FabSwingers.com forum: Blowing/Snorting

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I just had to share with everyone.

I never thought I could blow my own nose.

Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !

Any other 'ladies' full of it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've ever been so confused in my life.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't think I've ever been so confused in my life."

Don't be.

Once you've done it to a woman and made her realise that oozing bodily fluids all over the place is your speciality you will have it made !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blueerrrgghhhh

I did have a guy that stuck his tongue up my nostrils once,nothing came out so I can't be full of it

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

is no hole safe on a woman these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a talent that only experts can master. There's probably a youtube tutorial on it somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I just walk into someone elses nightmare? Marshmallow clouds and tangerine penguins talking in mock cockney accents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had to share with everyone.

I never thought I could blow my own nose.

Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !

Any other 'ladies' full of it ?

Hahaha well funny! I know what you're talking in reference to haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nasal gushing......hmmmmm

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Very confused here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just threw up

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I just had to share with everyone.

I never thought I could blow my own nose.

Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !

Any other 'ladies' full of it ?

Hahaha well funny! I know what you're talking in reference to haha

Aren't you a clever young man x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I just threw up

Did some bloke finger your throat ?

Was he unique in his wizardry and reassuring you of your personal sexual ignorance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had to share with everyone.

I never thought I could blow my own nose.

Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !

Any other 'ladies' full of it ?

Hahaha well funny! I know what you're talking in reference to haha

You wait until she tells you what comes out of her ears when someone gives her a wet willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You rarely hear men talking about whether women make them shoot or dribble lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You rarely hear men talking about whether women make them shoot or dribble lol "

Trust a blokie to bring football into it ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno whether to laugh or cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had to share with everyone.

I never thought I could blow my own nose.

Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !

Any other 'ladies' full of it ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"dunno whether to laugh or cry "

Awwww can't you snort ? Course you can you just need the right man to show you how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally lost

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Totally lost"

Next right and straight ahead xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I just had to share with everyone.

I never thought I could blow my own nose.

Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !

Any other 'ladies' full of it ?

I can do it. Every woman can you just need a guy who knows what he's doing. Some people say it's snot but they are just plain wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dunno whether to laugh or cry

Awwww can't you snort ? Course you can you just need the right man to show you how."

got the right guy - dunno if either of us have a clue - in the words of timon and pumba - whats going on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rarely hear men talking about whether women make them shoot or dribble lol

Trust a blokie to bring football into it ...."

Well you can lob it too!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wonder what would have happened if he'd had a wank and shot his load up your nostrils

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think it's commonly known as a head fuck....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had to share with everyone.

I never thought I could blow my own nose.

Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !

Any other 'ladies' full of it ?

I can do it. Every woman can you just need a guy who knows what he's doing. Some people say it's snot but they are just plain wrong"

mine's not snot. Doesn't smell like snot,doesn't taste like snot. Plus it's clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what would have happened if he'd had a wank and shot his load up your nostrils

I can tell you what happens here. Your eyes water and you run for a tissue

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I just had to share with everyone.

I never thought I could blow my own nose.

Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !

Any other 'ladies' full of it ?

I can do it. Every woman can you just need a guy who knows what he's doing. Some people say it's snot but they are just plain wrong

mine's not snot. Doesn't smell like snot,doesn't taste like snot. Plus it's clear "

You tasted it ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That's a bit daring isn't it ?

you don't know what you are playing with here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will often use the bridge of my nose during oral sex, in fact sometimes I use my nose more than my tongue... I was thinking of a phrase for it, you know, like you have a tit wank or a hand job. What could I call using your nose to stimulate a lady? Well, fuck knows! (Knows - sounds like nose... Fuck nose)

God that's a terrible joke lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I made myself nostril gush once after a particularly hard blow. Very unexpected. Mind you, someone with bad aim did once jizz in my ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pure gold

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

was it cock snot or snot snot .. first it was orgasms .. then its gushing ... now its sneezing .. what do women want? ... im taking pepper and a power dildo to my next meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

want to write something here but will wait a while - before i make myself look more stupid than i already feel

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"pure gold

Is that when someone has a wank into a box of Terry's All Gold?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"pure gold

Is that when someone has a wank into a box of Terry's All Gold?

Nearly Tina .... It's when there are no more chocs in the box, It's dry and barren and like sandpaper....

Along comes SuperrrrrFingers , wiggles two digits in the empty carton and WHOOSH .....the whole fucking room is sprayed with Coffee Revels !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had to share with everyone.

I never thought I could blow my own nose.

Had a meet with a guy who stuck his fingers up my nostrils and what came out was incredible !

Any other 'ladies' full of it ?

I can do it. Every woman can you just need a guy who knows what he's doing. Some people say it's snot but they are just plain wrong"

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