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Hedgehog !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can hear one in my garden lol!!!!

It's snuffling and grunting

Either than or someone is having a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's your next door neighbour knocking one out. Perving at your pics on line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's your next door neighbour knocking one out. Perving at your pics on line "

Dammit

The elderly man or the foreigner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe both

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Maybe both "

Plus 2 amorous hedgehogs getting it on.

I hope your garden is fair sized as that is a lot of pricks for one garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe both

Plus 2 amorous hedgehogs getting it on.

I hope your garden is fair sized as that is a lot of pricks for one garden. "

Teee heeee I always seem to attract the pricks

Luckily my garden is large but in need if mowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedgehog orgy.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Maybe both

Plus 2 amorous hedgehogs getting it on.

I hope your garden is fair sized as that is a lot of pricks for one garden.

Teee heeee I always seem to attract the pricks

Luckily my garden is large but in need if mowing "

It's getting well fertilised by the sounds of it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Tesco sell hedgehog food in their pet food section. I had a hedgehog in my garden recently for a few nights but he's either moved on or been run over () now.

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

tbe badgers have wiped out all our hedgehogs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"tbe badgers have wiped out all our hedgehogs "

For some reason I'm thinking of the old Castlemain XXXX advert where there are no sharks in the water, as the crocs had eaten them all

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

couldnt be nearer the truth Tina ,,,,, we are over run by the blasted black and white terorists ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last Hedgehog i saw was Ron Jeremy shagging some blonde woman.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

whats the differance between an Audi and an hedgehog ?

the hedgehog has the pricks on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedgehogs are in decline this year, and yours is probably looking for food to keep it strong over the mating season - if you want to put food out for it, they love cat food but not the fish ones, and definitely no bread or milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had hedgehogs in our garden since we moved here 11 yrs ago,I love watching them snuffling around,was watching 2 of them earlier chase each other around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe both

Plus 2 amorous hedgehogs getting it on.

I hope your garden is fair sized as that is a lot of pricks for one garden.

Teee heeee I always seem to attract the pricks

Luckily my garden is large but in need if mowing "

I presume you're not talking about your ' front 'garden .

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"Maybe both

Plus 2 amorous hedgehogs getting it on.

I hope your garden is fair sized as that is a lot of pricks for one garden.

Teee heeee I always seem to attract the pricks

Luckily my garden is large but in need if mowing

I presume you're not talking about your ' front 'garden ."

that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe both

Plus 2 amorous hedgehogs getting it on.

I hope your garden is fair sized as that is a lot of pricks for one garden.

Teee heeee I always seem to attract the pricks

Luckily my garden is large but in need if mowing

I presume you're not talking about your ' front 'garden .

that made me laugh "

I may be ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hedgehogs are in decline this year, and yours is probably looking for food to keep it strong over the mating season - if you want to put food out for it, they love cat food but not the fish ones, and definitely no bread or milk."

They come every year used to come inside kitchen through cat flap and eat cat food but now I have a dog maybe I get some cat food for them

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

How about hedgehog sized condoms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about hedgehog sized condoms? "

Some on here possibly need them could be a great seller

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