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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How old were you and what was it like?

Your first time shaving your face. What did you think I meant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. No idea, can't remember.

2. Sex.

Happy?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"1. No idea, can't remember.

2. Sex.

Happy?"

No, that's wholly inadequate. I thought it was a rite of passage thing for every boy. It should be seared in your memory as a transition from boy to man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, that's wholly inadequate. I thought it was a rite of passage thing for every boy. It should be seared in your memory as a transition from boy to man."

No.

Still unhappy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done it! No reason to go from a man back to a boy. That's what puberty is all about, isn't it?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Silly

First fuck

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Never done it! No reason to go from a man back to a boy. That's what puberty is all about, isn't it?"

An interesting point that I haven't considered before in relation to facial hair. I have considered it about other pubic hair. I will be pondering this.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"13

Silly

First fuck"

What was silly about it?

The 13 year old in my life is getting a bit bristly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 and by 13 I was shaving every day. By 15 had 5 o'clock shadow

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

I started late, 16 i think but now i tend to shave every other day and if i leave it a week i'm a grizzly bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex before i started shaving...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's just me then as I have no clue - I didn't really see it as anything special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it's just me then as I have no clue - I didn't really see it as anything special."

Nah, I can't remember either.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"11 and by 13 I was shaving every day. By 15 had 5 o'clock shadow

Oooh, an early starter. Are you still very fuzzy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i was about 14. picked up one of my brothers used disposals and dry shaved my face with it... eeeek

quickly learned to use shave cream and my own razors soon after

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"13

Silly

First fuck

What was silly about it?

The 13 year old in my life is getting a bit bristly.

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i dont mind but watch who you tell

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Had sex before i started shaving..."

I wasn't expecting that answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*disposables

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I started late, 16 i think but now i tend to shave every other day and if i leave it a week i'm a grizzly bear

Do you have a stubble look every other day then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very. I've got hair sprouting everywhere except on my head. Have to take drastic measures to keep it all in check. Often have to shave twice a day if I'm going out in the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had sex before i started shaving...

I wasn't expecting that answer!"

Well, was brought up in woolly west wales, wasnt much else to do... ;p But do admit, i started ridiculously young.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"think i was about 14. picked up one of my brothers used disposals and dry shaved my face with it... eeeek

quickly learned to use shave cream and my own razors soon after"

Painful! I'm surprised the hairs didn't retreat back and hide for a few years.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I started late, 16 i think but now i tend to shave every other day and if i leave it a week i'm a grizzly bear

Do you have a stubble look every other day then?"

Yep and its not the nicest look or so i've been told

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Had sex before i started shaving...

I wasn't expecting that answer!

Well, was brought up in woolly west wales, wasnt much else to do... ;p But do admit, i started ridiculously young."

Say nothing more or this whole thread will explode.

How was your first shave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't really (and still don't) like the feeling of a wet shave so my parents bought me a face mower.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Very. I've got hair sprouting everywhere except on my head. Have to take drastic measures to keep it all in check. Often have to shave twice a day if I'm going out in the evening

High testosterone levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to do it every day and I fucking hate it!!

Started at around 11 using the old man's Palmolive and bic disposables. Used to crap myself when I cut because it'd bleed for ages and I'd end up late for school with tissue on my face!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I didn't really (and still don't) like the feeling of a wet shave so my parents bought me a face mower. "

So it's all coming back to you. Do you tend your current facial hair?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've got to do it every day and I fucking hate it!!

Started at around 11 using the old man's Palmolive and bic disposables. Used to crap myself when I cut because it'd bleed for ages and I'd end up late for school with tissue on my face!

Another early starter.

You are required to be bloody tissue free I assume in your line of work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very. I've got hair sprouting everywhere except on my head. Have to take drastic measures to keep it all in check. Often have to shave twice a day if I'm going out in the evening

High testosterone levels.

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't really (and still don't) like the feeling of a wet shave so my parents bought me a face mower.

So it's all coming back to you. Do you tend your current facial hair?

Clippers, a few times a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had sex before i started shaving...

I wasn't expecting that answer!

Well, was brought up in woolly west wales, wasnt much else to do... ;p But do admit, i started ridiculously young.

Say nothing more or this whole thread will explode.

How was your first shave?

Ha...was prickly. I got stung.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got to do it every day and I fucking hate it!!

Started at around 11 using the old man's Palmolive and bic disposables. Used to crap myself when I cut because it'd bleed for ages and I'd end up late for school with tissue on my face!

Another early starter.

You are required to be bloody tissue free I assume in your line of work?

If I don't want to be a laughing stock then yes. But Gilette fusion is a god send compared to disposables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got to do it every day and I fucking hate it!!

Started at around 11 using the old man's Palmolive and bic disposables. Used to crap myself when I cut because it'd bleed for ages and I'd end up late for school with tissue on my face!

Another early starter.

You are required to be bloody tissue free I assume in your line of work?

If I don't want to be a laughing stock then yes. But Gilette fusion is a god send compared to disposables. "

Can't beat the new 5 blade Proglide Power...fabulous tool

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've got to do it every day and I fucking hate it!!

Started at around 11 using the old man's Palmolive and bic disposables. Used to crap myself when I cut because it'd bleed for ages and I'd end up late for school with tissue on my face!

Another early starter.

You are required to be bloody tissue free I assume in your line of work?

If I don't want to be a laughing stock then yes. But Gilette fusion is a god send compared to disposables.

