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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm thrilled.. Football accident.. Other half now looks like a hillbilly!! Anyone got a spare chewy to replace the minus front tooth?

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

You sound like an expert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

Haha you haven't seen him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

haha piss funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

curious still fancy that get together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your poor OH

Is there anyway he can get it back in? I think teeth can sometimes be saved?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

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hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

haha piss funny! "

Shurrup sassy

I wanted to upload a pic you can imagine the reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your poor OH

Is there anyway he can get it back in? I think teeth can sometimes be saved? "

No Hun it was kinda dangling ewww.. They said the root was damaged so out it came

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

Er no encouragement thanks moody!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

haha piss funny!

Shurrup sassy

I wanted to upload a pic you can imagine the reply"
"thick thoff "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we do a 'Hill billy' themed Avatar challenge?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thrilled.. Football accident.. Other half now looks like a hillbilly!! Anyone got a spare chewy to replace the minus front tooth?

ffs"

Grimmmmmmm! My worst nightmare this!!! Front teeth like a cat flap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

I have a partial top denture and can remove it to do just that through a gap in the middle. The ladies I've been with have quite enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can we do a 'Hill billy' themed Avatar challenge?? lol

Perhaps he may go for this? Doubt it though, he's feeling really sorry for himself.. Doubt me helping sniggering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we do a 'Hill billy' themed Avatar challenge?? lol

theres a thread going about leaving curlers in, toothless men...

all we need is a bbq and a few shotguns and some dirty white t shirts with dungarees and a few kids and we are sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

I have a partial top denture and can remove it to do just that through a gap in the middle. The ladies I've been with have quite enjoyed it

Now I am

you cannot be serious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we do a 'Hill billy' themed Avatar challenge?? lol

theres a thread going about leaving curlers in, toothless men...

all we need is a bbq and a few shotguns and some dirty white t shirts with dungarees and a few kids and we are sorted!

and some banjo strumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

I have a partial top denture and can remove it to do just that through a gap in the middle. The ladies I've been with have quite enjoyed it

Now I am

you cannot be serious! "

being perfectly serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he gives me three hundred quid. I can get white gold put in as a replacement for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we do a 'Hill billy' themed Avatar challenge?? lol

theres a thread going about leaving curlers in, toothless men...

all we need is a bbq and a few shotguns and some dirty white t shirts with dungarees and a few kids and we are sorted!

and some banjo strumming"

yeeee hawwww!!

need a possum too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm thrilled.. Football accident.. Other half now looks like a hillbilly!! Anyone got a spare chewy to replace the minus front tooth?

ffs

Grimmmmmmm! My worst nightmare this!!! Front teeth like a cat flap?

Hmmm for gods sake B change your bloody name

and yeah I know

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I knocked two out and had to have reconstructive work done. Feel free to PM if you need any advice or just a good rant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he gives me three hundred quid. I can get white gold put in as a replacement for him.

Pmp pops tell you what we will give you another 150 and you can get de mutha fucka dollar sign for round his neck too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knocked two out and had to have reconstructive work done. Feel free to PM if you need any advice or just a good rant!"

Thanks Hun its a case of waiting I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plan ahead.

Stick a piccie up on the proviso that everyone of us fabs his piccie until he's second only to the frock with a cock.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Tell him that if he puts his tongue up towards his nose through the gap he wil now realise he can touch his nose with his tongue..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

curious still fancy that get together

Ha ha.. yea sure.. im sure he cant look much worse than the red face look after going to tescos with his name badge on pmsl

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"can we do a 'Hill billy' themed Avatar challenge?? lol

I need to go to the dentist to get my front one glued back in, so why not lol

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By *odoudoMan
over a year ago

hereford

"can we do a 'Hill billy' themed Avatar challenge?? lol

theres a thread going about leaving curlers in, toothless men...

all we need is a bbq and a few shotguns and some dirty white t shirts with dungarees and a few kids and we are sorted!

and some banjo strumming

yeeee hawwww!!

need a possum too lol"
the film Deliverance and Dueling banjos come to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

anyone wanna meet this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

curious still fancy that get together

Ha ha.. yea sure.. im sure he cant look much worse than the red face look after going to tescos with his name badge on pmsl

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that was hilarious! Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

curious still fancy that get together

Ha ha.. yea sure.. im sure he cant look much worse than the red face look after going to tescos with his name badge on pmsl

that was hilarious! Classic

Aw its a shame for him lol.

but it is funny

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

How funny does it sound if he says.

