FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the worse piece of advice you have ever been given?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mine was the fucker that suggested I sleep my Stella inebriation off in 32 degree heat in the garden.

Yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should join Fabswingers, all the women there are easy"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"go on, stroke him - he won't bite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my stupid ideas come from me to be fair.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""You should join Fabswingers, all the women there are easy""
What they meant was "hardwork"

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

One wont hurt

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""go on, stroke him - he won't bite"

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Now I need to know what bit you.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"One wont hurt"
But there is no such thing as one invariably leads to twenty.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

you got to marry me now i'm pregnant

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"One wont hurtBut there is no such thing as one invariably leads to twenty.

Exactly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

May as well spend your money while your young

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

You're all clear to cross the road now...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Go on have a drink

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"You're all clear to cross the road now..."
haha.sorry Thats hilarious

or maybe its the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had best have another baby straight away so they can be friends growing up...in their 20's now, chalk and cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

telling myself - i will just pop onto the forums for a few minutes .......... hours later

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

You should marry that girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take care of our finances"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He works late.

He won't be back for ages....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fake tan would look good on you (pale redhead here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've grown apart and she doesn't love you any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everythings a great idea when you're d*unk

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Everythings a great idea when you're d*unk"
Ive had my best ideas when pissed.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Some serious snippets into some serious shit man.

. I was once advised to cook a duck hard and fast. . .what waste. . .duck chewing tobacco

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

My nana used to tell me when I was little to 'never trust a man with shiny shoes'. Dunno what that was about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nana used to tell me when I was little to 'never trust a man with shiny shoes'. Dunno what that was about.

Look who it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody that says "If it works it works, and if it doesn't it doesn't"... then smiles wisely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goooo on it won't hurt, I promise.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"My nana used to tell me when I was little to 'never trust a man with shiny shoes'. Dunno what that was about.

Look who it is! "

Who is it? Where? Who you talking about? *looks around frantically*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only have to drive, Its easy money

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To grow up ...how dare they

Her

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

You put your knob on the electric fence first

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You put your knob on the electric fence first

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Sure that was bad advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just swallow it, it tastes great

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just swallow it, it tastes great"
What was "it"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"?

Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"?

Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing...

Goats cheese!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"?

Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing...

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It could have been washing up liquid....I know someone who says it tastes great.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"?

Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing...

Goats cheese!"
Its fuxking lovely!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Dont worry just because you took 3doesnt mean you wil have 3times the buzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just swallow it, it tastes greatWhat was "it"?

Well he's bi curious, so I'm guessing...

It could have been washing up liquid....I know someone who says it tastes great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To move my hands on the shaft.

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Go on pof. Plenty of nice women around

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

That a bird in the hand is worth two in a bush. . . .all those years wasted breeding budgies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nana used to tell me when I was little to 'never trust a man with shiny shoes'. Dunno what that was about.

Your nana was a. Very wise lady and knew what she was talking about.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

im clean you know so wont need that condom good job I didn't listen lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Put your savings in this Icelandic bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ERM mortgage is the perfect way to pay off your mortgage early ... A month before Black Monday... Added 5 years to the term as we excited the ECU. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should write to jimll fix it see if he can.arrange a meeting with Gary glitter.

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

close your eyes and open your mouth.

oh sorry it was me who said that.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My nana used to tell me when I was little to 'never trust a man with shiny shoes'. Dunno what that was about.

I have a friend who says 'never trust a man wearing a non-functional hat'! Haha!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You put your knob on the electric fence first

Hahaha! Eeew those suckers sting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get another dog it'll give the other one a play mate

took three new sofas to realise that was a bad idea

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Let's meet... You won't be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was the fucker that suggested I sleep my Stella inebriation off in 32 degree heat in the garden.

Yours?

Just stick your finger in, what's the worst that can happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an Australian accent :

Go on, don't be shy, can you tell what it is yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear heels they will look better

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To let an ex g/f have her name on the deeds to the house that my dad built and left to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the best way to keep warm whilst kayaking in winter is to get up and dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That the best way to keep warm whilst kayaking in winter is to get up and dance

but did you try it?

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

"To let an ex g/f have her name on the deeds to the house that my dad built and left to me

Ouch

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

It's fine. It's meant to be that colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can milk bees for their honey..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking makes you go blind.... Der I still have good vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This rats definitely a female.......

36 pet rats later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm handsome and I'm no stalker or weirdo

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Trust me im a professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just ignore him, he's not the worth the aggro"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ok to smooth him he doesnt bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"telling myself - i will just pop onto the forums for a few minutes .......... hours later

we often lose our sundays by doing this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your mum says "have a wee here, no-one is around!" Too late when you're mid flow & a group of ramblers walk past !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"To let an ex g/f have her name on the deeds to the house that my dad built and left to me

Ouch"

£80k worth of ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me have a go . Im a good driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer alright love its chained up it can't reach yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should marry him, he's a lovely guy!

Yeah right of course he was.. And I did... Tosser! He's only alive because, I don't want to do time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mix it, it might taste better.

I did it didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the bad advice I have been given has come from my mom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry it will take your weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sugar gives you energy, my mum used to say that all the time.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Pull your socks up? . Again too vague. . .pull your socks up with your back against a wall would have been more helpful

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Always trust a fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To let an ex g/f have her name on the deeds to the house that my dad built and left to me

Wowsers

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

""You should join Fabswingers, all the women there are easy""
lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

'Just be yourself'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always trust a fart!"

Reminds me when I was with a girlfriends family over christmas. Her 80 something gran let out a whistling fart.

We merely blinked and paused for a second, nobody uttered a word or smirked.

But she was a sharp old lady and she cottoned on immediately.

She straightened her back, lifted her chin slightly and proclaimed with great pride, that is is a poor arse that can't rejoice!!

Now that was sound advice indeed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was get married

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By *ebsCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Orpington/london

"You should marry him, he's a lovely guy!

Yeah right of course he was.. And I did... Tosser! He's only alive because, I don't want to do time!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"This rats definitely a female.......

36 pet rats later."

HA! I had that with rabbits!

"I can assure you that they are both female" - 28 rabbits later...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont do it.

Do It.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To join fab... It's so damn addictive. I love it

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