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JESUS!

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I'm 96% Jesus!

right then bible bashers form and orderly que to worship me or grab your pitchforks and fire torches and catch me if you can im the gingerbread man lol ah dontcha love a bit of controversy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's NOT the Messiah, he's a

VERY NAUGHTY BOY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been done.

I once walked 2 yards on ziploc bags full of water. Made me about 99% jesus.

Now turning water into beer, that is a talent worth worshipping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread is about as controversial as a rice pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its been done.

I once walked 2 yards on ziploc bags full of water. Made me about 99% jesus.

Now turning water into beer, that is a talent worth worshipping. "

I added yeast hops and sugar to water once and hey presto beer..

I am the Lord.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I thought the op meant he had see him on here, I was off to have a look at his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this thread is about as controversial as a rice pudding "

Cold or hot...That's a controversial debate that could divide the masses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 100% Spartacus.....ner!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Its been done.

I once walked 2 yards on ziploc bags full of water. Made me about 99% jesus.

Now turning water into beer, that is a talent worth worshipping. "

Most people can turn beer into a liquid that is mostly water.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I thought the op meant he had see him on here, I was off to have a look at his profile "

I saw a man on the train yesterday who looked just like The Libertine. Will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a bike

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


""He's NOT the Messiah, he's a

VERY NAUGHTY BOY

"
well what can i say....im a fallen angel sent to the depths of hell to spice things up in the world of swinging with my caribbean flavour

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"this thread is about as controversial as a rice pudding "
about as controversial as rice pudding being served at a lactose intolerant support group xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best teeshirt design ever:

"Jesus loves you.

I think you're a cunt!"

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"this thread is about as controversial as a rice pudding

Cold or hot...That's a controversial debate that could divide the masses "
hmmm something like how moses divided the sea after smoking some bush in the desert?

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Best teeshirt design ever:

"Jesus loves you.

I think you're a cunt!"

"
lol where's your profile pic with you wearing it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this thread is about as controversial as a rice pudding

Cold or hot...That's a controversial debate that could divide the masses hmmm something like how moses divided the sea after smoking some bush in the desert?"

Moses (Charlton Heston) returning from the burning bush did look wired...wide eyed and philosophical. That must have been some mean bush

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I want a full set of Dress Up Jesus fridge magnets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats the other 4% then?

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


""He's NOT the Messiah, he's a

VERY NAUGHTY BOY

"

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"this thread is about as controversial as a rice pudding

Cold or hot...That's a controversial debate that could divide the masses hmmm something like how moses divided the sea after smoking some bush in the desert?

Moses (Charlton Heston) returning from the burning bush did look wired...wide eyed and philosophical. That must have been some mean bush "
hahaha jesus was a rastaman! i recently read an illustrated kids version of the bible and broken down into layman's term's you can finally appreciate how random and crazy alot of the stories in the bible are without being dressed up by fancy words...so i can imagine moses sitting about back in the day getting stoned out of his head and coming up with some shit to put stephen king to shame lol

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