FabSwingers.com forum: Crewing up!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for a Hardy crew to sail the FAB seas. Any volunteers before I send out the press gang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll navigate the south west

got my eye patch at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, I'm a capable skipper with good good rope skills and a witty repartee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love

To walk your plank

if you didn't shove me off first ha ha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

id like to help .. i ll bring my fatnav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're lookin for a parrot, there's no fkin shortage in here

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I`m an ex scout leader so I know how to tie a knot and I can cook a mean stew in the galley with nothing more than a rabbit and a potato

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"id like to help .. i ll bring my fatnav"

Lol @ fatnav, do you have my co-ords in there

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good with my hands and at treating injuries if you need a Doc on board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Swiss army knife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a grubby ship.

I'm going to swab this deck before this vessel sails anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roger the cabin boy at you service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a grubby ship.

I'm going to swab this deck before this vessel sails anywhere.

Finally Roger the cabin boy has arrived. Better late than never!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I'll map out what we should be doing and where we should go...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll map out what we should be doing and where we should go...

You'll need a cumpass!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I'll map out what we should be doing and where we should go...

You'll need a cumpass!

OOOh errrr shiver me timbers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll map out what we should be doing and where we should go...

To the cabins I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is rum, I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there is rum, I'm in."

You'll get your grog sailor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll map out what we should be doing and where we should go...

You'll need a cumpass!

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can I be your cabin girl ?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If there is rum, I'm in."

I will bring the lime

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

On the gooood ship lollipop ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a Hardy crew to sail the FAB seas. Any volunteers before I send out the press gang. "

What special skills are you looking for?

I can keep the crew fit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a Hardy crew to sail the FAB seas. Any volunteers before I send out the press gang.

What special skills are you looking for?

I can keep the crew fit?

I'll be needing someone to keep these rapscallions in check. You good with a cat o nine tails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very good sea legs and I do like a bit of rope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have very good sea legs and I do like a bit of rope

No frigging in the rigging you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a Hardy crew to sail the FAB seas. Any volunteers before I send out the press gang.

What special skills are you looking for?

I can keep the crew fit?

I'll be needing someone to keep these rapscallions in check. You good with a cat o nine tails? "

I think I can handle that, I have a nice long whip too for the less naughty...

I'll just grab my heels and leathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have very good sea legs and I do like a bit of rope

No frigging in the rigging you! "

Am I allowed to get on my knees with SU and scrub the decks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a Hardy crew to sail the FAB seas. Any volunteers before I send out the press gang.

What special skills are you looking for?

I can keep the crew fit?

I'll be needing someone to keep these rapscallions in check. You good with a cat o nine tails?

I think I can handle that, I have a nice long whip too for the less naughty...

I'll just grab my heels and leathers

Of course. Your uniform is important!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have very good sea legs and I do like a bit of rope

No frigging in the rigging you!

Am I allowed to get on my knees with SU and scrub the decks

Yes and polish those cannon balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a Hardy crew to sail the FAB seas. Any volunteers before I send out the press gang.

What special skills are you looking for?

I can keep the crew fit?

I'll be needing someone to keep these rapscallions in check. You good with a cat o nine tails?

I think I can handle that, I have a nice long whip too for the less naughty...

I'll just grab my heels and leathers

Of course. Your uniform is important! "

Can I have a hat too please?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Good with my hands and at treating injuries if you need a Doc on board

Yo Captain... How's my registration lookin' lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good with my hands and at treating injuries if you need a Doc on board

Yo Captain... How's my registration lookin' lol

Looking good. But you may have to come to my cabin later for further scrutiny!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"id like to help .. i ll bring my fatnav

Lol @ fatnav, do you have my co-ords in there

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ive been everywhere .. at least twice .. and i know my way around ... wink wink

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Good with my hands and at treating injuries if you need a Doc on board

Yo Captain... How's my registration lookin' lol

Looking good. But you may have to come to my cabin later for further scrutiny! "

As you wish... Uniform ironed and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will we be stopping off at Mêlée Island? I'll brush up on me insults

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you iron French knickers?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can I be the Treasure Chest? I don't mind receiving deposits, but I'm not so keen on getting buried.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Looking for a Hardy crew to sail the FAB seas. Any volunteers before I send out the press gang. "

How big is the boat??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the Treasure Chest? I don't mind receiving deposits, but I'm not so keen on getting buried.

