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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I am being bought a pussy pump as a gift. Not wanting to sound thick or naive but what the hell is one of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am being bought a pussy pump as a gift. Not wanting to sound thick or naive but what the hell is one of them? "

Its a lot like a cock pump but for a vagina.

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I am being bought a pussy pump as a gift. Not wanting to sound thick or naive but what the hell is one of them?

Its a lot like a cock pump but for a vagina."

Not sure I like the sound of that what if it pulls it off!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Imagine an alien latched onto your labia and sucking like a cyclone.

All the blood in your body surges to your fanny.

When the alien finally lets go your fanny looks like it's entered a Pete Burns look alike competition but your just glad you never burst open.

Supposedly the extra blood in your fan wah makes you uber horny.

Personally I just like the total dirtiness of it ..... you get bored of it like everything else....

Looks like a gas mask but dont put it on your face in public ......okay ?

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Imagine an alien latched onto your labia and sucking like a cyclone.

All the blood in your body surges to your fanny.

When the alien finally lets go your fanny looks like it's entered a Pete Burns look alike competition but your just glad you never burst open.

Supposedly the extra blood in your fan wah makes you uber horny.

Personally I just like the total dirtiness of it ..... you get bored of it like everything else....

Looks like a gas mask but dont put it on your face in public ......okay ?"

Bloody hell!! I think this might become an unwanted gift !

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Imagine an alien latched onto your labia and sucking like a cyclone.

All the blood in your body surges to your fanny.

When the alien finally lets go your fanny looks like it's entered a Pete Burns look alike competition but your just glad you never burst open.

Supposedly the extra blood in your fan wah makes you uber horny.

Personally I just like the total dirtiness of it ..... you get bored of it like everything else....

Looks like a gas mask but dont put it on your face in public ......okay ?"

Oh thats soo funny

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Dunno why people like the idea of making their fanny look like a space hopper.

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

^^^^^^ ditto !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Dunno why people like the idea of making their fanny look like a space hopper. "

Cos it's kinky , dirty and wrong.

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By *nigmatic1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Dunno why people like the idea of making their fanny look like a space hopper.

Cos it's kinky , dirty and wrong."

As long as it doesn't hurt I'm starting to warm to the idea now...

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