FabSwingers.com forum: First ever BBW

By *ayjay999 OP Man
over a year ago

Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There not another species!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"There not another species!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem surprised by the fact you had a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

What did you do together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was you expecting , obviously were not that keen to start so why did you bother in the first place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing news, two human beings have fun together.

Stop the press!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Yahoooooo sing it from the roof tops shock horror a fat bird got laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There not another species!

"Yahoooooo sing it from the roof tops shock horror a fat bird got laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you OP, glad you had a good time. Nice to see a positive post for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

Congratulations

Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Where is Richard Attenborough when you need an anthropologist?

'And here we are in the boudoir of the BBW. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this technical term, it can stand for Big Beautiful Woman, Big Busty Woman or Banged Behind Wife's back. They often congregate on Fabswingers just so they can fuck men who have never been with a BBW before. This stud who has come here to have his balls emptied is with one for the first time. The excitement is palpable. Now owing to a budget cut, we will cut to a scene recorded earlier by the Daily Heil...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she sit on your face??

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"Where is Richard Attenborough when you need an anthropologist?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Did she sit on your face??

You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.

Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yahoooooo sing it from the roof tops shock horror a fat bird got laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she sit on your face??

You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.

Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!

THAT is my biggest fear

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Did she sit on your face??

You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.

Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!

THAT is my biggest fear

Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Yes, but those chaps who make a big thing about being able to breathe through their ears will be able to give a practical demonstration after signing the suitable disclaimers and waivers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she sit on your face??

You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.

Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if she reads this.....? and she does get on top......?

she may just squeeze a little tighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she sit on your face??

You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.

Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!

THAT is my biggest fear

Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe

But what a way to go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she sit on your face??

You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.

Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!

THAT is my biggest fear

Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe

Fantastic, that's a really good tip

Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake? "

I think I'd better suck their cocks at the same time, just in case....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake?

I think I'd better suck their cocks at the same time, just in case....

Excellent idea.

what about the ones who talk through their arses though?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake?

I think I'd better suck their cocks at the same time, just in case....

Excellent idea.

what about the ones who talk through their arses though?

I have a few toys that can solve that problem. You may need to supply a croquet mallet, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

omg fab has turned a bloke into a bbw lover, now you have more variation of type of ladies to choose from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she sit on your face??

You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.

Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!

THAT is my biggest fear

What a way to go though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she sit on your face??

You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.

Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!

unless you can breath through your ear canals lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

wow, bet she'll be pleased if she read this and saw you classifying her as an object

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe

I always have my mobile by the side of the bed ready to dial 999

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina I was thinking of using my thighs as ear muffs, are there any other orifuces suitable for oxygen intake?

I think I'd better suck their cocks at the same time, just in case....

Excellent idea.

what about the ones who talk through their arses though?

I have a few toys that can solve that problem. You may need to supply a croquet mallet, though

*off to pound shop to buy croquet mallet*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yahoooooo sing it from the roof tops shock horror a fat bird got laid

That must mean this months quota for fat birds getting laid is used up now.....damn it I'll have to wait till next month now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have

Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have

Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks? "

Good lord no, ass is far to flabby for that....the nut would get lost!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"There not another species!

Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have

Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks? "
my party trick that is, walnuts beware!

lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

That cute girl just thought i blanked her

all i could think was big balled wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'll have hate mail from the moaners now. Giving us fat birds more choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

Congratulations

Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?"

I'd die is this post was about me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Some of us are quite good at a bit of fuckery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

Congratulations

Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

Congratulations

Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?

I'd die is this post was about me"

Why?

He said he loved it.....I'd be made up if someone posted they'd had sex with me and he described it as "the best time ever".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have

Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks?

Good lord no, ass is far to flabby for that....the nut would get lost!"

I'd happily lose my nuts there

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

Congratulations

Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?

I'd die is this post was about me

Why?

He said he loved it.....I'd be made up if someone posted they'd had sex with me and he described it as "the best time ever"."

I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder what the lady thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd happily lose my nuts there

Oh you charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it

Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

Congratulations

Does the poor lady in question realise you've started a thread about it?

I'd die is this post was about me

Why?

He said he loved it.....I'd be made up if someone posted they'd had sex with me and he described it as "the best time ever".

I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it

Yeah me too, if you've been chatting for a while and you have good chemistry, why would you be surprised it was "best sex ever"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it

Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy. "

Don't go spoiling it for the people pissing on his parade. They'll go and get all uppity about something important.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

glad you had fun

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Had my first ever BBW wow what can I say loved it best time ever.

glad you had fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it

Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy.

Don't go spoiling it for the people pissing on his parade. They'll go and get all uppity about something important."

I'd think the same if it was a "had my 1st skinny women it was amazing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have

Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks?

Good lord no, ass is far to flabby for that....the nut would get lost!"

But then you could pretend to be squirrels and play hunt the nut.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it

Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy.

Don't go spoiling it for the people pissing on his parade. They'll go and get all uppity about something important."

I'm not pissing on anyone's parade. It's great he had fun. I was commenting on why some might wonder how the lady in question would feel about this post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she sit on your face??

You've not lived until you've had a fat bird sit on your face.

Cone to think of it, you might not live afterwards either!

THAT is my biggest fear

Don't worry, they really thrash about when they're running out of oxygen. There's plenty of warning to shift and let them breathe

Pmsl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wonder why he sounded surprised that he enjoyed it

Just goes to show how different people read things differently as I didn't take he he sounded surprised, just excited and happy.

Don't go spoiling it for the people pissing on his parade. They'll go and get all uppity about something important.

I'm not pissing on anyone's parade. It's great he had fun. I was commenting on why some might wonder how the lady in question would feel about this post."

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By *ayjay999 OP Man
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Oh they sure are

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"There not another species!

Oh they sure are "

Ermm how are they???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Oh they sure are

Ermm how are they???

Agreed! How are they?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I once cut my ball sack in the bath and had a blatant bloody wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Yes we are, we have special talents normal human women don't have

Like the ability to crush nuts between your ass cheeks?

Good lord no, ass is far to flabby for that....the nut would get lost!

But then you could pretend to be squirrels and play hunt the nut."

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By *ayjay999 OP Man
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Oh they sure are

Ermm how are they???

They amazing sweet great sense of humour and breath taking in bed

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By *ayjay999 OP Man
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Oh they sure are

Ermm how are they???

Agreed! How are they? "

Same as the reply above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There not another species!

Oh they sure are

Ermm how are they???

The op is in a species all of his own....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad he had fun, nice to hear a positive thread for a change rather than a can't get a meet, no one replies, etc etc. Good for you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it might be obvious why I'm bumping this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it might be obvious why I'm bumping this thread

Indeed. A Good Spot.

Most opportune..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it might be obvious why I'm bumping this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it might be obvious why I'm bumping this thread

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it might be obvious why I'm bumping this thread

Ha ha nice one. I didn't think of that earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope who ever reads his lastest thread reads this one .....dear god

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Read it last night when I green arrowed him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had a lot of bbw threads. his lady he met has hidden her profile. Maybe she took offence at the threads

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