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Birthday Cake Advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've seen plenty of videos on youtube lately which involve birthday cakes ending up accidently on the floor. It may look funny but can turn a birthday into a disaster so for those who have a birthday coming up, here is some advice on how to handle a birthday cake.

1: Make sure there are no obstacles in your way that could cause you to trip over.

2: Don't have too many candles unless you want to start a fire.

3: Always keep your eyes on the cake you are holding while walking into the room and keep it level.

4: This is most important. Whether the cake is either on a tray or on a plate, ALWAYS hold it on the sides with both hands. NEVER try and hold it underneath with only one hand.

Hope you find this advice very helpful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only indulge in Navy-Cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to plonk my naked arse into a big cake

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Gee thanks

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The only place I move a cake is from the box to my mouth.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

And most of all don't eat it in the cinema!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll remember that on Thursday.....if I have a cake

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'll remember that on Thursday.....if I have a cake "

Mines on Saturday. All cake donations welcome.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Phew, thanks for that, I can sleep easier for that advice.

And coming up next week, how to wipe your bum properly, so as not to leave your under-crackers looking like the starting grid at Le Mans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll remember that on Thursday.....if I have a cake

Mines on Saturday. All cake donations welcome. "

A nice big chocolate one ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'll remember that on Thursday.....if I have a cake

Mines on Saturday. All cake donations welcome.

A nice big chocolate one ? "

Three at once if possible

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Ring doughnuts are better. You can stack them on an erect penis like sexy hoopla (my birthday is in August by the way).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll remember that on Thursday.....if I have a cake

Mines on Saturday. All cake donations welcome.

A nice big chocolate one ?

Three at once if possible "
even better

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