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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My nipples point downwards

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My nipples point downwards

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I'm a few years to late then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock stops working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..........it stops being fun and feels like a chore.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mine swing better since the nipples started to point downwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My picture is on the front cover of the daily mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock stays downwards

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"My nipples point downwards

When they put me in a box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they take away my playground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I should stop now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my Moobs become more than a handful.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"My nipples point downwards

They are pointing down in one of your pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine swing better since the nipples started to point downwards.

I know a song about that

Do your boobs swing low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was going to say when I can't cope with two meets two nights on the trot but that's happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell freezes over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I've got enough moonbeams in a jar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my tranny licence expires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine swing better since the nipples started to point downwards.

lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"My nipples point downwards

When they put me in a box"

When they put my nipples and boobies in a box with a lock on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My nipples point downwards

They are pointing down in one of your pics

Oooh so they are.....ta ta everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my tranny licence expires

When's the renewal date ?

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"My nipples point downwards

They are pointing down in one of your pics

Oooh so they are.....ta ta everyone

Nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my tranny licence expires

When's the renewal date ?"

To close for comfort ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My nipples point downwards

They are pointing down in one of your pics

Oooh so they are.....ta ta everyone

Nooooooooo

Look at the pic upside down....sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When my tranny licence expires

When's the renewal date ?

To close for comfort ....

No way

How much is a tranny licence anyway?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When people look at me and say 'yuk' instead of 'yum'.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Unless admin up the age ranges, when I reach 100

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Once ive fucked purehoney pot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My nipples point downwards

I'm a few years to late then

Roll them up....bulldog clip,jobs a goodun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I need lube.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

When all orifices are worn away.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"When my tranny licence expires

When's the renewal date ?

To close for comfort ....

No way

How much is a tranny licence anyway?"

5 blackjacks, 3 fruit salads and my soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my tranny licence expires

When's the renewal date ?

To close for comfort ....

No way

How much is a tranny licence anyway?"

Half a shilling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When my tranny licence expires

When's the renewal date ?

To close for comfort ....

No way

How much is a tranny licence anyway?

5 blackjacks, 3 fruit salads and my soul

Could have been worse,could have been arsehole instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my tranny licence expires

When's the renewal date ?

To close for comfort ....

No way

How much is a tranny licence anyway?"

It's not really the cost of the licence that's the issue ....

It's passing other peoples eye-test that becomes the problem....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once ive fucked purehoney pot lol"

Ah! Round of applause for a lifetime member!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my lips can no longer do the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine swing better since the nipples started to point downwards.

I know a song about that

Do your boobs swing low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

All together now...:

Ting-A-Ling, God Damn, Find a Woman If You Can.

If You Can't Find a Woman, Find a Clean Old Man.

If You're Ever In Gibraltar, Take a Flying Fuck At Walter.

Can You Do The Double Shuffle When Your Boobs Swing Low?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there's something good on the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my legs no longer open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my coffin is being carved

Her

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

"My nipples point downwards

When they put me in a box

When they put my nipples and boobies in a box with a lock on it

Dont worry tina. If they did that i would bring a big pair of bolt crops and set them free. Boobies like yours should never be hidden away.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When no one wants to meet me any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my coffin is being carved

Her"

A y shaped coffin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my coffin is being carved

Her

A y shaped coffin?"
yes three individual ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my legs no longer open"

You don't need to open your legs other positions are possible lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my halo is around my ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my halo is around my ankles

Is there room next to your knickers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we've already stopped lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stop if i fall in love with a non-swinger, maybe

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"When my halo is around my ankles

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

When they make coffins too hard to open. .milky milky milky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Daily Mail readers comment what an excellent pastime Swinging is and that they are recommending it to all their friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples point downwards

ain't that like right about now?...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"My nipples point downwards

When they put me in a box

When they put my nipples and boobies in a box with a lock on it

Dont worry tina. If they did that i would bring a big pair of bolt crops and set them free. Boobies like yours should never be hidden away.xxx"

Aww, you're lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My nipples point downwards

ain't that like right about now?...

Im staying specifically to piss you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nipples point downwards

ain't that like right about now?...

Im staying specifically to piss you off"

Kinky!

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Mine swing better since the nipples started to point downwards.

I know a song about that

Do your boobs swing low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

I always knew that as

Do your balss hang low

Do they dangle in the snow

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my halo is around my ankles

Is there room next to your knickers ?"

Ha ha nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my profile appears as ULOS then you'll know.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

When I fall asleep on a bj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my legs no longer open"
Where,s me oil can...

A bit Of Lubrication Is what you Need And Of Course

Gentle Hands....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine swing better since the nipples started to point downwards.

I know a song about that

Do your boobs swing low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

To conclude and maybe this WILL be the time to stop swinging...

'Can you throw them

Over your shoulder

Like a Regimental soldier

Do your boobs swing low?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my legs no longer open Where,s me oil can...

A bit Of Lubrication Is what you Need And Of Course

Gentle Hands....

I'm the bloody tin man

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I havni started. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When no one wants to meet me any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about now? nothing happening here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Newcastle united win the premier league

. Well that's us good to go for a few more years then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only a part timer anyway so it wont make much difference when I stop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I start.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

...I can do a full 360 loop over the top bar.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"My nipples point downwards

I'm a few years to late then

Me too

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