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Why I voted UKIP

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I haven't btw, and this is a JOKE THREAD, but #whyivotedukip is trending on twitter.....

.....because I slipped on some laminate flooring earlier and I'm pretty sure it was a fault of the Polish

....Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers

..... The weather on Election day - torrential rain and thunder. Gays trying to bully us into their way of thinking no doubt

Can you lot think of any?

Remember that this is a JOKE THREAD

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Because the Turks won't tell me how they make their rice so yummy and I'm convinced it's a conspiracy.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because those women In the bolywood moovies have way better material for their outfits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://youtu.be/f4fQDAyl4GU

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I voted UKIP as I couldnt correctly spell any of the others first time of asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I voted UKIP to stop the child catcher coming over from Vulgaria

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

oh, it's #whyImvotingUKIP... incase anyone wants to google it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"http://youtu.be/f4fQDAyl4GU"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://youtu.be/f4fQDAyl4GU

"

Its brilliant!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

because I need something to motivate me to clean behind my fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://youtu.be/f4fQDAyl4GU

Its brilliant! "

Very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://youtu.be/f4fQDAyl4GU

Its brilliant!

Very funny "
Was it?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I thought they were pro- staying in bed until lunchtime and taking frequent naps.

Boy, do I feel silly now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawn "

Sorry I don't get that one?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"http://youtu.be/f4fQDAyl4GU

Its brilliant!

Very funny Was it?"

I found the first 2mins or so funny and then I got extremely bored. I know he's trying to prove a point but my humour is a fussy Bitch. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawn

Sorry I don't get that one? "

I suspect it means I support UKIP and am bored of people ridiculing my choice. But I could be wrong.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Some of the jokes are quite funny, but i suspect it will be the UKIP voters who have the last laugh when the results of the election are in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did vote Ukip ! But still think the thread is quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the jokes are quite funny, but i suspect it will be the UKIP voters who have the last laugh when the results of the election are in. "

12 months time is the real test. 5 years ago the BNP massive inroads both at local and European level. Now look at them.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

gOd SaVe tHe qUeEn

wE mEaN iT mAn

GoD sAvEs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the jokes are quite funny, but i suspect it will be the UKIP voters who have the last laugh when the results of the election are in. "

I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't btw, and this is a JOKE THREAD, but #whyivotedukip is trending on twitter.....

.....because I slipped on some laminate flooring earlier and I'm pretty sure it was a fault of the Polish

....Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers

..... The weather on Election day - torrential rain and thunder. Gays trying to bully us into their way of thinking no doubt

Can you lot think of any?

Remember that this is a JOKE THREAD "

Lmao!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite ones have to be:

Because gay people shouldn't be able to control the weather.

because I ordered a chicken sheesh but I received a lamb doner.

Dinner and country ruined.

I'm incompetent enough to fear that my job actually might be taken by an unqualified Romanian who doesn't speak English.

I had to move to Spain to get away from all the immigrants who are ruining Britain.

I am crying with laughter!

crystal

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