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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the first thing you do when you get in from work? mine is take my bra off and let the twins free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmm....work.......

well 1st thing I used to do was get changed.....feed the pig...then walk the dogs...sad..but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reach in the fridge for a beer; open, pour, be myself once more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you no i read wank the dog sorry its says walk the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you no i read wank the dog sorry its says walk the dog "

hell...i aint that sad....yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoes off kettle on!! read begging letters from debt companies whilst waitin on kettle!! always bloody multi taskin!! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry babe as i have read it again its this hot weather x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry babe as i have read it again its this hot weather x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i want a pig as a pet one of them ikkle ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i want a pig as a pet one of them ikkle ones "

noooooo....pumfrey was HUGE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OH MY GOD....... DID YOU SAY PUMFREY.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OH MY GOD....... DID YOU SAY PUMFREY....."

yip

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i kick my heels off and make a cuppa! bliss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh i want a pumfrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i want a pumfrey "

he was brilliant....ate all the polycarbonate glass outta my greenhouse.....broke thru fence and leapt in the river.......knocked a lot of my trees down......and loved me unconditionally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pumfrey pumfery where is he now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pumfrey pumfery where is he now? "

we don't talk about that.....my 40 stone pig mountain had to go to the pig sty in the sky when the house got flooded and i had to move out......no one would take him for the 6-12 months it's taking to rebuild

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh lord iam sad so sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh lord iam sad so sad "

so was the scotland room......was their mascot.....

but he shall be reborn.....lining up pumfrey2 for when I move back home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but still i can not be happy as i want pumfery number one back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let me see if i got this correct,you had a pig called pumfrey,who,ate all the polycarbonate glass outta yr greenhouse,broke thru a fence and leapt in the river,knocking a lot of yr trees down that you kept there,your house flooded n he moved out,but you loved each other unconditionally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"let me see if i got this correct,you had a pig called pumfrey,who,ate all the polycarbonate glass outta yr greenhouse,broke thru a fence and leapt in the river,knocking a lot of yr trees down that you kept there,your house flooded n he moved out,but you loved each other unconditionally?"

yeah...so much so that I had him shot

He'd run up the garden to nuzzle me and look for apples in my coat pockets....follow me about while i pottered....knock me over and crush me against the fence as he tried to use me as a scratching post....he even nearly killed me whe he crushed my head up against the roof of the pig arc..he loved having sun tan lotion scrubbed into him....and best of all....when i was away working he'd not even get up and eat for mrs stu.....pmsl

none of the local farms could take him....none of the animal sanctuaries would take him....none of the landlords would take him....was in tears walking him up to the house and the knacker's lorry....will never be another mark 1.....but by i get mark 2 up to 35-40 stones...he'll be a big lumbering bacon sarnie breeding piggy love god

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

iam in need of a good cry r.i.p pumfrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iam in need of a good cry r.i.p pumfrey "

i could do with a bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was a sad day

bloody pig did better on fab than I ever did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iam in need of a good cry r.i.p pumfrey

i could do with a bacon butty"

should have some running round the garden this time next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iam in need of a good cry r.i.p pumfrey

i could do with a bacon butty

should have some running round the garden this time next year "

bacon butties with legs,thats just spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iam in need of a good cry r.i.p pumfrey

i could do with a bacon butty

should have some running round the garden this time next year

bacon butties with legs,thats just spooky"

burns off the calories before you've eaten them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iam in need of a good cry r.i.p pumfrey

i could do with a bacon butty

should have some running round the garden this time next year

bacon butties with legs,thats just spooky

burns off the calories before you've eaten them "

but in this weather?,sandwiches?,they go hard,not nice,n the bacon it starts to sweat,n the little legs,spooky i say,spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iam in need of a good cry r.i.p pumfrey

i could do with a bacon butty

should have some running round the garden this time next year

bacon butties with legs,thats just spooky

burns off the calories before you've eaten them

but in this weather?,sandwiches?,they go hard,not nice,n the bacon it starts to sweat,n the little legs,spooky i say,spooky"

gonna be like the island of dr moreau at my house....mwahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the first thing you do when you get in from work? mine is take my bra off and let the twins free "

I let the girls free too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a shower as I've just sweated by butt of cycling home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the first thing you do when you get in from work? mine is take my bra off and let the twins free "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went of track somewhere,didnt we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends who's home I go to after work, lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, I usually empty my swag bag of all the goodies that fell off my truck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oooooooo whats fallen 2 nite? x

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By *1sexypairCouple
over a year ago

Retford


"shoes off kettle on!! read begging letters from debt companies whilst waitin on kettle!! always bloody multi taskin!! x"

Mr T same has above then go get a shower and into shorts n t-shirt then put lappy on thats all if Mrs T not home. if she is i just get a shower and change while she makes the cuppa lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooooo whats fallen 2 nite? x "

Just the usual M&S lovely food.... sorry no M&S undies, so I can only offer you pasta n chicken deli meals, lol.....

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By *1sexypairCouple
over a year ago

Retford


"let me see if i got this correct,you had a pig called pumfrey,who,ate all the polycarbonate glass outta yr greenhouse,broke thru a fence and leapt in the river,knocking a lot of yr trees down that you kept there,your house flooded n he moved out,but you loved each other unconditionally?

yeah...so much so that I had him shot

He'd run up the garden to nuzzle me and look for apples in my coat pockets....follow me about while i pottered....knock me over and crush me against the fence as he tried to use me as a scratching post....he even nearly killed me whe he crushed my head up against the roof of the pig arc..he loved having sun tan lotion scrubbed into him....and best of all....when i was away working he'd not even get up and eat for mrs stu.....pmsl

none of the local farms could take him....none of the animal sanctuaries would take him....none of the landlords would take him....was in tears walking him up to the house and the knacker's lorry....will never be another mark 1.....but by i get mark 2 up to 35-40 stones...he'll be a big lumbering bacon sarnie breeding piggy love god

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These two was has big or went walk about like pumfrey.

We got some lovely sausage and a pork join from a pig named bacon and sausage the grandchildren who named them. They was also about 30stone before they was took away to god in the sky as told to the grandchildren they have 11more little piglets in the field nr the farm house. The piglets all have name to but I can’t remember any of them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

in mornin now for pumfrey

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"the first thing you do when you get in from work?"

It's nigh on impossible trying to find employment, so much so, I'm considering becoming a gigolo A BOGOF may well be included for the right proposition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the first thing you do when you get in from work?

It's nigh on impossible trying to find employment, so much so, I'm considering becoming a gigolo A BOGOF may well be included for the right proposition "

Do you do free demos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

start my other job as cook, cleaner and chief bottle washer as well as provide a full entertainments menu for the children.

Had an argument with a single dad today who employed a full time nanny and complained about the struggle, when I argued that he at least had help, he pointed out that because I was a woman, it all came easier to me ergo, even though there wre two of them, his lot was still the hardest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"start my other job as cook, cleaner and chief bottle washer as well as provide a full entertainments menu for the children.

Had an argument with a single dad today who employed a full time nanny and complained about the struggle, when I argued that he at least had help, he pointed out that because I was a woman, it all came easier to me ergo, even though there wre two of them, his lot was still the hardest "

Bit like man flu ...lol

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