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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Some carnivorous beast with fangs like a bear has eaten half of my leg

well slight exaggeration I m a bloke afterall anyone got any ointment for a bites,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudocream. Will do the trick or tcp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a moth I'm yer man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sudocream. Will do the trick or tcp.

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Ps. I'm a nurse I could administer first aid

Ok I wear a PVC nurses dress ain't that the same?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I was working in Doncaster last week, sat outside the hotel having a drink and got bit to death!!!! Now come on guys...I don't mind admitting that I got bit in the Caribbean but in Doncaster????? For gods sake...I'm sure the little gits were having a right munch thinking hahaha a bit of Lancahire blood lads!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was working in Doncaster last week, sat outside the hotel having a drink and got bit to death!!!! Now come on guys...I don't mind admitting that I got bit in the Caribbean but in Doncaster????? For gods sake...I'm sure the little gits were having a right munch thinking hahaha a bit of Lancahire blood lads!! "
I'd bite yer in Doncaster

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I was working in Doncaster last week, sat outside the hotel having a drink and got bit to death!!!! Now come on guys...I don't mind admitting that I got bit in the Caribbean but in Doncaster????? For gods sake...I'm sure the little gits were having a right munch thinking hahaha a bit of Lancahire blood lads!! "

I was bitten in the West Midlands, looks like we must be the delicious foreign meat treats

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Sudocream. Will do the trick or tcp.

Ps. I'm a nurse I could administer first aid

Ok I wear a PVC nurses dress ain't that the same? "

Bit warm for pvc, can you just wear a smile and bring your soothing fongers please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some carnivorous beast with fangs like a bear has eaten half of my leg

well slight exaggeration I m a bloke afterall anyone got any ointment for a bites,? "

Lavender oil will reduce the swelling and is antiseptic. It will also deter other little blighters from biting you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly swear by Apple cider vinegar for insect bites. It stings a bit but stops any itching quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sudocream. Will do the trick or tcp.

Ps. I'm a nurse I could administer first aid

Ok I wear a PVC nurses dress ain't that the same?

Bit warm for pvc, can you just wear a smile and bring your soothing fongers please "

Of course. Anything else sir?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I always dab a bit of tea-tree on bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always dab a bit of tea-tree on bites"
oh you should of said . I would of banged a bit on yours

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