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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you are not here please say so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not here, i'm out!!! (But i'm straight)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back in a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im over there

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I'm off to the shower... chuck us a towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm genuinely elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here now but going out in 2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And never where I'm supposed to be.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm not here I was reading the Metro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here but I'm not all there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away on a sugar rush....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am ubiquitous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am ethereal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm neither here nor there!!!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Not present and incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone with the wind?

I went outside to fart.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

BRB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BRB"

Twice in two days.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im going to wee , eat chicken , bath and go shopping .....

So....... really really missing now.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm with the Woolwich. (Showing my age).

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I'm over there ----------------

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm not here, I'm at work, but I do have a pass to go out and see a show tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with the Woolwich. (Showing my age)."

Im with the CIA

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Nope, I'm about to have a nap. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm omnipotent so I have no choice but to be here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm not here its my clone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are not here please say so!"

No, not there. I'm a, quite few msgs below yours

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

Im in the middle of nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in the middle of nowhere"

no wonder you had your hand down your panties lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"BRB

Twice in two days. "

Yeah I'm into the BRB scene now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm omnipotent so I have no choice but to be here."

There are pills for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm omnipotent so I have no choice but to be here."

I think omnipresence might be a better explanation, but since you are all powerful I wouldn't wish to suggest you didn't mean that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here but in my own little bubble. .does that count or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im missing.......lost in the garden

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Automated personal response for fabswingers.co.uk

So pleased to be on this thread

Automated response for facebook

post new cock pic

Press return to confirm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here but in my own little bubble. .does that count or not

Only if your naked and covered in raspberry ripple ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im missing.......lost in the garden"

is that a lady garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm omnipotent so I have no choice but to be here.

I think omnipresence might be a better explanation, but since you are all powerful I wouldn't wish to suggest you didn't mean that

Balls! still made me giggle.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am everywhere and nowhere when you call my name I disappear.

Granny are you everywhere and no where, baby

That's where you're at

Going down a bumpy hillside

In your hippy hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a sandwich short of a picnic.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Im a sandwich short of a picnic. "

What kind of sandwich? The filling could very well be the difference between life and death. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here I there I'm every bloody where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a sandwich short of a picnic.

What kind of sandwich? The filling could very well be the difference between life and death. x"

I dont know. Thats the sandwich im short of. I dont know where it went. Im worried sick.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am ephemeral. And quite possibly a figment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am ephemeral. And quite possibly a figment."

Is that an attempted reselling of arkwrights fig biscuits?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Has anyone returned yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok where the hell am I? Oh my god it's a hell hole!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im missing.......lost in the garden

is that a lady garden?

oi cheeky, no lady garden here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am everywhere and nowhere when you call my name I disappear.

Granny are you everywhere and no where, baby

That's where you're at

Going down a bumpy hillside

In your hippy hat?"

I O silver lining xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the tardis.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Where the hell did everyone go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the hell did everyone go?

we got abducted to SUs thread under false pretenses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out for the count and away with the fairies .....

Never here you didn't see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in 5 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone find me yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been here for a while. The fairies have kidnapped me.

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