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Giggling tonight.. But can you help me :)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm having muchos fun, on the forums tonight.. I'm up at silly o'clock work, so I need a fab friend to phone for me sorry she can't make it... Why would you say I couldn't make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soz friend I have an appointment with Mr Bond

I hear Mr T is free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soz friend I have an appointment with Mr Bond

I hear Mr T is free "

I'm not sure that's going to cut it red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll ring for ya ... now I can be extremely creative with my thinking ... how long do you need off?

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

You got you cock stuck in wife x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll ring for ya ... now I can be extremely creative with my thinking ... how long do you need off? "

I'm only in for a few hrs in the morning then off till tues ha Muncie I always drag myself to work ... Was just wondering what excuses would pop up?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd phone up for you. I'd claim that you have been abducted by Aliens, or are chained to a radiator in Austria following a visit to a relative there.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im really sorry .. mrs meet the has had amother go at colouring her hair ..and its all fell out .. so shes got to get a wig before she can leave her house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got you cock stuck in wife x"

Lol Thankyou.. I don't have a cock or a wife but it's a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im really sorry .. mrs meet the has had amother go at colouring her hair ..and its all fell out .. so shes got to get a wig before she can leave her house "

nah she's trying to stick it all back on and got her fingers all glued together connecting with the telephone to her knee and the other hand now attached to the knob (door bloody knob you pervs)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im really sorry .. mrs meet the has had amother go at colouring her hair ..and its all fell out .. so shes got to get a wig before she can leave her house "

Ha very droll very droll

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

and shes got her hand stuck to minxies knob ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd phone up for you. I'd claim that you have been abducted by Aliens, or are chained to a radiator in Austria following a visit to a relative there. "

Have you seen those bunkers in Austria ? I can't believe you envisaged putting me in one Tina

Did you say chains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having muchos fun, on the forums tonight.. I'm up at silly o'clock work, so I need a fab friend to phone for me sorry she can't make it... Why would you say I couldn't make it "

I'm really sorry but Mrs Focker can't get out of bed this morning...

... Mr Focker has lost the handcuff key

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Your a couple no cock or wife

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

You got a bad case of anal blindness

Can not see your arse getting out of bed

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'll happily ring for you.

I'd have a lovely chat before leaving your workmates under the impression that you have a worrisome communicable disease (unclean, unclean!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soz friend I have an appointment with Mr Bond

I hear Mr T is free

I'm not sure that's going to cut it red "

Quit yo jibba jabba

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your a couple no cock or wife"

Yes lol but I'm the fem I don't have a cock or a wife ... He has a cock.. But alas no wife.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soz friend I have an appointment with Mr Bond

I hear Mr T is free

I'm not sure that's going to cut it red

Quit yo jibba jabba

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Yes I will and will climb the wooden hill... That is of course unless some kind soul has rang for me... I get told in the morning go home quick! Your freind rang... Why the hell are you here with some I curable disease! Likely I think not!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll happily ring for you.

I'd have a lovely chat before leaving your workmates under the impression that you have a worrisome communicable disease (unclean, unclean!). "

Yes I believe you would enjoy your hols

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