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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahhhhhhh at least 3 attractive women now too far away! Not fair. Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhhhhh at least 3 attractive women now too far away! Not fair. Rant over.

Always the case. I see someone gorgeous, then they live down south or up north somewhere.. poop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

generally im attracted to guys from up north.. or Swindon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally im attracted to guys from up north.. or Swindon lol"

Haha good girl! Can't beat a few northern hotties. Just a shame I'm never there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally im attracted to guys from up north.. or Swindon lol

Haha good girl! Can't beat a few northern hotties. Just a shame I'm never there lol

to be fair Jodie your not a guy though are ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"generally im attracted to guys from up north.. or Swindon lol

Haha good girl! Can't beat a few northern hotties. Just a shame I'm never there lol

to be fair Jodie your not a guy though are ya

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Funny I'm northern too! We have a charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally im attracted to guys from up north.. or Swindon lol

Haha good girl! Can't beat a few northern hotties. Just a shame I'm never there lol

to be fair Jodie your not a guy though are ya

Funny I'm northern too! We have a charm

i like you cos your ginger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally im attracted to guys from up north.. or Swindon lol"

In fairness though most of the country is North of Devon ;o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally im attracted to guys from up north.. or Swindon lol

In fairness though most of the country is North of Devon ;o)"

shushhhh.. was my way of making pretty much all men feel wanted.. now youve rumbled me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in wales and I seem to find the guys north of Manchester irresistible for some strange reason

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I think we are all in agreement.... distance sucks.

Big thumbs down to distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"generally im attracted to guys from up north.. or Swindon lol

Haha good girl! Can't beat a few northern hotties. Just a shame I'm never there lol

to be fair Jodie your not a guy though are ya

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Can be whatever they want me to be.. A bloody unicorn if its suits them haha! xx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I may have to start working on a transporter. They can do it with photons already so it can't be that hard to figure out.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ahhhhhhh at least 3 attractive women now too far away! Not fair. Rant over.

Story of my flipping life.

When I lived 200 miles away all the people I fancied were hundreds of miles away. Now I've moved, they're all still hundreds of miles away and some are close to where I used to live. Oh, and probably don't fancy me!

Life eh?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Pffft try living where I do. Luckily for me some guys are happy to travel.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Pffft try living where I do. Luckily for me some guys are happy to travel.

Ditto. Norfolk, the arse end of civilisation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffft try living where I do. Luckily for me some guys are happy to travel.

Where are you from? When I used to live in towcester, I could never find guys who I liked back close enough or they were out in london or buckinghamshire haha! A Few in northampton, but the train journey certainly wasn't my tea lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we are all in agreement.... distance sucks.

Big thumbs down to distance.

True, but if there's a will there's a way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planes,trains and automobiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Planes,trains and automobiles "

There's bikes too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Planes,trains and automobiles

There's bikes too?"

Yes and bus's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Planes,trains and automobiles

There's bikes too?

Yes and bus's

Quad bikes?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"Ahhhhhhh at least 3 attractive women now too far away! Not fair. Rant over.

I'm not

Se London girl here

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its always Londoners or West Midlanders who seem to contact me, although I reckon that's because I've used up all the men local to me. Thank goodness for Leeds otherwise I'd have to be a nun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Planes,trains and automobiles

There's bikes too?

Yes and bus's

Quad bikes?"

No pedal bikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the people I really like live a fair distance from me, despite lots of people living locally to me lol.

But I find a way to meet them if the feeling is mutual

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Its always Londoners or West Midlanders who seem to contact me, although I reckon that's because I've used up all the men local to me. Thank goodness for Leeds otherwise I'd have to be a nun."

Parcel a few up and send them down to me?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Pffft try living where I do. Luckily for me some guys are happy to travel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Planes,trains and automobiles

There's bikes too?

Yes and bus's

Quad bikes?

No pedal bikes

Them too! Hop on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

South Devon is certainly out the way if your not from round here..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Loads of people I like who live miles away....it's pant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Planes,trains and automobiles

There's bikes too?

Yes and bus's

Quad bikes?

No pedal bikes

Them too! Hop on?

Is it made for two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like you cos your ginger!

:D I thought I was the only person with a thing for Gingers.

Distance is a pain, I get messages from guys all over the UK, all say would be willing to travel.....but I find that puts too much pressure on the meet & there is always the expectation that sex is guaranteed. So I have a 30 mile rule, I don't meet anyone more the 30 miles away.......seems to work for me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Its always Londoners or West Midlanders who seem to contact me, although I reckon that's because I've used up all the men local to me. Thank goodness for Leeds otherwise I'd have to be a nun.

Parcel a few up and send them down to me?

I'll have them tied up in the boot next time I am in your area.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Its always Londoners or West Midlanders who seem to contact me, although I reckon that's because I've used up all the men local to me. Thank goodness for Leeds otherwise I'd have to be a nun.

Parcel a few up and send them down to me?

I'll have them tied up in the boot next time I am in your area.

If you'd like me to rope up a few for a swap, let me know

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Its always Londoners or West Midlanders who seem to contact me, although I reckon that's because I've used up all the men local to me. Thank goodness for Leeds otherwise I'd have to be a nun.

Parcel a few up and send them down to me?

I'll have them tied up in the boot next time I am in your area.

