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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When you can't moisturise the peeling skin from being sunburnt....because it's on your back

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

When you have a sunburnt back because you had nobody to rub sun cream there

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"When you have a sunburnt back because you had nobody to rub sun cream there "

Yes darling that too....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

When you get an itch you can't reach so end up rubbing up against the door frame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have a bone on and cant say hey bitch it wont suck itself

Gimp

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I find if I put the cream on the backs of my hands I can reach high enough up my back to do my own back. Mostly anyway. That spray stuff is a blessing too.

Not that I wear bikinis or things that tend to expose my back to the sun, so it's not usually an issue for me.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"When you get an itch you can't reach so end up rubbing up against the door frame "

I've just had to do that lol....my back is itchy as fuck lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I find if I put the cream on the backs of my hands I can reach high enough up my back to do my own back. Mostly anyway. That spray stuff is a blessing too.

Not that I wear bikinis or things that tend to expose my back to the sun, so it's not usually an issue for me."

Mine is due to wearing a maxi dress lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"When you get an itch you can't reach so end up rubbing up against the door frame

I've just had to do that lol....my back is itchy as fuck lol "

Glad no one can see or hear the groan of pleasure when that itch is found

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I find if I put the cream on the backs of my hands I can reach high enough up my back to do my own back. Mostly anyway. That spray stuff is a blessing too.

Not that I wear bikinis or things that tend to expose my back to the sun, so it's not usually an issue for me.

Mine is due to wearing a maxi dress lol "

Ah, I live in t-shirts mostly.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"When you get an itch you can't reach so end up rubbing up against the door frame

I've just had to do that lol....my back is itchy as fuck lol

Glad no one can see or hear the groan of pleasure when that itch is found "

It was amazing better than cumming lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"When you get an itch you can't reach so end up rubbing up against the door frame

I've just had to do that lol....my back is itchy as fuck lol

Glad no one can see or hear the groan of pleasure when that itch is found

It was amazing better than cumming lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Roger still out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Roger still out ?"

Roger the Bullet Dodger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're a single woman when you look at those dresses with the side zips and think, "well that's gonna be a bugger to try and do up by myself".

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"You know you're a single woman when you look at those dresses with the side zips and think, "well that's gonna be a bugger to try and do up by myself"."

And you have jewellery that's impossible to put on by yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have control of the remote control

You don't have to hide clothes or shoe shopping receipts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you wear a dress with a very long zip @ the back that you can't reach yourself... Which then means you have to sleep in it

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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago

south east

You know your single when you don't have anyone moaning at you or keeping tabs on you, your losing weight and your seeing your friends more.

You also know your single when you are horny all the time and your not having anywhere near the amount of sex you were having!!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"You know your single when you don't have anyone moaning at you or keeping tabs on you, your losing weight and your seeing your friends more.

You also know your single when you are horny all the time and your not having anywhere near the amount of sex you were having!! "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"When you have control of the remote control

You don't have to hide clothes or shoe shopping receipts

"
Yes! And those last remaining yummy pieces of food are all yours alone to enjoy. Plus, there is only one person to argue with, yourself.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"When you have control of the remote control

You don't have to hide clothes or shoe shopping receipts

"

Why would you hide stuff?

I'm in a rationship but best of both worlds as he works away a lot so remote is mine, can starfish in bed and eat disgusting foods he doesn't like but also get cuddles and kisses and looked after when he is here

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

When you have a Sunday roast all to yourself

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

How do I get cool profile pics as wobbly mirror selfie shots are rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quote one of our much loved and under rated poets of his lunchtime i have to quote the immortal phrase

FROG BOLLOCKS ( Pop Enterprises, 2014)

The above comment is not aimed at any post in particular, i just like quoting it.

Peace, love & happy swinging

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Is Roger still out ?"

He is a dirty stop out...he never came back lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to drink all the wine by yourself...such a hard job

Her

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

You know you're single when you wake up and it was a dream. .theres no one there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you're a single woman when you look at those dresses with the side zips and think, "well that's gonna be a bugger to try and do up by myself".

And you have jewellery that's impossible to put on by yourself! "

YES! Those blinking bracelets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have control of the remote control

You don't have to hide clothes or shoe shopping receipts

Why would you hide stuff?

I'm in a rationship but best of both worlds as he works away a lot so remote is mine, can starfish in bed and eat disgusting foods he doesn't like but also get cuddles and kisses and looked after when he is here "

granted ive never been in a relationship where i share a bank account or financial responsibilities with someone but my mum would often make out new clothes were always in the sales or a lot cheaper than things actually were

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When 1 bogroll lasts you a couple of weeks

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