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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am in a quandary and could do with some sensible..ish advice.

We have made plans to go to a club tomorrow to partake in some light hearted social interaction and mutual merriment BUT,

I have just realised that its the Champions league final.

My question is should i go with the Man Flu/Blackwater fever, Car broke down, Got lost or had to work scenario

Suicide Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go after the footy,be over by 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not go to the club and watch it later on catch up. That way you get to watch both sets of action

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

2 Spanish teams, unless you have any connection to them that is a serious loss of brownie points

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

A saying we use at work is 'pick your fights' lol

Somehow, I don't think you would win this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe you're even asking

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

No brainer . .its two Spanish teams this year isn't it...pft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A saying we use at work is 'pick your fights' lol

Somehow, I don't think you would win this one! "

i was hoping for some help, Come on your a bird what would work with you

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be honest....if you desperately want to watch the footie tell them..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Be honest....if you desperately want to watch the footie tell them..

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

we haven't got them up here yet but i thought the English had fancy recording devices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football. "

Urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in a quandary and could do with some sensible..ish advice.

We have made plans to go to a club tomorrow to partake in some light hearted social interaction and mutual merriment BUT,

I have just realised that its the Champions league final.

My question is should i go with the Man Flu/Blackwater fever, Car broke down, Got lost or had to work scenario

Suicide Steve "

Something wrong with you??? It's the CL final! Two single city teams. A derby. You want to miss that to potentially get your balls licked!? Ask the dog during the match!!

Decision made!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am in a quandary and could do with some sensible..ish advice.

We have made plans to go to a club tomorrow to partake in some light hearted social interaction and mutual merriment BUT,

I have just realised that its the Champions league final.

My question is should i go with the Man Flu/Blackwater fever, Car broke down, Got lost or had to work scenario

Suicide Steve

Something wrong with you??? It's the CL final! Two single city teams. A derby. You want to miss that to potentially get your balls licked!? Ask the dog during the match!!

Decision made! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seriously the match will be over before any decent club gets going & its also available on IPlayer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am in a quandary and could do with some sensible..ish advice.

We have made plans to go to a club tomorrow to partake in some light hearted social interaction and mutual merriment BUT,

I have just realised that its the Champions league final.

My question is should i go with the Man Flu/Blackwater fever, Car broke down, Got lost or had to work scenario

Suicide Steve

Something wrong with you??? It's the CL final! Two single city teams. A derby. You want to miss that to potentially get your balls licked!? Ask the dog during the match!!

Decision made! "

Yeah sorry i was having a moment, Wont happen again

Gimp

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"A saying we use at work is 'pick your fights' lol

Somehow, I don't think you would win this one!

i was hoping for some help, Come on your a bird what would work with you

Gimp"

Depends on how much you value your balls lol Oh and future sex, if my OH (I don't have one) wanted to cancel a night out because of a football game? I'd have his guts for garters! Is that clear enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve, there is an alternative.....

Ak the club to put the footie on in the telly lounge, there are bound to be some other guys there that are equally distracted and you can have some 'bloke bonding' time whiule the lovely Miss Muffin can be 'entertained' elsewhere!

Sorted and both happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football.

Urgh"

Does he play for Atletico or Real ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in a quandary and could do with some sensible..ish advice.

We have made plans to go to a club tomorrow to partake in some light hearted social interaction and mutual merriment BUT,

I have just realised that its the Champions league final.

My question is should i go with the Man Flu/Blackwater fever, Car broke down, Got lost or had to work scenario

Suicide Steve

Something wrong with you??? It's the CL final! Two single city teams. A derby. You want to miss that to potentially get your balls licked!? Ask the dog during the match!!

Decision made! "

I'm a rugby man myself but even I enjoy the cup finals. Couple of beers, take away, few mates over. Bliss. Then if there's time afterwards pop out.

