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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The day has finally come Tina is being bumped off!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not before she performs at the social in June. She's booked to bring her magnificent Titz and comedic witz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is shocking

Is Tina being bumped off because she wouldn't payout on a forum claim?

Save our Tina

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wish I'd had more notice of this. Bad form bumping me off with little notice. I've spent the last hour working on my set.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard she is getting nursed to death. A genuine case of mammorycide

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pmsl lmfao soz tina x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

fight to the death with chesty morgan

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Eh tina

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tina, you're going to have to post regularly so that we know you haven't been bumped off by the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Tina still about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the heck can I get a zombie flash mob at this time of night?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No need for the Zombie flash mob, I'm back. I've just been busy boarding up all the windows and barricading the doors. It didn't take as long as I thought. This nice lady with a meat cleaver was here to help me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No need for the Zombie flash mob, I'm back. I've just been busy boarding up all the windows and barricading the doors. It didn't take as long as I thought. This nice lady with a meat cleaver was here to help me. "

Here's Johnny!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I don't think I'll sleep well tonight

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't think I'll sleep well tonight "

We just have to get you through the night. The OP is clear that today is the day. When today is over you should be able to rest easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch."

I don't want to watch that.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.

I don't want to watch that. "

You'd let her be bumped off rather than do a 15 minute shift? Cruel woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.

I don't want to watch that.

You'd let her be bumped off rather than do a 15 minute shift? Cruel woman. "

Thought you meant we had to watch her be murrrderrred.

Just over an hour to go then she's safe.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm not feeling any more at ease, you know.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not feeling any more at ease, you know. "

There is a virtual supportive web all around you. Think of us a good bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need tshirts.......

"Save our Tina"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you just sub-contract "the job" to Minxy, then you'll know it will all go wrong and Tina will be safe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need tshirts.......

"Save our Tina"

"

"Save our Tina, save the whales."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not feeling any more at ease, you know.

There is a virtual supportive web all around you. Think of us a good bra.

"

I am the underwire that pings out when you least expect it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not feeling any more at ease, you know.

There is a virtual supportive web all around you. Think of us a good bra.

I am the underwire that pings out when you least expect it."

Or snaps in half and stabs you in the tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not feeling any more at ease, you know. "

Tina you can borrow my hammer!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not feeling any more at ease, you know.

There is a virtual supportive web all around you. Think of us a good bra.

I am the underwire that pings out when you least expect it.

Or snaps in half and stabs you in the tit "

I saw us more as as good guide to wearing a bra:

Straps should run straight up and down and should not ride up in the back at all.

Breasts should be completely enclosed in the cups with no spillage out of the sides or front.

Underwires should lay flat against the top of the rib cage and should not poke, prod or push against the skin in any way.

And made from good materials, structured well.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Only 55 minutes to go! I'm sat here at work, all barricaded in with some garibaldi biscuits

Getting nervous about killer bras.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Only 55 minutes to go! I'm sat here at work, all barricaded in with some garibaldi biscuits

Getting nervous about killer bras. "

If the OP goes UNLOS then you know a rogue sniper has taken unilateral action.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Undercover incognito stealth mode

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Problem is, if I get bumped off, there will be too many suspects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any dr pepper Tina?

What's the worst that can happen?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Problem is, if I get bumped off, there will be too many suspects "

Do we have to solve the murder too? My concern is to keep you safe. You have committed to performing on 28th June and you're topping the bill.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch."

I'll do a shift IF I get to practice my motorboat skills on those Titz

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.

I'll do a shift IF I get to practice my motorboat skills on those Titz "

Good, I need to go for a pee and to brush my teeth. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Motorboating these requires great care.

Can't stand Dr Pepper, Dr Who is fine, though.

Ooh, top of the bill. I like that. When I did the best 'mans' speech at my mate's wedding I got top of the bill then, too.

Mind you I wasn't looking out for assassins that day. His bride did come close, though, following an unfortunate incident involving some socks.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.

I'll do a shift IF I get to practice my motorboat skills on those Titz

Good, I need to go for a pee and to brush my teeth. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

"

Your time's up!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Motorboating these requires great care.

"

Don't worry I've got a hard nose, which is more than poor Fox can say lol!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Motorboating these requires great care.

Don't worry I've got a hard nose, which is more than poor Fox can say lol! "

User error in her case

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I feel the need to stay up now to make sure nothing bad happens...but I'm so tired...sod it...Tina, you are on your own, I need my beauty sleep!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm back. I've got a torch and a claw hammer for the final stint.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not long now. I want to go to bed, too; but don't want to worry anyone that I've been done in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are the fab suspects for killing our Tina??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.

I'll do a shift IF I get to practice my motorboat skills on those Titz

Good, I need to go for a pee and to brush my teeth. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

"

Don't you have any toothpaste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel the need to stay up now to make sure nothing bad happens...but I'm so tired...sod it...Tina, you are on your own, I need my beauty sleep!! "

Men pfft can't rely on em

I will stand guard Tina, nothing will penetrate my defenses.......I will call on Toshn the fearless dragon/moth slayer you will be safe from harm (and minxy)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think we need a rota for Tina murder watch.

I'll do a shift IF I get to practice my motorboat skills on those Titz

Good, I need to go for a pee and to brush my teeth. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

Don't you have any toothpaste? "

Toothpaste, yes. Conserving water though.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

It would be kinda funny if you went offline for 12 hours or so and the police started getting phone calls from people from Fab, saying something bad may have happened to some guy/girl off the internet!! 'Err and what does this guy/girl look like'....'well officer, it depends what day of the week it is'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Tina still ok??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is Tina still ok?? "

She was on the last check. Ten minutes of Tina Watch to go.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm back! I thought I heard a noise, so hid under the table, just in case. Then I started to get cramp. If only I'd crouched down with my mouth open. I'm used to that position....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back! I thought I heard a noise, so hid under the table, just in case. Then I started to get cramp. If only I'd crouched down with my mouth open. I'm used to that position.... "

One knee on their foot. I remembered.

Might've been Lickety looking for her toothpaste but finding popping candy.

2 minutes...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nearly made it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Duty done. If she pops her clogs now we know we did our bit to delay the inevitable.

Night night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Duty done. If she pops her clogs now we know we did our bit to delay the inevitable.

Night night."

Phew! Nighty night.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Thanks everyone. I can now go to sleep safely un-murdered.

Thanks all and night xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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