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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I went to a funeral yesterday. A whole hour early.

got to the church on the late side, just got to the back of the line when people were going inside

Sat there thinking I don't know anybody. Then the priest says we are here to pay our respects for Agnes. ..I don't no an Agnes. Had to sit through it and put a fiver in the kitty

Rip agnes

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Hope you stayed for the right one?!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oops!

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

he he he

hubby did this once

we've dined out on that for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Couldn't believe it. Yes I stayed afterwards. Bet the vicar wondered what was going off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't believe it. Yes I stayed afterwards. Bet the vicar wondered what was going off lol"

He probably thought you were a professional mourner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry for laughing and RIP Agnes, but that was funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I went to a funeral yesterday. A whole hour early.

got to the church on the late side, just got to the back of the line when people were going inside

Sat there thinking I don't know anybody. Then the priest says we are here to pay our respects for Agnes. ..I don't no an Agnes. Had to sit through it and put a fiver in the kitty

Rip agnes"

Did you just fancy a funeral or should you have been at another one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't believe it. Yes I stayed afterwards. Bet the vicar wondered what was going off lol

He probably thought you were a professional mourner "

you get wedding crashers so this is the new thing.. funeral crashers where they take advantage of the d*unk teary eyed people .. can see the film now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I went to a funeral yesterday. A whole hour early.

got to the church on the late side, just got to the back of the line when people were going inside

Sat there thinking I don't know anybody. Then the priest says we are here to pay our respects for Agnes. ..I don't no an Agnes. Had to sit through it and put a fiver in the kitty

Rip agnes"

Kitty? Agnes?? Omg...im Agnes :/

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope you told any curious people that you were her toyboy. That'll keep them wondering for years about what the old girl got up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Did you get a doggy bag of food from the wake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Didn't get to the wake. Had to stay for the funeral I was meant to be going to. Couldnt believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you told any curious people that you were her toyboy. That'll keep them wondering for years about what the old girl got up to "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry for laughing and RIP Agnes, but that was funny lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!! Comedy gold!!

Only Fools would've been all over that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You couldn't write it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idea for a meet in a public place?

Who wants to meet up at a strangers funeral, the wake might be fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this one? SO funny but RIP poor Agnes and fair play to you for paying your respects!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Agnes's love child! RIP Agnes x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I once got my days mixed up and was a day late! I got an inkling something was wrong when no-one turned up at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fiver in kitty oh dear could be costly if ur thinking of turning up to a few more

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Did you Sing any of the hymns.. ???

RIP Agnes BTW..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes very costly... Some very good looking women on there own tho. I have a big shoulder for them

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