FabSwingers.com forum: i need a good joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please enlighten ny day......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drop your kegs and look in the mirror ??

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I was the victim of a surprise attack last night by a woman with a knife.

I couldn't believe it, I assumed she was just going to make me a sandwich

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Just killed a guy with sandpaper.

Bit pissed off really as I only meant to rough him up a little.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Why did my girlfriend cross the road?

To get back to the first fucking shoe shop we went in three fucking hours ago.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Nothing says "I am a good religious person", like bashing another religion.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Michael Jackson's hologram was arrested for child abduction after someone was left turned on after the Billboard Music Awards.

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville

Why did the blonde stare at a bottle of orange juice all day ?

It said concentrate . Told by my 8 year old g/son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm sure the OP said he needed a good joke..

all i've read are crap ones so far

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

John the Baptist .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A colony of vampire bats are settling down to get some sleep, when one comes in covered in blood. The rest get excited, asking where he found so much blood. He says 'leave me alone, doesnt matter', but the rest pester him till he says 'you really want to know', 'Yes!' they all say. The bloodied bat flies out the cave and is followed, they fly till they get to a forest and come to a clearing with a large tree in it. The bats are in a frenzy by now and the wee bat says 'see that tree'. 'Yes' they all say..... 'Well I fucking DIDN'T!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into a bar....

And says ouch!

sorry for the old pathetic joke hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 nuns in a bath.

1 turns to the other and says "where's the soap"

"yes it does" replies the 2nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drop your kegs and look in the mirror ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the most common owl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The teet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What bees make milk

Boo bees lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The teet?"

Smart ass! Don't you know you're supposed to play along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a dyslexic man walked into a bra...

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

people in adis ababa don't like the flintstones but people in abu dabi do...

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