Welcome aboard mi harty. Now Stow those naughty buoys

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can you iron French knickers? "

Do they need ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I be of any assistance ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roger the cabin boy at you service

Take care.... Some will think "Roger the Cabin Boy" is an instruction.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roger the cabin boy at you service

Take care.... Some will think "Roger the Cabin Boy" is an instruction....."

It's a party game in Plymouth

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When does the press gang bang start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roger the cabin boy at you service

Take care.... Some will think "Roger the Cabin Boy" is an instruction....."

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now, to pick a first mate! The 1000th fabber of my profile pic wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now, to pick a first mate! The 1000th fabber of my profile pic wins

Already fabbed it and printed a full size print for my bedroom wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got two massive buoyancy aids should anyone go overboard

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can play the tin whistle should jigs and hornpipes be required. Plus I can make beer and cider and own a few tankards.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my names roger .. did someone call

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I have rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When is it national talk like a pirate day ?

Why are pirates ? ....

Because they arrrr!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"my names roger .. did someone call "

I`d keep that quiet if I was you

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

if you're in need of sea biscuits and weavels look no further, I've a boat load onboard my boat in Gosport

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

bagsy first mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bagsy first mate"

Ahem! You can't bagsy that, I've got the whip I'll fight you for it!

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

I can splice a mainbrace and am usually two sheets to lee'ard ... If it helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm three sheets to the wind

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

bagsy second mate then .. and a whipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bagsy second mate then .. and a whipping "

What's your weapon of choice? Paddle, whip, cat n 9 tails or...just a hand? ;')

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm three sheets to the wind

I have no time for slovenly crew. I run a tight ship not a shite tip. Geordie take him below and clap him in irons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm three sheets to the wind

I have no time for slovenly crew. I run a tight ship not a shite tip. Geordie take him below and clap him in irons! "

Ooh promises, promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can scrub the deck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a wech needed to serve the crew rum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a wech needed to serve the crew rum?

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wench even !!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"bagsy second mate then .. and a whipping

What's your weapon of choice? Paddle, whip, cat n 9 tails or...just a hand? ;')"
i ll take a paddle please .. if the waters shallow enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess the boat already sailed

Stomping my feet and wailing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess the boat already sailed

Stomping my feet and wailing!!!!

Come aboard ship mate. Plenty of room.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I`m just going to wave them off from the side as my galley skills aren't needed, don't forget ya lemons and limes, we don't want you all scurvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I`m just going to wave them off from the side as my galley skills aren't needed, don't forget ya lemons and limes, we don't want you all scurvy

I will stand with you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm three sheets to the wind

I have no time for slovenly crew. I run a tight ship not a shite tip. Geordie take him below and clap him in irons!

Ooh promises, promises

Cracks the whip....move it you slovenly heathen!

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Used to be a sea cadet and have sailed a tall ship!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess the boat already sailed

Stomping my feet and wailing!!!!

Come aboard ship mate. Plenty of room. "

Why Thankyou captain. I thought you set sail already... Whoop whoop

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I`m just going to wave them off from the side as my galley skills aren't needed, don't forget ya lemons and limes, we don't want you all scurvy

I will stand with you xx"

We will wave white hankies and then go and drink tea like ladies do

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I`m just going to wave them off from the side as my galley skills aren't needed, don't forget ya lemons and limes, we don't want you all scurvy

I will stand with you xx

We will wave white hankies and then go and drink tea like ladies do

China cup and saucers

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I`m just going to wave them off from the side as my galley skills aren't needed, don't forget ya lemons and limes, we don't want you all scurvy

I will stand with you xx

We will wave white hankies and then go and drink tea like ladies do

China cup and saucers "

And cucumber sandwiches m`dear

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