Six sizzling sausages sizzling in a pan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

curious still fancy that get together

Ha ha.. yea sure.. im sure he cant look much worse than the red face look after going to tescos with his name badge on pmsl

that was hilarious! Classic

Aw its a shame for him lol.

but it is funny

Erm I'm getting

face...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How funny does it sound if he says.

Six sizzling sausages sizzling in a pan.

Yes he's been whistling all day... It's really annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sssay sssixsssty ssssixss persssssent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he gives me three hundred quid. I can get white gold put in as a replacement for him.

Pmp pops tell you what we will give you another 150 and you can get de mutha fucka dollar sign for round his neck too!

Erm, i may know people but i don't have those sort of contacts you know.

...i can get you a fitted kitchen done instead.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If it's the front one the letter 'F' is the trickiest. I couldn't tell anyone to 'fuck off' for a fortnight when mine was missing and that was apparently very funny to everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's the front one the letter 'F' is the trickiest. I couldn't tell anyone to 'fuck off' for a fortnight when mine was missing and that was apparently very funny to everyone else.

He's managing to tell me to F off

oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he gives me three hundred quid. I can get white gold put in as a replacement for him.

Pmp pops tell you what we will give you another 150 and you can get de mutha fucka dollar sign for round his neck too!

Erm, i may know people but i don't have those sort of contacts you know.

...i can get you a fitted kitchen done instead.

It's a deal pops

sod his tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thrilled.. Football accident.. Other half now looks like a hillbilly!! Anyone got a spare chewy to replace the minus front tooth?

ffs"

He'll be able to go on Jeremy Kyle now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm thrilled.. Football accident.. Other half now looks like a hillbilly!! Anyone got a spare chewy to replace the minus front tooth?

ffs

He'll be able to go on Jeremy Kyle now.

Why Thankyou for your words of sympathy, mags...

I can always rely on you.... Do you get a free hotel.. And clothes paid for?... Wanna come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thrilled.. Football accident.. Other half now looks like a hillbilly!! Anyone got a spare chewy to replace the minus front tooth?

ffs

He'll be able to go on Jeremy Kyle now.

Why Thankyou for your words of sympathy, mags...

I can always rely on you.... Do you get a free hotel.. And clothes paid for?... Wanna come

Oh go on then!I'll dig out a tracksuit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm thrilled.. Football accident.. Other half now looks like a hillbilly!! Anyone got a spare chewy to replace the minus front tooth?

ffs

He'll be able to go on Jeremy Kyle now.

Why Thankyou for your words of sympathy, mags...

I can always rely on you.... Do you get a free hotel.. And clothes paid for?... Wanna come

Oh go on then!I'll dig out a tracksuit!

Whoop whoop white lightning check. Ald,s voddie. Check. Hi tech. Trainees. Check. Ohhhh excited, see you soon..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ouch

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

I have a partial top denture and can remove it to do just that through a gap in the middle. The ladies I've been with have quite enjoyed it

I think I might actually be sick if anyone did that on a meet

I'm glad it's worked out well for you but it definitely wouldn't be my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we do a 'Hill billy' themed Avatar challenge?? lol

Perhaps he may go for this? Doubt it though, he's feeling really sorry for himself.. Doubt me helping sniggering

Aaaww didums and he took the piss when it happened to me.

Ya best go buy him some dungarees and a fishing pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there is an advantage to it... he can now suck your clit through the gap and flick the tip with his tongue...

I have a partial top denture and can remove it to do just that through a gap in the middle. The ladies I've been with have quite enjoyed it

I think I might actually be sick if anyone did that on a meet

I'm glad it's worked out well for you but it definitely wouldn't be my thing

Don't knock it until you've tried it

Hmmm wonder if we could get any impartial feedback from the Fokkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thrilled.. Football accident.. Other half now looks like a hillbilly!! Anyone got a spare chewy to replace the minus front tooth?

ffs

Grimmmmmmm! My worst nightmare this!!! Front teeth like a cat flap?

Hmmm for gods sake B change your bloody name

and yeah I know

Stuck with it for another 6 days! Consider it a punishment.

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