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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One Mojo..... Last seen about a month ago (pains me to write that) .... Much loved and missed.... Reward for the person who returns it.

Ryan, you seem to be the grim reaper of Mojos today, give it ya b*stard!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bugger off, it's providing a public service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww no - has it gone walkabout - xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got it here held hostage to ransom................

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger off, it's providing a public service "

I neeeeeed it! My kneepads are surplus to requirements right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"awwww no - has it gone walkabout - xxx"

It got up and fucked off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've got it here held hostage to ransom................ "

Name your price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you check down the back of the sofa? that's where i found mine once

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Bugger off, it's providing a public service

I neeeeeed it! My kneepads are surplus to requirements right now "

Only for a blowie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've got it here held hostage to ransom................

Name your price "

A bottle of cherry b, a bag of Haribo and a blozzer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"did you check down the back of the sofa? that's where i found mine once "

Yep. All I found was a one of Ryan mouldy Burgers and his skiddy pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger off, it's providing a public service

I neeeeeed it! My kneepads are surplus to requirements right now

Only for a blowie. "

Again?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've got it here held hostage to ransom................

Name your price

A bottle of cherry b, a bag of Haribo and a blozzer "

Are the Haribo sour cherries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a mojo once. It got stuck in a rut and eventually had to be put down.

Poor little blighter

Never got one back again. It'll only hurt you in the end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a mojo once. It got stuck in a rut and eventually had to be put down.

Poor little blighter

Never got one back again. It'll only hurt you in the end. "

Whatever.... Just hand it over

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Bugger off, it's providing a public service

I neeeeeed it! My kneepads are surplus to requirements right now

Only for a blowie.

Again?!? "

Yea but do it properly this time, bloody hate it when you burp.

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Loved Mojos and Black Jacks no wonder your pissed off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger off, it's providing a public service

I neeeeeed it! My kneepads are surplus to requirements right now

Only for a blowie.

Again?!?

Yea but do it properly this time, bloody hate it when you burp. "

Spunk burps are my party trick

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Bugger off, it's providing a public service

I neeeeeed it! My kneepads are surplus to requirements right now

Only for a blowie.

Again?!?

Yea but do it properly this time, bloody hate it when you burp.

Spunk burps are my party trick "

Ewwww you're so gross

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger off, it's providing a public service

I neeeeeed it! My kneepads are surplus to requirements right now

Only for a blowie.

Again?!?

Yea but do it properly this time, bloody hate it when you burp.

Spunk burps are my party trick

Ewwww you're so gross "

This is why you love me

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Mine is gone too... I've forgotten what it looks like..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on. I'd give you a snog. Will that work?

...i'm in need of some mojo business.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've got quite a collection of these missing mojos now. They're all mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, I think I swallowed it, if you want it back I have a sure way of er passing it on for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got quite a collection of these missing mojos now. They're all mine "

Erm, okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone can take mine away that'd be awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone can take mine away that'd be awesome! "

Pop over to London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone can take mine, I don't need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine only makes a guest appearance very rarely now, bledi thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone can take mine, I don't need it."

Me too haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine upped and left last July..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's been taken along with my heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine's been taken along with my heart "

Aw hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a woman named Hannah, down in Louisiana, they say she's a mojo worker...........

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't think I've ever had mojo so I don't really miss it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my mojos alive and kicking .. if you need a jumpstart get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eenie meenie minie mo. Lost my mojo in the snow. If you find it let me know. Eenie meenie minie mo.

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