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Worlds worst and best lovers - discuss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too rough)

5. America (too dominating)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot no middle/far eastern representation on either list…

how strange!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a) you have been busy, to shag every single male of those nations. your fanny must be like a bus terminal.

and

b) V would arge the toss about number 5 on th best list, as she has never been with an irish guy thats a better lover than a british guy. all very naive when it comes to sex (only the ones she has been with)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm insulted that the British are the 2nd worst Lovers!

I can't speak about everyone else but I love to pleasure the woman! No matter how long it takes, for me it is more of a priority to give pleasure! Doing that gives me pleasure everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yet the Germans produce some amazing porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yet the Germans produce some amazing porn!"

Nahh it stinks

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that just your list or off a website somewhere.

It's total rubbish anyway.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Woo hoo Danish are number 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woo hoo Danish are number 9 "

they only got 9 for the morning after treatment to a decent bacon sarnie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud and proud here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on my experience (13 of the 20 have been tested ) what a load of old shite.

The Brazilian I met with was almost amusingly bad.

He was, however, very nice looking, so I went back again in the hope that he was maybe just nervous.

No such luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woo hoo Danish are number 9 "

They would have come further up the list if it wasn't for the constant whiff of herring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yet the Germans produce some amazing porn!"

I think American porn is more amazing than German,although the Germans do have the gay,bondage kink all sewn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yet the Germans produce some amazing porn!

I think American porn is more amazing than German,although the Germans do have the gay,bondage kink all sewn up"

And the fork lift truck porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French deserve to be on the podium and I am ready to prove it right now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of crap! Lol. It's the individual, not the country! There will always be people who are shit in bed, and some who are great. It doesn't matter where they come from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"French deserve to be on the podium and I am ready to prove it right now!! "

Go on then, bend over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"French deserve to be on the podium and I am ready to prove it right now!!

Go on then, bend over."

Historically, French people only bend over to the Germans, sorry! (A surrender monkey thing, I guess )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm insulted that the British are the 2nd worst Lovers!

I can't speak about everyone else but I love to pleasure the woman! No matter how long it takes, for me it is more of a priority to give pleasure! Doing that gives me pleasure everytime "

tbf, it does say lovers, so its not gender specific, afaics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who says im lazy!!!!

JEEVES! peel me another grape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yet the Germans produce some amazing porn!

I think American porn is more amazing than German,although the Germans do have the gay,bondage kink all sewn up"

Yes I enjoy American porn too, a lot of people criticise it for being overly fake and badly acted, but that just means you're watching CRAP American porn, the good stuff is amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too rough)

5. America (too dominating)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Dirttyprettythings

2. Spain

3. Brazil

4.Italy

5. France

6. Ireland

7. South Africa

8. Australia

9. New Zealand

10. Denmark

11. Canada"

Your list appeared to be wrong we've corrected it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world's best lovers haven't been given definitions as to why they're best. That's a bit selfish of the OP. But the OP is from Wales.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley


"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too rough)

5. America (too dominating)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada"

i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too rough)

5. America (too dominating)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow. "

how is it racist to generalise a person by their sexual prowess?

is it less racist, then, to suggest all black guys have big dicks, as that seems to be ok.

or is positive racism acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us are just quietly still doing the research.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americans would be worse than British. Been with 2 both possessive.

Caribbean has to be in the best list x

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley


"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too rough)

5. America (too dominating)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow.

how is it racist to generalise a person by their sexual prowess?

is it less racist, then, to suggest all black guys have big dicks, as that seems to be ok.

or is positive racism acceptable?"

so it's ok to say germans are smelly. swap the word german for indian and see what reaction you would get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold my own sorry was just saying

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

My hubby is a pro musician and spent most of his 20's touring worldwide sampling the various delights that go with that lifestyle and he just smiled at the list saying "surely the OP is just on a wind up, it's impossible to generalise it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can hold my own sorry was just saying "

All males can hold their own, and do so on a regular basis. I'm holding my own now.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"French deserve to be on the podium and I am ready to prove it right now!! "

Nah! Am French Caribbean... We should be on the podium lol

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield


"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too rough)

5. America (too dominating)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow.

how is it racist to generalise a person by their sexual prowess?

is it less racist, then, to suggest all black guys have big dicks, as that seems to be ok.

or is positive racism acceptable?

so it's ok to say germans are smelly. swap the word german for indian and see what reaction you would get. "

Instant ban i would imagine !lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter what race creed or colour a man is, if you are up to the job you can turn them into the greatest lover in the world ...... or make them feel they are

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

french are good and I love the accent when they speak English

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I don't think Russians are hairy they are the complete opposite, not that I've been with any but do work with them! Anyway its a load of bollocks putting countries into pigeon holes like this, but hey ho I'm off for a bacon bap! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"french are good and I love the accent when they speak English "

*Cough to catch attention* Well, hello mademoiselle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"French deserve to be on the podium and I am ready to prove it right now!!

Nah! Am French Caribbean... We should be on the podium lol "

Definitely, shouldn't we!

Are you from Guadeloupe or Martinique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WORLD'S WORST / BEST LOVERS:

"

Is that list for men & women, are they both the same from each country?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I'm from another planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad I'm from another planet. "

He's a cyborg and he's OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too rough)

5. America (too dominating)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

i know this thread is meant to be just a bit of fun, but is anyone else uncomfortable with it , i mean is it really ok to label germans as smelly and turks as sweaty? and people say ukip supporters are racist wow.

how is it racist to generalise a person by their sexual prowess?

is it less racist, then, to suggest all black guys have big dicks, as that seems to be ok.

or is positive racism acceptable?

so it's ok to say germans are smelly. swap the word german for indian and see what reaction you would get. "

i didnt say either was right or wrong.

are you a politician as you avoided answering the question in the first instance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok let's look at the the top no1 if there mixed raced ie german and Spanish that makes em smelly fuckers

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

We are okay because we got told today we are space freaks! Yeah..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud? I'm not that loud ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a Brazilian mixed with English would be a lazy fucker.

Well I shall have to do a family tree cause I fall in to most of those I must be a crossed with russian welsh irish Spanish German English African fuck I'm really a multi national bloke gonna get my lazy arse down the social see what I can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a Brazilian mixed with English would be a lazy fucker.

Well I shall have to do a family tree cause I fall in to most of those I must be a crossed with russian welsh irish Spanish German English African fuck I'm really a multi national bloke gonna get my lazy arse down the social see what I can get "

Won't say I'm Spanish thou they might tell me to get fucked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can live with us being sixth. St least we beat the Aussies and Kiwis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was from some research done by asking a shed load of women. Independent newspaper.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

The English second worse?

If it were a proper competition we would cum first!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The English second worse?

If it were a proper competition we would cum first!! "

No way, we may get close, but then lose on penalties

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