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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I just stealthily sneaked into my sleeping 3 year olds bedroom and stole his thorntons chocolate bunny... Bashed its head off on the kitchen side and ate it and hid the rest in the cupboard.

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over a year ago

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Yes you are a bad person.

Shame on you!

Any chance of a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just stealthily sneaked into my sleeping 3 year olds bedroom and stole his thorntons chocolate bunny... Bashed its head off on the kitchen side and ate it and hid the rest in the cupboard. "

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I just stealthily sneaked into my sleeping 3 year olds bedroom and stole his thorntons chocolate bunny... Bashed its head off on the kitchen side and ate it and hid the rest in the cupboard. "

Over my virtual knee you go and 6 of the best virtual spanks on your sexy bottom naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh thats soooo bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch, burn the witch !

Got to admit to doing this myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's all I have to say

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I don't feel guilty.

It tasted great!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is evil personified right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing

Grievous bodily harm

Murder

Gluttony

Where will this end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evil mummy

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Stealing

Grievous bodily harm

Murder

Gluttony

Where will this end

Hahaha... Sounds bad when you put it like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Tooth Fairy took it away because shes a bit skint at the moment."

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I just stealthily sneaked into my sleeping 3 year olds bedroom and stole his thorntons chocolate bunny... Bashed its head off on the kitchen side and ate it and hid the rest in the cupboard. "

That isn't bad, if you did it in front of him that would be bad

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Stealing

Grievous bodily harm

Murder

Gluttony

Where will this end

Hahaha... Sounds bad when you put it like that

No, you are a hero, you saved you son from having to eat that , really bad for you item..

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"I just stealthily sneaked into my sleeping 3 year olds bedroom and stole his thorntons chocolate bunny... Bashed its head off on the kitchen side and ate it and hid the rest in the cupboard. "

you're a good parent as you saved your child from eating chocolate! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, wait until he finds one of your toys and runs the batteries down without you knowing. hee hee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him it melted.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.

How will she explain the decapitated corpse left rotting in the cupboard

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You will go to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.

A fox. Foxes steal and eat bunnies.

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Stealing from a baby

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.

I haven't thought of that yet...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

naughty mummy .. youd better replace it asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't you just ask him to share it before he went to bed?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.

I haven't thought of that yet... "

Don't go with the fox idea above. That might get scary if he thinks a fox can break into his room and eat things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.

I haven't thought of that yet... "

Suddenly the enormity of your crimes are hitting home

Tusk

If I were you I'd eat the rest and tell son that you heard paw steps in the night and saw benji bunny escape to the carrot patch at the bottom of your garden

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.

I haven't thought of that yet... "

Say it came to life like the toys in toy story and hopped away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""The Tooth Fairy took it away because shes a bit skint at the moment.""

What an excellent story, well done that man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just tell him you ate it and chuck him a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly, buy him 16 more and tell him his bunny had a female visitor in the night. At least the last part is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.

I haven't thought of that yet... "

It was out of date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You evil genius!

*sniggers*

can I bite your bum?

ummm....I mean the bunny's bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll burn in Hottie!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

You have mentally scarred that child for years to come!

Psychiatrists are rubbing their hands in glee!!

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By *amchris7979Couple
over a year ago

london

bunny boiler lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh hottie I despair! You bad bad girl... 30 lashes for you...

I have no words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How will you explain the missing bunny? He's three now and will notice.

A fox. Foxes steal and eat bunnies. "

Guilty as charged

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Why didn't you just ask him to share it before he went to bed? "

Because I hadn't even thought about it until he was fast asleep and I fancied some choccy and then remembered it was in his room..

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Will no-one think of the bunnies..!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why didn't you just ask him to share it before he went to bed?

Because I hadn't even thought about it until he was fast asleep and I fancied some choccy and then remembered it was in his room.."

You still had to hatch the plan and commit th deed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easter was ages ago!! Eat the bunny!! The kid should have eaten it sooner!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Not sure he even knew it was chocolate or he would of eaten it by now. He's not even mentioned it since it went on the shelf on Easter Sunday.

Have now replaced said bunny with a stuffed bunny that he got for Easter 2 years ago and put the box back up on the shelf...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty Mummy

I've done much worse with my lot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Not sure he even knew it was chocolate or he would of eaten it by now. He's not even mentioned it since it went on the shelf on Easter Sunday.

Have now replaced said bunny with a stuffed bunny that he got for Easter 2 years ago and put the box back up on the shelf... "

he will never notice

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" Not sure he even knew it was chocolate or he would of eaten it by now. He's not even mentioned it since it went on the shelf on Easter Sunday.

Have now replaced said bunny with a stuffed bunny that he got for Easter 2 years ago and put the box back up on the shelf... "

The box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel guilty.

It tasted great!!

Hahaha! (Evil laugh!)

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