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By *amyankee OP   Man
over a year ago

grand rapids

is it possible for me to fist myslf and whats best way to attempt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clench your right hand into a fist and hit your Nose.

NEXXXXT

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clench your right hand into a fist and hit your Nose.

NEXXXXT

Gimp "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clench your right hand into a fist and hit your Nose.

NEXXXXT

Gimp "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clench your right hand into a fist and hit your Nose.

NEXXXXT

Gimp "

Pmsl...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You might get some girth but probably miss out on length, as cant see much your forearm penetrating. Id suggest a fist and arm dildo to practice on, plus the real thing.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since. "

As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.

As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse "

Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.

However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!'

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.

As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse

Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.

However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!' "

I reckon my hair would spike on it's own if someone attempted a fiat up me bum

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Fiat=fist...bloody autocarrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fiat=fist...bloody autocarrot! "
A fiat?! That's got to be a world record right there,get on the phone to Norris McWhirter lol :p

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"is it possible for me to fist myslf and whats best way to attempt it"

if you dont know your own tolerances, a random thread isn't going to help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

One potatoe, two potatoe, three potatoe, Four.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Clench your right hand into a fist and hit your Nose.

NEXXXXT

Gimp "

FFS! I spat my coffee out then...you need to come with a warning!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

For goodness sake where do these threads come from? Can't stop laughing here!! A fiat up the bum hun? I'm not watching that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why self fist when it's so much better someone else doing it for you ...

Not that either of us will ever take a fisting ..

I Mrs have a male friend who likes my arm up to past my wrist in his ass ... bit like being a vet at times I keep epecting to deliver a calf ... LOL

Got to say though in 4 yrs of meeting him he douches before hand (so to speak) so well there have never been any accidents after.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.

As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse

Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.

However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!'

I reckon my hair would spike on it's own if someone attempted a fiat up me bum "

Blimey when it breaks down do you call the RAC or a Vet

Gimp

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"For goodness sake where do these threads come from? Can't stop laughing here!! A fiat up the bum hun? I'm not watching that!! "

Bugger off, that was a typo worthy of Evie

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.

As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse

Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.

However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!'

I reckon my hair would spike on it's own if someone attempted a fiat up me bum

Blimey when it breaks down do you call the RAC or a Vet

Gimp"

Mr Gimp, I refer you to my response above

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"For goodness sake where do these threads come from? Can't stop laughing here!! A fiat up the bum hun? I'm not watching that!!

Bugger off, that was a typo worthy of Evie "

It was one of the funniest typo's I've seen for a while...my table is a mess now ...coffee spat out big time and I NEVER spit !!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

id start with the 500 if i was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it possible for me to fist myslf and whats best way to attempt it"

Go to the fridge! Take out a stick of butter. Make sure to smother your bum wiping hand in plenty of butter. Proceed to clench then relax. Clench your fist as though you were trying to crush an apple. Now insert with maximum velocity until you feel your tonsils. Now unclench your fist and move your fingers. You will find you can now make your eyes blink and mouth move. Congratulations your now a human puppet. Enjoy.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"is it possible for me to fist myslf and whats best way to attempt it

Go to the fridge! Take out a stick of butter. Make sure to smother your bum wiping hand in plenty of butter. Proceed to clench then relax. Clench your fist as though you were trying to crush an apple. Now insert with maximum velocity until you feel your tonsils. Now unclench your fist and move your fingers. You will find you can now make your eyes blink and mouth move. Congratulations your now a human puppet. Enjoy."

For gods sake PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of practice and lube. If you film it, don't forget to do Sooty Impressions when you have your fist up your bum. I forgot and I've been kicking myself ever since.

As Sooty never made a sound, I'd imagine I'd be more Sweep-like if someone had their fist up my arse

Well if your hair is spiked up, I can see the use of Sweep.

However, I do regret not having the presence of mind to have shouted, 'Izzy Wizzy, let's get busy!'

I reckon my hair would spike on it's own if someone attempted a fiat up me bum

Blimey when it breaks down do you call the RAC or a Vet

Gimp

Mr Gimp, I refer you to my response above "

You should have gone with a Chevrolet, Theres one called a Ramjet.

Roger Ramjet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hi there .. kermit the frog here ... welcome to the muppet show

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"id start with the 500 if i was you "

Will you lot sod off, one bloody typo and I'm forever known as the girl that'll take a car up her arse

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"id start with the 500 if i was you

Will you lot sod off, one bloody typo and I'm forever known as the girl that'll take a car up her arse "

Laughing here again... MissCarArse hehehe

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Clench your right hand into a fist and hit your Nose.

NEXXXXT

Gimp "

Hahahaha!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i think you better save up for a garage

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

was that blondecarz thread pmsl

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm wondering if Caz clamps cars that park illegally up her bum

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Right, that's it! I'm never speaking to you rabble again, you all think you're Prefect, but I can't afFORD the therapy this hassle brings my...Jesus Chrysler, the bullying on this thread is unbelievable, I'm running for the Hillmans and once I find a pub, I'll be downing a Pinto and then off for a Morris dance and if I can find a Minor* to shag then all the better

PS Admin, that was a deliberate misspelling, I do actually mean one who mines an ore (and that's a deliberate spelling of a naturally occurring solid material from which a metal or valuable mineral can be extracted)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh crumbs I'm crying....

I wanted a fiat when I pass my test...I will not be able to look at one now without cracking up!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm damn tempted to buy a matchbox Fiat and present it to you at the June Social at Jaydees. However, I may end up getting run over.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I'm damn tempted to buy a matchbox Fiat and present it to you at the June Social at Jaydees. However, I may end up getting run over. "

Thank god I've just bought a new car, it may be able to mount those boobies, but I'm not sure

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By *iceduoCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

the real question is why?

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