i was taught is in the measuring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those magic eye pics that used to be all the rage, damned if I could see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heights !!!!!

Enjoy your day at go Ape then

Play a musical instrument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk past a shoe shop....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't for the life of me play golf, such a frustrating game, oh and glad I'm not the only one who can't cook rice either.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Say " abonimable " , although I can write it !!!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Say " abonimable " , although I can write it !!!"

or is it abominable ??? Now im really confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do anything musical, I have tried many many different instruments and failed with every single one of them

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Sing in tune. People feel nauseated when I try. I can clear a room in about 3 notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heights !!!!!

Enjoy your day at go Ape then

Play a musical instrument."

enjoy is not a word that will easily come from my lips to describe my experience !!!!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"I can't for the life of me play golf, such a frustrating game, oh and glad I'm not the only one who can't cook rice either.

I cant play golf either, I end up hitting it like I was playing rounders, club goes flying & I storm off muttering stupid fucking game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say statistics. It comes out like sta-stick-sticks.

I also can't say squirrel. It comes out like shrirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...despite trying your best.

I cannot for the life of me Ice Skate...tried and failed miserably numerous times.

You?

Ahh I love ice skating, ill drag you round cunty.

And what can't I do... Erm keep quiet probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crochet

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Masturbate - other people have a responsibility to satisfy my sexual needs, so my hands have never got the knack. Other than that, I frequently forget film slots or confuse films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vote Labour whilst Milliband's out front and Balls is on the scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a doughnut without licking my lips...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the boozer for "just a couple"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed myself - fookin useless

Hand to mouth co ordination not that good then?

Most people can't feed themselves if their fridge and cupboards are almost empty

I can't open crisp packets upsidedown without feeling weird. It's just not right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open a packet of Jaffa Cakes without finishing them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can't open a jar of peanut butter without sticking ma finger in and taking a huge dollop out mmmmmmmm

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