If you'd like me to rope up a few for a swap, let me know

Sex exchange trips? I'm all for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

National 'Sexpress' Coaches?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"National 'Sexpress' Coaches?

Hope I get the one that has the loo that works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"National 'Sexpress' Coaches?

Hope I get the one that has the loo that works

Is there a term for a 'chemical toilet fetish'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

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By *easider69Woman
over a year ago

Margate

I live in the furthest East part of Kent and for me '30 miles' on a profile can often be as the crow flies.... to Essex. Since I can't fly (or swim) that far, it would be a minimum 200 mile round trip. But those Essex lot seem to be right randy bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was close?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

I know lots that travel, a fair distance... Stop twittering and get on the train .. And go and see one of them or all of them fer gawds sake!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

The ones i like are normally north,then scotland and Ireland..always the way.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

I know lots that travel, a fair distance... Stop twittering and get on the train .. And go and see one of them or all of them fer gawds sake!

Zip it shrimpy and eat a Snickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

I know lots that travel, a fair distance... Stop twittering and get on the train .. And go and see one of them or all of them fer gawds sake!

Zip it shrimpy and eat a Snickers."

Shrimpy! Pmsl I don't like snickers.. Too many nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

I know lots that travel, a fair distance... Stop twittering and get on the train .. And go and see one of them or all of them fer gawds sake!

Zip it shrimpy and eat a Snickers.

Shrimpy! Pmsl I don't like snickers.. Too many nuts

That advert was on as I read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should do a tour! Get all the girls on the coach and visit All the major cities in the uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish a certain person lived closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

I know lots that travel, a fair distance... Stop twittering and get on the train .. And go and see one of them or all of them fer gawds sake!

Zip it shrimpy and eat a Snickers.

Shrimpy! Pmsl I don't like snickers.. Too many nuts

That advert was on as I read this

Lol red never been called a diva before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

You live in London, one of the most densely populated urban conurbations in the country - are you suggesting there are no attractive ladies within the M25!

You've even got a first class underground rail system for easy transport!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

You live in London, one of the most densely populated urban conurbations in the country - are you suggesting there are no attractive ladies within the M25!

You've even got a first class underground rail system for easy transport!

Bah humbug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't travel for more than an hour to a meet unless I felt there was some serious promise of mutual sexual attraction to be had.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

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"We should do a tour! Get all the girls on the coach and visit All the major cities in the uk"

Hell yeah fab on tour im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should do a tour! Get all the girls on the coach and visit All the major cities in the uk

Hell yeah fab on tour im in"

Can I sign write the bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

You live in London, one of the most densely populated urban conurbations in the country - are you suggesting there are no attractive ladies within the M25!

You've even got a first class underground rail system for easy transport!

Bah humbug. "

Go on, you can suck it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

I know lots that travel, a fair distance... Stop twittering and get on the train .. And go and see one of them or all of them fer gawds sake!

Zip it shrimpy and eat a Snickers.

Shrimpy! Pmsl I don't like snickers.. Too many nuts

That advert was on as I read this

Lol red never been called a diva before

First time for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

You live in London, one of the most densely populated urban conurbations in the country - are you suggesting there are no attractive ladies within the M25!

You've even got a first class underground rail system for easy transport!

Bah humbug.

Go on, you can suck it!

Oooh Prof !!! You tempt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

You live in London, one of the most densely populated urban conurbations in the country - are you suggesting there are no attractive ladies within the M25!

You've even got a first class underground rail system for easy transport!

Bah humbug.

Go on, you can suck it!

Oooh Prof !!! You tempt me "

Im the devil on your shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

You live in London, one of the most densely populated urban conurbations in the country - are you suggesting there are no attractive ladies within the M25!

You've even got a first class underground rail system for easy transport!

Bah humbug.

Go on, you can suck it!

Oooh Prof !!! You tempt me

Im the devil on your shoulder

It's the way you use words like conurbations... Just turns me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least most of you are in UK, me being on a greek isle, hoping to find some fun Brits here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

You live in London, one of the most densely populated urban conurbations in the country - are you suggesting there are no attractive ladies within the M25!

You've even got a first class underground rail system for easy transport!

Bah humbug.

Go on, you can suck it!

Oooh Prof !!! You tempt me

Im the devil on your shoulder

It's the way you use words like conurbations... Just turns me on"

I'm a cunning linguist, its the way I roll my R's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously not fucking impressed now. Some massively attractive ladies who live outside my area and therefore its a no go. Kill me now

You live in London, one of the most densely populated urban conurbations in the country - are you suggesting there are no attractive ladies within the M25!

You've even got a first class underground rail system for easy transport!

Its just a none common sense rant. I haven't even searched in my area and messaged yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we are all in agreement.... distance sucks.

Big thumbs down to distance.

True, but if there's a will there's a way

Ain't no mountain high enough. Ain't no valley low enough. Ain't no river wide enough...to keep me from yoooouu!

Any excuse for a song. Just a fun way of saying I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we are all in agreement.... distance sucks.

Big thumbs down to distance.

True, but if there's a will there's a way

Ain't no mountain high enough. Ain't no valley low enough. Ain't no river wide enough...to keep me from yoooouu!

Any excuse for a song. Just a fun way of saying I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhhhhh at least 3 attractive women now too far away! Not fair. Rant over.

What's too far ?

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