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Frustrated now :(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Busy day today, so early night, perving at all the gorgeous women on here, soooo sexy, now my cock won't let me go to sleep. What's a guy to do eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a wank ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbate furiously sounds so simplistic.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Twat it with a spoon until it goes to sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't you the lucky boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack it with nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a grip

Then tug furiously.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Put it between door and jamb and slam. After that you will be glad to go to sleep. You may also mutter dark imprecations about having followed this advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing it a lullaby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twat it with a spoon until it goes to sleep?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a wank ?"

Sounds like a plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Masturbate furiously sounds so simplistic."

However it will do the job, and is more appealing than some of the suggestions on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"have a wank ?"

Didn't work, the bastards determined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large jug of ice should bring it down !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gently massage deep heat into your bellend..works every time

Trust me.

Would this face lie

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gently massage deep heat into your bellend..works every time

Trust me.

Would this face lie

Gimp"

Might give it a go

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Stop perving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think about fucking your granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop perving."

Noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think about fucking your granny. "

If that doesn't work. You and grandpa double teaming granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think about fucking your granny.

If that doesn't work. You and grandpa double teaming granny."

Or you and your granny double teaming your grandad.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Nip both nipples till it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think about fucking your granny.

If that doesn't work. You and grandpa double teaming granny.

Or you and your granny double teaming your grandad. "

I think I might have a wank now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think about fucking your granny.

If that doesn't work. You and grandpa double teaming granny.

Or you and your granny double teaming your grandad.

I think I might have a wank now."

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Burnley


"have a wank ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha ha, the granny bit did the trick, no need for deep heat now, night guys an girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha ha, the granny bit did the trick, no need for deep heat now, night guys an girls "

Goodnight.

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