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Fab should follow Tesco's advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tesco is to stop sweets and chocolates being sold at it's checkouts to help customers make healthier choices.

If the women on here could show lots more of their tits, and their other bits, so that the men can also make more informed choices.

Making a quick checkout.

SU x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't be healthy for us men. All those boobs, fanny and gash will make us all go blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tesco is to stop sweets and chocolates being sold at it's checkouts to help customers make healthier choices.

If the women on here could show lots more of their tits, and their other bits, so that the men can also make more informed choices.

Making a quick checkout.

SU x

"

i'll show you mine if you show me yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tesco is to stop sweets and chocolates being sold at it's checkouts to help customers make healthier choices.

If the women on here could show lots more of their tits, and their other bits, so that the men can also make more informed choices.

Making a quick checkout.

SU x

i'll show you mine if you show me yours "

Where do I swipe my Tesco club card?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every little helps

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

There's also a reason they don't have the meat counter by the front door. Reading some previous threads has frankly put me off displaying my wares in a non-friends picture folder due to the potential for public gash horror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It won't be healthy for us men. All those boobs, fanny and gash will make us all go blind.

"

Gash? Really? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like to display my wares in a tasteful way and not have everything on show as there is plenty to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really thought you was going to suggest that the fab ladies on here also quit the sweets and chocolate. Phew.

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket


"There's also a reason they don't have the meat counter by the front door. Reading some previous threads has frankly put me off displaying my wares in a non-friends picture folder due to the potential for public gash horror. "

Totally agree....some of the pics of fadge on here should be in a butchers shop window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh go on, get your growlers out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It won't be healthy for us men. All those boobs, fanny and gash will make us all go blind.

Gash? Really? Lol"

Why not? It rhymes with flash lol was trying to spark someone to say 'flash your gash. Let us see that rash after a good thrash'.

No? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To be fair

I've seen a lot of Value Vagina on here...

Have we any Tesco Finest Fanny in stock?

Runs away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a jamboree bag. Full of crap and you don't know what you're getting until you've got home and unpacked. No returns

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Could we appropriate their brand labelling? Value, Healthy Choices or Finest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair

I've seen a lot of Value Vagina on here...

Have we any Tesco Finest Fanny in stock?

Runs away.

"

Some of the vag on here surely contains horsemeat!!!! Also runs away......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be fair

I've seen a lot of Value Vagina on here...

Have we any Tesco Finest Fanny in stock?

Runs away.

Some of the vag on here surely contains horsemeat!!!! Also runs away......"

Neigh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've only been in a Tesco's twice... or maybe three times.... possibly four... perhaps even five time,,,, but no more than that..... unless it is more than that, and if it is more than that, I'm not sure how many times it might have been...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vag is hidden

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


" Some of the vag on here surely contains horsemeat!!!! Also runs away......"

Considering some of the dick pics I've been sent they could contain anything from button mushrooms to donkey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Some of the vag on here surely contains horsemeat!!!! Also runs away......

Considering some of the dick pics I've been sent they could contain anything from button mushrooms to donkey..."

button mushroom stuffed with cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of the vag i have seen on here looks like an axe wound so gash is definately the word to describe it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm just looking for profile pics with reduced stickers on. I might grab myself a bargain.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"There's also a reason they don't have the meat counter by the front door. Reading some previous threads has frankly put me off displaying my wares in a non-friends picture folder due to the potential for public gash horror. "

Lol I love this! I also agree 100%

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm just looking for profile pics with reduced stickers on. I might grab myself a bargain.

"

Or a BOGOF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for profile pics with reduced stickers on. I might grab myself a bargain.

"

Reduced to what exactly? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for profile pics with reduced stickers on. I might grab myself a bargain.

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careful of the sell by date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for profile pics with reduced stickers on. I might grab myself a bargain.

Reduced to what exactly? x"

Reducing me to tears x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reduced trolley coming through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for profile pics with reduced stickers on. I might grab myself a bargain.

Reduced to what exactly? x

Reducing me to tears x"

Just wear rose tinted glasses next time x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for profile pics with reduced stickers on. I might grab myself a bargain.

Or a BOGOF."

Buy one Gash, one free?

Boom

Boom

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"some of the vag i have seen on here looks like an axe wound so gash is definately the word to describe it "

Ripped Wellies

and Wizards Sleaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the vag i have seen on here looks like an axe wound so gash is definately the word to describe it

Ripped Wellies

and Wizards Sleaves"

or an overstuffed kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the 3 for 2 offers. Still looking for a birthday mfff. I like to have my cake and eat it or gorge myself on an all the muff you can eat buffet

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