FabSwingers.com forum: Whats your Alibi?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry Tina but you come to a gruesome end,, so Fabsters whats your Alibi?

We all have motives.. those tits are just awesome

With Detective Miss HottieBottie on our tracks we have to come up with some Alibi's and quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Tina but you come to a gruesome end,, so Fabsters whats your Alibi?

We all have motives.. those tits are just awesome

With Detective Miss HottieBottie on our tracks we have to come up with some Alibi's and quick

it wasn't my fault - I was climbing the giant climbing frame to be doing my deat defying experience .... and being strappd in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Tina but you come to a gruesome end,, so Fabsters whats your Alibi?

We all have motives.. those tits are just awesome

With Detective Miss HottieBottie on our tracks we have to come up with some Alibi's and quick

it wasn't my fault - I was climbing the giant climbing frame to be doing my deat defying experience .... and being strappd in too

death ... I am soo scared I can't type properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i was watching Britians Got Talent

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I was asleep. Alone. No, nobody can corroborate that but I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was asleep. Alone. No, nobody can corroborate that but I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything

lets get you on jezzer for a lie detector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a garden shed gangbang. Plenty of witnesses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was washing my hair

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I was asleep. Alone. No, nobody can corroborate that but I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything

lets get you on jezzer for a lie detector

Sod that, I haven't got a track suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in bed with my Auntys, best friends, cousin's, husband's, fathers, brother's son. Please don't tell my Aunt she will be devastated.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I haven't been on Fab for a few days. What have I missed, for what times do I need to create my alibi for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was asleep. Alone. No, nobody can corroborate that but I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything

lets get you on jezzer for a lie detector

Sod that, I haven't got a track suit.

o0o0o shopping trip yay!

Velour tracksuit or a normal one? Dont forget to tie your hair back so tight it looks like youve had a face lift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was in bed with my Auntys, best friends, cousin's, husband's, fathers, brother's son. Please don't tell my Aunt she will be devastated. "

shit you might need jezzer along with VV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was busy trying to encourage him to wear a condom so I wouldn't get cock snot up my fart pipe

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Tina but you come to a gruesome end,, so Fabsters whats your Alibi?

We all have motives.. those tits are just awesome

With Detective Miss HottieBottie on our tracks we have to come up with some Alibi's and quick

I was on a cross country quest to find Toshn the fearless dragon/moth slayer to come to the rescue of our lovely Tina.....

Got stuck in a traffic jam on the pennine way .......sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having a shag....hang in that's not believable I'll think of another

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was riding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was having a shag....hang in that's not believable I'll think of another

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was holding Tracey down to stop her from doing it so that I could get in first....in the meantime someone else beat me to it ....so it wasn't me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone seems to have hacked Tina's account....

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Too busy posting pointless replies in the many UKIP threads otherwise I would have been an enthusiastic accomplice

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

I was knitting. A new pair of big girl knickers for my self... It took all night....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Minxie's repair man so obviously never had time to bump off Tina as well

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I was tucked up in bed with a book. There are witnesses but Det H Bottie will have to speak cat to get verification of my alibi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the time frame. Last night i was crocheting and this morning coulfnt be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was satisfying my curiosity spying on the forums and will offer detective hottie full co operation ito helpfind the culprit.

better make sure those alibis are good

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

You'll all be pleased to hear I have been indisposed for 2 days and so my detective work has been relegated while I've been at deaths door. I blame my lad who threw up on Friday but I thought it was his cough... Then Saturday night I started.. Bleurgh..

Anyway I've got my notebook and pencil ready... What's been going on ere then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our alibi would be as follows...

Friday we were both at work all day.

Saturday we had family visiting

Sunday clearing up after Saturday

Monday.... Will have to make something up!

We were both out shopping for gowns, bow ties and masks for the June social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll all be pleased to hear I have been indisposed for 2 days and so my detective work has been relegated while I've been at deaths door. I blame my lad who threw up on Friday but I thought it was his cough... Then Saturday night I started.. Bleurgh..

Anyway I've got my notebook and pencil ready... What's been going on ere then???"

Somebody did for our Tina Guv

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By *odoudoMan
over a year ago

hereford

I was digging a hole under the patio.

Starts whistling the theme to the great escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway I've got my notebook and pencil ready... What's been going on ere then???"

Well I have a clue for Detective HottieBottie to start looking into... IF it was a frontal attack, then it stands to reason that the attacker has long arms, or there is no way of getting close enough to Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was writing my new profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to keep it simple and use the 'two dude' defense.

Some other dude did it.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I was in jail.....as usual

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Can someone direct me to the thread so I can get the faintest idea of what we are talking about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone direct me to the thread so I can get the faintest idea of what we are talking about??

OK but it probably won't help much http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/276652#message_5157594

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im going to keep it simple and use the 'two dude' defense.

Some other dude did it.

Yeah, you are probably right, that other dude has form for doing stuff, dude

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

I was having spectacular sex with a hot chick I met on Fab..... No... hang on.... Nobody's going to go for that. .. Curses!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im going to keep it simple and use the 'two dude' defense.

Some other dude did it.

Yeah, you are probably right, that other dude has form for doing stuff, dude

I got ordained as a Dudeist Priest today.

This is actually a true story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was killing Colonel Mustard in the Drawing Room with a candlestick. And setting the butler up to take the fall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks to me like she was killed while the adverts were on

l cold be wrong but that Emily looks a bit shifty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was watching the tennis

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not the first time I've been done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tennis that just people with furry balls

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Can someone direct me to the thread so I can get the faintest idea of what we are talking about??

OK but it probably won't help much http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/276652#message_5157594"

That's the link to this thread?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I was making rice pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was making butterscotch angel delight

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

As you will see from the thread in question I contributed to Tina watch but got bored and fell asleep....

So it can't have been me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im going to keep it simple and use the 'two dude' defense.

Some other dude did it.

Yeah, you are probably right, that other dude has form for doing stuff, dude

I got ordained as a Dudeist Priest today.

This is actually a true story.

I stabbed a friend in the back. Does this mean i can get ordained as a Judas Priest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cornflake. Cornflakes don't know how to commit crime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can someone direct me to the thread so I can get the faintest idea of what we are talking about??

OK but it probably won't help much http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/276652#message_5157594

That's the link to this thread?

Tina in Corination Street gets pushed off a balcony tonight which will lead to her death..

People just saw Tina dies.. and presumed it was our very own Mz Titz..

So i thought for some lighthearted fun we could have a fabs 'who done it' of our own

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/276553

My alibi is time stamped.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

"I haven't been on Fab for a few days. What have I missed, for what times do I need to create my alibi for?"

Dont worry funky i was making sure that arse of yours was gleaming...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Can someone direct me to the thread so I can get the faintest idea of what we are talking about??

OK but it probably won't help much http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/276652#message_5157594

That's the link to this thread?

Tina in Corination Street gets pushed off a balcony tonight which will lead to her death..

People just saw Tina dies.. and presumed it was our very own Mz Titz..

So i thought for some lighthearted fun we could have a fabs 'who done it' of our own

Am I still dead, though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I still dead, though?

Maybe, but it wasn't me I was repairing a forest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dancing on the bar and C was supervising me.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I was on number 8 of 10 things one could do with a walnut whip

wasn't me

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