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this is a bit fishy :-S

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Guys walks into a fish shop wi a big cod under his arm..."excuse me do you sell fish cakes?" Shopkeeper replies "yes" Guys says "that's great cos it's this wee guys birthday ! ";-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's shocking. You should get a ban for that

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Guys walks into a fish shop wi a big cod under his arm..."excuse me do you sell fish cakes?" Shopkeeper replies "yes" Guys says "that's great cos it's this wee guys birthday ! ";-)"

I like it!

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Guys walks into a fish shop wi a big cod under his arm..."excuse me do you sell fish cakes?" Shopkeeper replies "yes" Guys says "that's great cos it's this wee guys birthday ! ";-)

I like it!"

the joke or fishcakes? xx

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"That's shocking. You should get a ban for that "
why? can't a fella celebrate his fishes birthday? wheres the harm in that? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this has enhanced my already giddy mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman walks into a chip shop, asks fo Haddock and Chips twice.

Chippy says sorry madam, we've no haddock today.

Woman again asks for Haddock and Chips.

Sorry madam we've no haddock today, the boat didnt come in.

Woman again asks for Haddock and Chips telling him its the only fish her hubby will eat.

Chippy, in his exasperation says, Madam will with spell Haddock without an F.

Woman says but there is no F in Haddock.

Finally, sighs the Chippy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Woman walks into a chip shop, asks fo Haddock and Chips twice.

Chippy says sorry madam, we've no haddock today.

Woman again asks for Haddock and Chips.

Sorry madam we've no haddock today, the boat didnt come in.

Woman again asks for Haddock and Chips telling him its the only fish her hubby will eat.

Chippy, in his exasperation says, Madam will with spell Haddock without an F.

Woman says but there is no F in Haddock.

Finally, sighs the Chippy. "

that's better

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Guys walks into a fish shop wi a big cod under his arm..."excuse me do you sell fish cakes?" Shopkeeper replies "yes" Guys says "that's great cos it's this wee guys birthday ! ";-)

I like it!the joke or fishcakes? xx"

Are they good quality Thai ones with a chilli dipping sauce??

I love really daft jokes of a particular kind too!

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