FabSwingers.com forum: Vaginas

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've heard them be referred to lots of things. And apparently they look like pig ears, flowers or clams.

My favourite description is.... Penis fly trap! xD

What do you think is the best word or description?

Offended comments welcome, however I suspect most of you have a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clunge"

Teehee

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

My ex used to call it her wiff woo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funniest one I've heard is Jim Jammy Gina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex used to call it her wiff woo lol"

I like that one!

Mine is a nunu, but only between friends haha

I also like to call it a fairy, or a beaver if its hairy xD

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Lol a kebab

What's mine look like boys ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The funniest one I've heard is Jim Jammy Gina. "

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Lol a kebab

What's mine look like boys ???

Ham sandwich lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

foofoo

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Lol a kebab

What's mine look like boys ???

Looks like I want to lick it

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Growler

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

She had a fanny like the trench on the Death Star?

What? Long and narrow?

Yes and I ended up shooting into the exhaust port

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"Lol a kebab

What's mine look like boys ???

Needs a finger or two to show true purpose for my needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furburger

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've seen it referred to as a Lady Garden and fanjiner but I prefer the more Anglo-Saxon cunt

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

They say an elephant impression is when a guy takes the inside of their pockets out and then his nose for the trunk.

Heard a new one recently. Rabbit impression. Is when you take the pockets out for the years and the nose resembles the slot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny or pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just call it a hole lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterfly ?

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Cunt lovely & filthy. Use with caution as used too early can cause damage to one's nuts :O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butterfly ? "

how lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains - horrible phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie Moo

Lady love garden

Fanny

Minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pearl Harbour:

A place where one's Jap's eye commits atrocities.

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

PDI until the 18th Nov

"Lol a kebab

What's mine look like boys ???

Edible and very tasty

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

A bun is even nicer with my sausage in it. Any lady fancy a hot dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy, cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clacker

Chuff

Loosely packed kebab

Clopper

Cock nostril

There are quite a few.

My favourites to use (depending on situation and company)are;

Mimsy

Muff

Pussy

And cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FlRFBTeYKY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly packed dinner kebab

Bearded clam

Furburger

Turkey flap danglers

Snatch

Honey pot

Cum receptacle (could also be mouth or bottom)

Flange

Front bottom

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Axe wound

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

My girl cringed the other day when she was off for a pee and I asked if she was off to " sprinkle the lettuce "

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Lol a kebab

What's mine look like boys ???

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i dont know but your wifes is okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny or pussy. "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butterfly ?

how lovely

And you my love have a butterfly I want to catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack and Danny"

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By *pforanything1983Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Snatch, or void as sometimes you can get lost it it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol a kebab

What's mine look like boys ???

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absolutely gorgeous

purrrrfect pussy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge, cunt, foof and maud

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

one bloke where i worked always said he wanted a hot hairy poultice to reduce his swelling

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

flange

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Minge, cunt, foof and maud"

lol @ maud

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Mines a 'flower'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt lovely & filthy. Use with caution as used too early can cause damage to one's nuts :O "

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Mines a 'flower'

Can I smell your flowers?

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By *st timers 2012Couple
over a year ago

helmsdale

Gash

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I love a nice fud but lets face it even the best are more similar to an outside in half dissected butterfly Thats had an accident with an artic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a nice fud but lets face it even the best are more similar to an outside in half dissected butterfly Thats had an accident with an artic

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Stamped bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge, cunt, foof and maud

lol @ maud

Also made me 'lol'

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I love a nice fud but lets face it even the best are more similar to an outside in half dissected butterfly Thats had an accident with an artic

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well a red admiral looks fuck all like a cunt!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I ain't seen many guys chasing butterfly with their willy out trying to mount random butterfly

but im sure now I've mentioned it some idiot will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon flaps

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Bacon flaps

Care for a bacon and sausage bun

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

David walliams lips are the spit of a pussy tonight

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tuppence.

I use quim and cunt.

The last time mine was on show it was just called beautiful. I'll stick with that.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Axe wound!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cummy clam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flannery Ann....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My girl cringed the other day when she was off for a pee and I asked if she was off to " sprinkle the lettuce "

Omg! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash.....but no likely that one!

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

XANA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner calls mine a fLange. Never heard the word before. He says its cause its neat and tidy. I say it's boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fur burger.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butterfly ?

how lovely

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny or pussy.

Snap"

Sorry Kelly but I smirked to myself because I then thought of a snapping turtle or the Venus fly trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines a 'flower'

What type?

when I was in Spain once, I was told mine was my 'cactus' lol, unfortunately the nickname stuck for a few years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/05/14 22:08:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny or pussy.

Snap

Sorry Kelly but I smirked to myself because I then thought of a snapping turtle or the Venus fly trap

Cheeky moo I don't mean mine snaps

least o don't think so

Mine either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny or pussy.

Snap

Sorry Kelly but I smirked to myself because I then thought of a snapping turtle or the Venus fly trap

Cheeky moo I didn't mean mine snaps least I don't think so

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Elmea producer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still

@Maud

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Bangbox.

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

Vag

Peach

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

A moist pouch

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I think maud is the best by far !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mines a 'flower'

What type?

when I was in Spain once, I was told mine was my 'cactus' lol, unfortunately the nickname stuck for a few years."

Is that because it's a succulent?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Cock socket, cum bucket, stench trench are a few i dont like

Lady Garden, clunge cause it makes me giggle, foof

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

Your all showing your age - aparently the youn have a treeible term one i have almost aaas much as 'pss flaps' and thats 'gash'

if she wont take good old 4 letter cunt

I prefer petals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines a 'flower'

What type?

when I was in Spain once, I was told mine was my 'cactus' lol, unfortunately the nickname stuck for a few years.

Is that because it's a succulent?

Ha ha, I hope so because it's not spikey lol

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By *ort123Man
over a year ago

Tredegar

"Lol a kebab

What's mine look like boys ???

Nice and neat, nothing like a kabab. Though given half a chance id love to eat it for you............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still

@Maud"

It's my innocent term, so I might get off lightly if maud is seen in public!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think maud is the best by far !!"

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge, cunt, foof and maud"

haha Maud...!!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my daughter when she was young used to call it a mary ellen one day a girl turned up at school yes her name was mary ellen gave my daughter the giggles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

"Can I shove me cock in yer twat, luv?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Dear fangeeta I've been tryin to kiss you

do you feel the same as i do

Have you Some aces up your sleeve

have you no idea your in deep

I've dreamt about you nearly every night this week.. .ooOOfty doo da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clown's Pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my precious.... one ring to rule them lol

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Sugar puff

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By *untimeanytimeMan
over a year ago

kings lynn

Honey pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol a kebab

What's mine look like boys ???

Beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine a foof or a flange lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mangina.

Want me to show you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gammon flaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy, cunni, quim,cunt when in bed

Giglin with the girls, foufou, nunu, mary, fairy, flange, fanjita, minnie, mickey-moo

HATE

Names which imply it smells or resembles meat

What would you call mine?

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By *uvseamsMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Shereen nanjiani (Scottish newscaster)

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