That better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A saying we use at work is 'pick your fights' lol

Somehow, I don't think you would win this one!

i was hoping for some help, Come on your a bird what would work with you

Gimp

Depends on how much you value your balls lol Oh and future sex, if my OH (I don't have one) wanted to cancel a night out because of a football game? I'd have his guts for garters! Is that clear enough? "

Bugger me i think we may have been married in a past life

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A saying we use at work is 'pick your fights' lol

Somehow, I don't think you would win this one!

i was hoping for some help, Come on your a bird what would work with you

Gimp

Depends on how much you value your balls lol Oh and future sex, if my OH (I don't have one) wanted to cancel a night out because of a football game? I'd have his guts for garters! Is that clear enough? "

A night out shouldn't have been arranged when a football was happening anyway. Poor organisational skills by the OP.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"seriously the match will be over before any decent club gets going & its also available on IPlayer. "
aye but if he watches Ronaldo and the others that uses vital man energy. Then depending the score and factoring in extra time and penaltys. Then if its on the big screen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A saying we use at work is 'pick your fights' lol

Somehow, I don't think you would win this one!

i was hoping for some help, Come on your a bird what would work with you

Gimp

Depends on how much you value your balls lol Oh and future sex, if my OH (I don't have one) wanted to cancel a night out because of a football game? I'd have his guts for garters! Is that clear enough?

A night out shouldn't have been arranged when a football was happening anyway. Poor organisational skills by the OP. "

yer Yer i know but in my defence it was FA cup final day so the foreign stuff went out of me head

Gimp

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"A saying we use at work is 'pick your fights' lol

Somehow, I don't think you would win this one!

i was hoping for some help, Come on your a bird what would work with you

Gimp

Depends on how much you value your balls lol Oh and future sex, if my OH (I don't have one) wanted to cancel a night out because of a football game? I'd have his guts for garters! Is that clear enough?

Bugger me i think we may have been married in a past life

Gimp"

So it really was a stupid question in then first place then wasn't it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A saying we use at work is 'pick your fights' lol

Somehow, I don't think you would win this one!

i was hoping for some help, Come on your a bird what would work with you

Gimp

Depends on how much you value your balls lol Oh and future sex, if my OH (I don't have one) wanted to cancel a night out because of a football game? I'd have his guts for garters! Is that clear enough?

Bugger me i think we may have been married in a past life

Gimp

So it really was a stupid question in then first place then wasn't it! "

Shhh she may be listening in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are funny creatures...

Mans best friend his dog.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

#justsayinglike....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"A saying we use at work is 'pick your fights' lol

Somehow, I don't think you would win this one!

i was hoping for some help, Come on your a bird what would work with you

Gimp

Depends on how much you value your balls lol Oh and future sex, if my OH (I don't have one) wanted to cancel a night out because of a football game? I'd have his guts for garters! Is that clear enough?

Bugger me i think we may have been married in a past life

Gimp

So it really was a stupid question in the first place then wasn't it!

Shhh she may be listening in "

I'll take that as a conceded yes then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who watches football still? Shall we swap places?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who watches football still? Shall we swap places?

"

I love you

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave wouldnt have the guts to even consider such a dilema. He values his crown jewels and peace un harmony. Helps he dont like football too however if it was rugby......thats a different story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who watches football still? Shall we swap places?

I love you

Her"

Kinnell i think ive just been that Cuckolded fingy

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who watches football still? Shall we swap places?

I love you

Her

Kinnell i think ive just been that Cuckolded fingy

Gimp"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who watches football still? Shall we swap places?

I love you

Her

Kinnell i think ive just been that Cuckolded fingy

Gimp

"

Yer Yer you can smile mate have you seen how much she can drink

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the club I bet they will have a telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are funny creatures...

Mans best friend his dog.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

#justsayinglike.... "

A dog is always excited to see you. A diamond is just a bit of carbon. Men love living creatures, women love inanimate objects. And you call us funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who watches football still? Shall we swap places?

I love you

Her

Kinnell i think ive just been that Cuckolded fingy

Gimp

Yer Yer you can smile mate have you seen how much she can drink Ahem, some have to wait till you get back from the pub

Her

Gimp"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Football. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Steve, there is an alternative.....

Ak the club to put the footie on in the telly lounge, there are bound to be some other guys there that are equally distracted and you can have some 'bloke bonding' time whiule the lovely Miss Muffin can be 'entertained' elsewhere!

Sorted and both happy?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Noooooo I'm washing me barnet now drink too much.

Her

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Men are funny creatures...

Mans best friend his dog.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

#justsayinglike....

A dog is always excited to see you. A diamond is just a bit of carbon. Men love living creatures, women love inanimate objects. And you call us funny. "

Dogs and humans are just bits of carbon too.

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