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 so I need a fab friend to phone for me sorry she can't make it... Why would you say I couldn't make it  | |||
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"Soz friend I have an appointment with Mr Bond I hear Mr T is free "I'm not sure that's going to cut it red | |||
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"I'll ring for ya ... now I can be extremely creative with my thinking ... how long do you need off? "I'm only in for a few hrs in the morning then off till tues ha Muncie I always drag myself to work ... Was just wondering what excuses would pop up? | |||
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"You got you cock stuck in wife x" Lol Thankyou.. I don't have a cock or a wife but it's a thought | |||
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"im really sorry .. mrs meet the has had amother go at colouring her hair ..and its all fell out .. so shes got to get a wig before she can leave her house " nah she's trying to stick it all back on and got her fingers all glued together connecting with the telephone to her knee and the other hand now attached to the knob (door bloody knob you pervs) | |||
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"im really sorry .. mrs meet the has had amother go at colouring her hair ..and its all fell out .. so shes got to get a wig before she can leave her house " Ha very droll very droll  | |||
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"I'd phone up for you. I'd claim that you have been abducted by Aliens, or are chained to a radiator in Austria following a visit to a relative there. "Have you seen those bunkers in Austria ? I can't believe you envisaged putting me in one Tina 
Did you say chains? | |||
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"I'm having muchos fun, on the forums tonight.. I'm up at silly o'clock work, so I need a fab friend to phone for me sorry she can't make it... Why would you say I couldn't make it "I'm really sorry but Mrs Focker can't get out of bed this morning... ... Mr Focker has lost the handcuff key | |||
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I'd have a lovely chat before leaving your workmates under the impression that you have a worrisome communicable disease (unclean, unclean!). | |||
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"Soz friend I have an appointment with Mr Bond I hear Mr T is free
I'm not sure that's going to cut it red "Quit yo jibba jabba 
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"Your a couple no cock or wife" Yes lol but I'm the fem I don't have a cock or a wife ... He has a cock.. But alas no wife. | |||
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"Soz friend I have an appointment with Mr Bond I hear Mr T is free
I'm not sure that's going to cut it red
Quit yo jibba jabba
"Yes I will and will climb the wooden hill... That is of course unless some kind soul has rang for me... I get told in the morning go home quick! Your freind rang... Why the hell are you here with some I curable disease! Likely I think not!! | |||
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"I'll happily ring for you.
I'd have a lovely chat before leaving your workmates under the impression that you have a worrisome communicable disease (unclean, unclean!). "Yes I believe you would enjoy your hols | |||
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