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"I have been very distressed after talking when a look in the mirror shows either a rouge snot hanging or half a cornflake glued to front 2teeth ![]() Haha yeah you win! ![]() | |||
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you? ![]() Maybe they still thought you looked hot, could see past the gym look or admired your dedication or summat? | |||
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you? ![]() And there's me at the pool surrounded by wonderful muscular shoulders wearing a giant blue condom on my head, goggles, and no makeup!! I keep very quiet! ![]() | |||
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"I have been very distressed after talking when a look in the mirror shows either a rouge snot hanging or half a cornflake glued to front 2teeth ![]() a rouge snot sounds painful I have never put glue on my cornflakes,the sugar makes them sticky enough | |||
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"Nope. What I do hate is running to the front door after being woken up by the postman and realising you've got morning wood showing through my comfy pants ![]() Hahaha! ![]() | |||
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"Nope. What I do hate is running to the front door after being woken up by the postman and realising you've got morning wood showing through my comfy pants ![]() ![]() I'd like to think he didn't notice but he moved away pretty quickly. | |||
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"Nope. What I do hate is running to the front door after being woken up by the postman and realising you've got morning wood showing through my comfy pants ![]() You'll have to get some of us as your postgirls, and put an end to any hard wood for you. Otherwise, I rarely am available for immediate meets, so if I feel dead rough, they don't get to see me till I'm full on hot n ready for action. | |||
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"I always look terrible when a camera is pointed at me! I'm actually way better looking than my ill timed photos ![]() However bad they may be, yours show a ton of promise ![]() | |||
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"Nope. What I do hate is running to the front door after being woken up by the postman and realising you've got morning wood showing through my comfy pants ![]() Now that would be interesting. I'll be holding interviews soon. ![]() | |||
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you? ![]() All that wouldn't stop me from chatting you up ![]() | |||
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"ur not at the gym to look pretty ![]() I know so just leave me alone in there to do my thing! | |||
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you? ![]() ![]() Tart ![]() | |||
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones? ![]() My ear things always fall out if I run ![]() | |||
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones? ![]() ![]() Get some dre beats ![]() | |||
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones? ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah they're a bit cheap for me ![]() | |||
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Get sports earphones they hook over the ear ![]() | |||
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones? ![]() ![]() ![]() Beats are wank. Get some Bose or Sennheiser ones. | |||
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones? ![]() ![]() ![]() When I win the lottery! I could buy shoes with that money ![]() | |||
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"I always get that when I am running on the treadmill when I am sweating like a whore in church. How can you talk to someone running in headphones? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They're not that much. Why buy shoes when you can enjoy music? Bloody women ![]() | |||
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"When you look your absolute worst,in my case at the gym this morning looking like Medusa's uglier sister and almost dying of exhaustion,and someone hot starts chatting to you? ![]() I have it happen all the time when I start a conversation with a sweaty bird. ![]() | |||
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