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Things you will never pay for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s on the top of your list?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

My sins !!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Sex ... I hope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sins !!"

Whohhh clever answer I never though of that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex ... I hope! "

I wouldn't think you would have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex mother-in-law's shit, again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A £250,000 bottle of Champagne

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Sex ... I hope!

I wouldn't think you would have to "

It's starting to look that way

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Crossing the road

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

The poll tax, fuck you Maggie

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My ex mother-in-law's shit, again... "

You paid! For shit?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"A £250,000 bottle of Champagne "

But would you drink it?

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

A lot of things for the people I don't care for and very little for people I do care for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dominos pizza...not when Dr Oetker are on special offer in Morrisons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A £250,000 bottle of Champagne

But would you drink it?"

I'm not that fond of champagne or wine so offered an alternative,no I wouldn't

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Once upon a time and until fairly recently, I would have said sex but I'm starting to reconsider that policy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"A £250,000 bottle of Champagne

But would you drink it?

I'm not that fond of champagne or wine so offered an alternative,no I wouldn't "

I'll have your glass then but it would be wasted on me since I suspect I wouldn't be able to tell between that absinthe twelve ninety nine stuff from Aldi

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Once upon a time and until fairly recently, I would have said sex but I'm starting to reconsider that policy. "

I pay for sex all the time... hotel rooms, travel, condoms etc.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Once upon a time and until fairly recently, I would have said sex but I'm starting to reconsider that policy.

I pay for sex all the time... hotel rooms, travel, condoms etc.

"

Agreed. I mean directly rather than indirectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dominos pizza...not when Dr Oetker are on special offer in Morrisons!"

Maybe it's me but the brand Dr Oetker sounds like a foreign panty liner not pizza...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A £250,000 bottle of Champagne

But would you drink it?

I'm not that fond of champagne or wine so offered an alternative,no I wouldn't

I'll have your glass then but it would be wasted on me since I suspect I wouldn't be able to tell between that absinthe twelve ninety nine stuff from Aldi "

That stuff strips your lungs I've been told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

False eye lashes or fake tan lol

Her

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I wouldnt pay for sex but i would pay to get rid of some of the side effects that come with good sex . Shopping, looking interested, smiling etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and wine gums (my brother owns a sweet shop).

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"A £250,000 bottle of Champagne

But would you drink it?

I'm not that fond of champagne or wine so offered an alternative,no I wouldn't

I'll have your glass then but it would be wasted on me since I suspect I wouldn't be able to tell between that absinthe twelve ninety nine stuff from Aldi

That stuff strips your lungs I've been told "

my dad says it makes you blind. I didn't mean to put absinthe my phone made me do it, I thought I typed "and the".

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"False eye lashes or fake tan lol

Her"

The eyelashes I bought for the Xtasia social were well worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snail wee

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"A dominos pizza...not when Dr Oetker are on special offer in Morrisons!

Maybe it's me but the brand Dr Oetker sounds like a foreign panty liner not pizza... "

Isn't that an Italian pizza made in the England by a German company

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Window cleaners or killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dominos pizza...not when Dr Oetker are on special offer in Morrisons!

Maybe it's me but the brand Dr Oetker sounds like a foreign panty liner not pizza...

Isn't that an Italian pizza made in the England by a German company

"

I don't care [noms on a pizza flavoured panty liner]

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Plastic surgery

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

my arse to get shagged.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Wood for my log burner.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex mother-in-law's shit, again...

You paid! For shit? "

Disclaimer...

At no point did monies change hands..;-)

Sadly though, my marriage to her daughter paid heavily for her sh*t...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"False eye lashes or fake tan lol

Her

The eyelashes I bought for the Xtasia social were well worth it "
I Know woman do like them, even if I did being from Essex, can you imagine it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"False eye lashes or fake tan lol

Her

The eyelashes I bought for the Xtasia social were well worth it I Know woman do like them, even if I did being from Essex, can you imagine it "

Ah sod stereotypes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottled water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"False eye lashes or fake tan lol

Her

The eyelashes I bought for the Xtasia social were well worth it I Know woman do like them, even if I did being from Essex, can you imagine it

Yes but I would be also expected the capri too

Ah sod stereotypes "

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

That coffee that's made from cats eating then expelling the coffee beans...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Repairs on my car

Work on my houses

Beer

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smart phone, I use my wife's cast offs

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Computer support.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tesco new zealand lamb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That coffee that's made from cats eating then expelling the coffee beans..."

is this true.. Ewwww

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Sky TV.

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