FabSwingers.com forum: The joys of living on your own

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive just had a cheese and onion sandwich with a whole onion in it. I smell pretty bad lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Ive just had a cheese and onion sandwich with a whole onion in it. I smell pretty bad lol"

i love cheese and onion toastie's lol, but i avoid onion or anything with a strong after smell for a couple of days before a met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a cheese and onion sandwhich, but i prefer the silverkrin onions, and have either ketchup or salad cream on it also, lovely.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ive just had a cheese and onion sandwich with a whole onion in it. I smell pretty bad lol

i love cheese and onion toastie's lol, but i avoid onion or anything with a strong after smell for a couple of days before a met "

I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the ability to do as one wishes, what's not to like about living on one's own?!

... looking back in fond memories!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can wank when i want and i don't have to worry about keeping the toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

RTFM?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Can wank when i want and i don't have to worry about keeping the toilet seat down

you wank on the toilet??

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

RTFM?

RTFM!!!!!!!!!!!! whats that mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

RTFM?

RTFM!!!!!!!!!!!! whats that mean lol"

Read The Fucking Manual

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

RTFM?

RTFM!!!!!!!!!!!! whats that mean lol

Read The Fucking Manual

oh lol never thought of that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Moving into a flatshare in High wycombe in a few days

won't be able to accomodate no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

You don't know how to use a grill??

Seriously??

Jesus wept......

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Moving into a flatshare in High wycombe in a few days

won't be able to accomodate no more

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ooohhhh i'm going to High Wycombe this week, shame you cant accom

lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Ive just had a cheese and onion sandwich with a whole onion in it. I smell pretty bad lol

i love cheese and onion toastie's lol, but i avoid onion or anything with a strong after smell for a couple of days before a met

I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

buy a toastie maker lol like i did

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Moving into a flatshare in High wycombe in a few days

won't be able to accomodate no more

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ooohhhh i'm going to High Wycombe this week, shame you cant accom

lol"

Dammit! it starts doesnt it,.. and nearest travelodge is 10 miles away.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Moving into a flatshare in High wycombe in a few days

won't be able to accomodate no more

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ooohhhh i'm going to High Wycombe this week, shame you cant accom

lol

Dammit! it starts doesnt it,.. and nearest travelodge is 10 miles away."

oh well i am sure there is less need for a bodyguard in high wycombe anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just had a cheese and onion sandwich with a whole onion in it. I smell pretty bad lol

i love cheese and onion toastie's lol, but i avoid onion or anything with a strong after smell for a couple of days before a met

I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

I am shocked Stu didn't home in on the mention of toastie here. Spag bol was the one that still sticks in my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont like living on my own

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i dont like living on my own

awwwww i'm sure you will get lots of offers for lodgers now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont like living on my own

Its better than living with some men believe me.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its been 5 years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its been 5 years now

I sometimes think that way. Then i remember the mess and dirty washing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

donr get me erong i have my daughter with me but she is 13 now and she no longer thinks her mum is cool

iam only good for money and lift's oh and my shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"donr get me erong i have my daughter with me but she is 13 now and she no longer thinks her mum is cool

iam only good for money and lift's oh and my shoes

Daughters are like that, no one past 30 is cool to a teenager not even dads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can not spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but iam so cool

if only she would let me hang out with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can not spell

well i wouldn't worry about that here as no grammar police are on or i hope not.

I was a bit like your daughter at that age but get into your late teens and you appreciate your parents a lot more then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got called a m.i.l.f buy her mate the other day lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got called a m.i.l.f buy her mate the other day lol xx

Well thats the current phrase for sexy mums, wait till she gets older and the 18 yr olds are around

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like living on my own either.

I'm on a mission to find a new girlfriend pronto.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"The joys of living on your own... "

I'm going to go with "everything is EXACTLY where you left it"

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"The joys of living on your own...

I'm going to go with "everything is EXACTLY where you left it"

Mr ddc"

Phew, I predicted worse!

Anyways, that's not always a good thing, is it?

Mrs DDC

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have no idea how long it is since i posted this but ive not had such sandwich for years

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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I live alone and I enjoy it but it does feel like I'm just the caretaker because my kids can trash a flat in five minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can wank when i want and i don't have to worry about keeping the toilet seat down

you wank on the toilet??"

Would that be while you are doing a no 2? XXX

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I have no idea how long it is since i posted this but ive not had such sandwich for years"

April 2010.

(Pass me a chocolate lime & I'll tell you how I know)

Mr ddc

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I have no idea how long it is since i posted this but ive not had such sandwich for years

April 2010.

(Pass me a chocolate lime & I'll tell you how I know)

Mr ddc"
i know how you know what date but its worth a bag of chocolate limes to know how you found it. Well i know you would of typed in search but what made you randomly look for it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don;t think I have ever lived on my own.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

And granny crumpets but actually i think ive just answered my own question so no chocolate limes for you

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Ive just had a cheese and onion sandwich with a whole onion in it. I smell pretty bad lol

i love cheese and onion toastie's lol, but i avoid onion or anything with a strong after smell for a couple of days before a met

I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

i use those toastie bags you put in the toaster

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Which is worse: onion breath or cabbage breath?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Living alone is the best! At least, it is for me.

I'd struggle to adapt to living with someone else again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just had a cheese and onion sandwich with a whole onion in it. I smell pretty bad lol

i love cheese and onion toastie's lol, but i avoid onion or anything with a strong after smell for a couple of days before a met

I would of had toasties but ive had my cooker a year and still dont know how to use the grill

The best toasties are made in a pan! Get yourself a grill pan & toast in that!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

" what made you randomly look for it

I needed a thread to pair with the 'problem of living alone' thread. There was loads of them, far fewer 'good thing' threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living alone is the best! At least, it is for me.

I'd struggle to adapt to living with someone else again. "

Yes me too I'm far to independent stuck in my ways like my own space and I'm stubborn and bossy. I don't think anyone would want to live with me, I certainly wouldn't. I need a god damn strong man to put up with me, I can only dream hey x

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