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The oldest thing in your food cupboard

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By *arnayguy OP   Man
over a year ago

N London

What is the oldest food item in your cupboard and will you eat it?

I have a packet of pasta sheets for lasagna, best before May 2007. I am almost tempted to make one and see if they still taste ok.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My boss' family are terrible for this. They always the buy best quality food, but in such a quantity that it is almost always past its' best when they come to eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Soy Sauce. It will not be used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying. I'm too

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"A bottle of Soy Sauce. It will not be used "

Take it to a friends house and plant it in the garden when they aren't there, with just the neck sticking up. It'll puzzle them a bit.

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By *arnayguy OP   Man
over a year ago

N London


"I'm not saying. I'm too "

Oh go on, we won't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not saying. I'm too

Oh go on, we won't tell anyone "

I know what you people are like. You'll tell everyone and I'll feel like a minger...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm not saying. I'm too

Oh go on, we won't tell anyone

I know what you people are like. You'll tell everyone and I'll feel like a minger... "

Yes, but you'll put a smile on so many people's faces and you'll get over it, until we resurrect it 3 months later....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I reckon there could be a can of tuna there from the turn of the century

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By *arnayguy OP   Man
over a year ago

N London


"I'm not saying. I'm too

Oh go on, we won't tell anyone

I know what you people are like. You'll tell everyone and I'll feel like a minger... "

Us? Not us, we are the souls of discretion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a jar of hundreds and thousands best before July 2005.....I don't bake fairy cakes as often as I used to....

Now you're going to send Environmental Health round aren't you? And they'll take away my cats.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im scared to look so im not going to

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By *arnayguy OP   Man
over a year ago

N London


"I have a jar of hundreds and thousands best before July 2005.....I don't bake fairy cakes as often as I used to....

Now you're going to send Environmental Health round aren't you? And they'll take away my cats..... "

I.....I didn't realise.... people could live like this. You will forever be Jinty Minginty from now on.

Ah bollocks! Stick 'em in my lasagne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno....... can't be arsed to go through it to look lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a jar of hundreds and thousands best before July 2005.....I don't bake fairy cakes as often as I used to....

Now you're going to send Environmental Health round aren't you? And they'll take away my cats.....

I.....I didn't realise.... people could live like this. You will forever be Jinty Minginty from now on.

Ah bollocks! Stick 'em in my lasagne."

I find bollocks waaaaay too chewy in lasagne....much better braised in red wine for several hours.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of Birds Custard!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A wee bottle of Ginger extract oil...

was a present... I don't like ginger

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I have a jar of homemade bramble jelly, the label says 2002...it was a gift so I don't like to bin it...it's a preserve so it might be ok

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By *arnayguy OP   Man
over a year ago

N London


"I find bollocks waaaaay too chewy in lasagne....much better braised in red wine for several hours..... "

I forgot you are renowned for your Bollocknese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese 5 Spice

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

A bottle of lemon juice (for pancakes)...

We know we should throw it away, but for some unknown reason, it seems like too much effort.

- VincentandAmy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I dread to think !! As last week my daughter asked for some Piriton as she had itchy eyes and when I looked the use by date was 2002 !!! Eeek !

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Miso soup! Don't even know who put it there, in fact might of been left by the previous owners of our house, what a cheek..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno..but this potato tree coming out my kitchen has me flummoxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of Michael Mcintyre lol hello I am five spice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miso soup! Don't even know who put it there, in fact might of been left by the previous owners of our house, what a cheek.. "

Na you probably won it in a tombola at a fete or something! They were always the tins that were out of date in my cupboard when the kids were small !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just found and chucked out stuff with best before 1998 .. yuk

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Miso soup! Don't even know who put it there, in fact might of been left by the previous owners of our house, what a cheek..

Na you probably won it in a tombola at a fete or something! They were always the tins that were out of date in my cupboard when the kids were small ! "

How dare you imply that I go food shopping at fetes..Pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miso soup! Don't even know who put it there, in fact might of been left by the previous owners of our house, what a cheek..

Na you probably won it in a tombola at a fete or something! They were always the tins that were out of date in my cupboard when the kids were small !

How dare you imply that I go food shopping at fetes..Pmsl x"

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Dried kidney beans, about 6 years old...

Doubt they will ever be used but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a piece of beef in the freezer from 2005

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Just remembered grannys false teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

food cupboard? whats that? thought my phone was my food cupboard, what with all the take outs. no wonder i am fat

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

my durex....best before jan 1986

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my durex....best before jan 1986 "

In the food cupboard? Were they flavoured ones?

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

edible strawberry flavoured condoms lol

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Tin of Pek ham was 03/00 ooops just had it tasted tickerty booo...

i think that stuff could survive a nuclear holocaust...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tin of Pek ham was 03/00 ooops just had it tasted tickerty booo...

i think that stuff could survive a nuclear holocaust... "

thats good, lets all wait for the oncoming nuclear bullet. shelves should empty tomorrow, and it will al be fab's fault

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Tin of Pek ham was 03/00 ooops just had it tasted tickerty booo...

i think that stuff could survive a nuclear holocaust...

thats good, lets all wait for the oncoming nuclear bullet. shelves should empty tomorrow, and it will al be fab's fault "

well when you see all these programs with messed up yanks who have air aid shelters in their back yards they all have bottles of water n tine of spam haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cleaned out my granny's cupboards when she went into a nursing home and found spices from the 70s

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reminds me of Michael Mcintyre lol hello I am five spice x"

love that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dust.

I did recently have a tin of Asda green beans dated 2005, they were fine, chopped.

As i was. Am.

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