Can't beat the new 5 blade Proglide Power...fabulous tool

I wondered if this would get all gadgetty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got to do it every day and I fucking hate it!!

Started at around 11 using the old man's Palmolive and bic disposables. Used to crap myself when I cut because it'd bleed for ages and I'd end up late for school with tissue on my face!

Another early starter.

You are required to be bloody tissue free I assume in your line of work?

If I don't want to be a laughing stock then yes. But Gilette fusion is a god send compared to disposables.

Can't beat the new 5 blade Proglide Power...fabulous tool

I wondered if this would get all gadgetty.

Sorry

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

16,ish with a blunt bic, I cant look at bics now without cringing lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"16,ish with a blunt bic, I cant look at bics now without cringing lol"

Did you just decide to do it or was there a guiding hand on that blunt bic?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've got to do it every day and I fucking hate it!!

Started at around 11 using the old man's Palmolive and bic disposables. Used to crap myself when I cut because it'd bleed for ages and I'd end up late for school with tissue on my face!

Another early starter.

You are required to be bloody tissue free I assume in your line of work?

If I don't want to be a laughing stock then yes. But Gilette fusion is a god send compared to disposables.

Can't beat the new 5 blade Proglide Power...fabulous tool

I wondered if this would get all gadgetty.

Sorry

No need to be sorry - I'm trying to get an insight into men.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Bic and some other razors are the devils work and impossible to use without slashing the face and or balls

theres been a few blood baths . .eh guys trial and error

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"16,ish with a blunt bic, I cant look at bics now without cringing lol

Did you just decide to do it or was there a guiding hand on that blunt bic?

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I was at school and some girl mentioned a fluffy upper lip, so I shaved with first razor at hand, I bet it was my mums leg razor, errrrrr never thought of that before

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"16,ish with a blunt bic, I cant look at bics now without cringing lol

Did you just decide to do it or was there a guiding hand on that blunt bic?

I was at school and some girl mentioned a fluffy upper lip, so I shaved with first razor at hand, I bet it was my mums leg razor, errrrrr never thought of that before

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i rubbed away my early fluff with a philishave electric razor .. didnt wet shave for ages

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i rubbed away my early fluff with a philishave electric razor .. didnt wet shave for ages"

Bucking the trend there, Olov.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I won't mention first other shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got to do it every day and I fucking hate it!!

Started at around 11 using the old man's Palmolive and bic disposables. Used to crap myself when I cut because it'd bleed for ages and I'd end up late for school with tissue on my face!

Another early starter.

You are required to be bloody tissue free I assume in your line of work?

If I don't want to be a laughing stock then yes. But Gilette fusion is a god send compared to disposables.

Can't beat the new 5 blade Proglide Power...fabulous tool

I wondered if this would get all gadgetty.

Sorry

No need to be sorry - I'm trying to get an insight into men.

I think you had one. We love gadgets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 13, a Gillette razor for Christmas. The shave was fine.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was 13, a Gillette razor for Christmas. The shave was fine."

Parents who planned ahead for your first shave. That's very lovely.

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By *erendipity99Woman
over a year ago

Runcorn

"How old were you and what was it like?

Your first time shaving your face. What did you think I meant?"

A male friend of mine says God is a woman. His reasoning is woman got a monthly curse (periods) and men got a daily curse (shaving). He hates doing his daily shave. He also hates beards lol.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How old were you and what was it like?

Your first time shaving your face. What did you think I meant?

A male friend of mine says God is a woman. His reasoning is woman got a monthly curse (periods) and men got a daily curse (shaving). He hates doing his daily shave. He also hates beards lol. "

Interesting. He believes in a God of punishment.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

14 I think. My Grandad gave me an old Phillishave of his. I did it when my folks were out one Saturday night. My dad's reaction wasn't to shake my hand and congratulate me, but to quickly ascertain that I hadn't used his shaver. I can't say it meant a great deal to me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"14 I think. My Grandad gave me an old Phillishave of his. I did it when my folks were out one Saturday night. My dad's reaction wasn't to shake my hand and congratulate me, but to quickly ascertain that I hadn't used his shaver. I can't say it meant a great deal to me.

Your father was all heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my first wet shave yesterday in... ermm, I don't know, a few years?

Actually doesn't feel to bad but I look like I'm ill. Still going to keep it clean shaved for a few weeks though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 14 and only did it because my mates were. Truth be told I didn't have anything to shave.

I borrowed my dads bic disposable, and ripped my face!

I am lucky I go a week and a half between shaves now.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

I was 14 a real Mrs Robbinson moment not saying how old she was but she was my boss in a Garden center job i was doing she blew my mind was seeing her for about 10 months mmmmmm

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Haha dint read 2nd half of post

D'oh

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Had my first wet shave yesterday in... ermm, I don't know, a few years?

Actually doesn't feel to bad but I look like I'm ill. Still going to keep it clean shaved for a few weeks though."

I can't imagine you without your facial hair. Will we get a new avatar? What made you do it?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haha dint read 2nd half of post

D'oh"

Reading is important - see every rant about people not reading profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about 13, Bad move as i didnt really need to and it started me on that slippery slope of having to shave which i detest immensely

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was 13, a Gillette razor for Christmas. The shave was fine.

Parents who planned ahead for your first shave. That's very lovely.

Yes. The shave was fine, as was my facial hair at the time.

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