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"Looks like it'll have to be you ...sorry " This sexy lady "mmmmm" | |||
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"can I have a wank? " Depends whose it over? | |||
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"Self masturbation I think unless a bi girl is up for it " Bugger only bi in the village | |||
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"I'm sticking to food." I shall resist any pussy eating jokes | |||
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"Self masturbation I think unless a bi girl is up for it Bugger only bi in the village " Not any more. | |||
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"Self masturbation I think unless a bi girl is up for it Bugger only bi in the village " I certainly would. Looks tasty | |||
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"Self masturbation I think unless a bi girl is up for it Bugger only bi in the village " too far away | |||
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"can I have a wank? Can I watch " I want one of the foot wanks lol | |||
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"can I have a wank? Can I watch " yeah i'll stick my arse out the window you'll see it from wolves | |||
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"can I have a wank? Can I watch yeah i'll stick my arse out the window you'll see it from wolves " I'm not saying shit not that I'm saying you've got a fat arse bwhahaha | |||
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"I can hear you fapping from here naughtynympho " sorry I just farted | |||
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"do I have to pick someone? " I wish you'd pick me. | |||
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"I would name but I'm shy " Pm me | |||
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"Too much choice, frankly! " your the one for us haha :D | |||
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"Oh I've seen one or two now " Did a cheeky bottle of Seagrams help??? | |||
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"I would name but I'm shy Pm me " Have you got advice How to overcome my shyness Steve | |||
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"Oh I've seen one or two now " Spoilt for choice we are to many lovelies on tonight mmmmm | |||
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"I would name but I'm shy Pm me Have you got advice How to overcome my shyness Steve " Yes, turn around and do a hula dance | |||
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"I would name but I'm shy Pm me Have you got advice How to overcome my shyness Steve " lol sorry the eye rolling one was not meant to be there mate | |||
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"Oh I've seen one or two now Did a cheeky bottle of Seagrams help???" Lol when it's in my hands I'm all yours xx | |||
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"Maybe " Purehoneypot I'd kiss you on both of those silky smooth buttcheeks xx | |||
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"I would name but I'm shy Pm me Have you got advice How to overcome my shyness Steve lol sorry the eye rolling one was not meant to be there mate " No worries, my eyes do the same when I watch a cock sliding in and out of a delicious hot wet pussy....watch the eyes ans you'll see what I mean | |||
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"Got to be miss Cheeky Chops an yes it's the Smile " Wooooo hoooooooo I've pulled...id like to thank my mum and dad for having sex to create me which has led me to my good looks and awesome charm | |||
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"non " This lady and who knows if we have worked up an appetite. Go and get some chips from the chip shop and maybe go for round 2 to burn some calories off. | |||
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"Oh I've seen one or two now Did a cheeky bottle of Seagrams help??? Lol when it's in my hands I'm all yours xx " Well close your eyes and get ready for your prezzie | |||
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"Oooh I see a couple Do we have to name them too? " Yes | |||
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"Yep. There is one or two . Or more " Mmmm, going got all out and name one now sweet home Alabama for me lol!!! | |||
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"Think am gonna ave to use my toys loads o u r makin me horny mmmmm" If I was closer, I'd help use some of them toys on you juls | |||
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"Too lazy to look through the thread so fuck it,I'll do you all. Clowns to the left,jokers to the right if you please " Love a bit of Stealers Wheel There are 3 or 4. | |||
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"I've already done one, there are a couple on here I would like to meet." Lucky them... There are a couple of couples and single ladies that cause me to bite my lips, take a deep breath and throb involuntarily as I imagine the naughty mischief that would be possible we're we all naked under a large comfy duvet.. | |||
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"I've already done one, there are a couple on here I would like to meet. Lucky them... There are a couple of couples and single ladies that cause me to bite my lips, take a deep breath and throb involuntarily as I imagine the naughty mischief that would be possible we're we all naked under a large comfy duvet.. " under - i only actually get under the covers with him when he stays over - play is on top og the bed or downstairs if we dont make it that far | |||
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"Yep. There is one or two . Or more Mmmm, going got all out and name one now sweet home Alabama for me lol!!!" Lol you were 1 of my 3 | |||
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"I've already done one, there are a couple on here I would like to meet. Lucky them... There are a couple of couples and single ladies that cause me to bite my lips, take a deep breath and throb involuntarily as I imagine the naughty mischief that would be possible we're we all naked under a large comfy duvet.. under - i only actually get under the covers with him when he stays over - play is on top og the bed or downstairs if we dont make it that far " I'm more than willing to make such a compromise... May we dim the lights a tad? | |||
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"I've been told to go fuck myself a fair few times, so I guess me lol " To love oneself is the greatest love of all | |||
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"All the women. Follow me!! Sorry guys " All?? Greedy. X | |||
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"All the women. Follow me!! Sorry guys " Genuinely gutted. Farewell, sexy women. A sensual, sloppy wank for me I supposes.... | |||
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"I'd like an Alabama Slamma " Haha! It's a drink! | |||
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"For a site where people meet and get very naughty together we're all being very shy in naming so I'll carry it on, 2 now " I never ask first, if I see someone I like I wouldn't dream of mailing them, I just stalk them round the forums and hope they notice me and mail me, more often than not they don't | |||
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"For a site where people meet and get very naughty together we're all being very shy in naming so I'll carry it on, 2 now " I was brave and named two...yet my inbox remains empty. I'm irrationally placing the blame on chellesterfem for stealing all the ladies... | |||
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"Floozies, the lot of you." prefer the word sluts | |||
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"oh and there's a select few I would happily meet off here given half a chance " That may be the catalyst for a few new messages in your inbox.. I'm sure you get plenty as it is! | |||
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"Hummmm nothing at the moment " ooohh take me to bed or lose me forever xxx | |||
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"Might be more expedient to say who I wouldn't jump..... " To save time and heartache, would I make this exclusive list of 'unwanteds'?? | |||
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"All the women. Follow me!! Sorry guys " No not me, I want to stay where the men are | |||
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"oh and there's a select few I would happily meet off here given half a chance That may be the catalyst for a few new messages in your inbox.. I'm sure you get plenty as it is! " hundreds, mainly from kids, if I was into toy boys i'd me laughing all the way to the condom shop | |||
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"oh and there's a select few I would happily meet off here given half a chance That may be the catalyst for a few new messages in your inbox.. I'm sure you get plenty as it is! hundreds, mainly from kids, if I was into toy boys i'd me laughing all the way to the condom shop " I'll wait till I'm all growed up before pressing 'reply privately' | |||
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"I've been told to go fuck myself a fair few times, so I guess me lol " I have a strap on if that helps? | |||
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"oh and there's a select few I would happily meet off here given half a chance That may be the catalyst for a few new messages in your inbox.. I'm sure you get plenty as it is! hundreds, mainly from kids, if I was into toy boys i'd me laughing all the way to the condom shop I'll wait till I'm all growed up before pressing 'reply privately' " ok i'm not that old to be considering 33 a kids, your bigging yourself up to much now lol | |||
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"For a site where people meet and get very naughty together we're all being very shy in naming so I'll carry it on, 2 now I was brave and named two...yet my inbox remains empty. I'm irrationally placing the blame on chellesterfem for stealing all the ladies..." Sorry guys. More women!!! This way ladies - plenty of room over here for a few more. Mrs Focker I need your assistance! Things are getting a bit rowdy at the back of the queue. Please help me restore calm and order! ! | |||
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"Sorry guys. More women!!! This way ladies - plenty of room over here for a few more." I wouldn't go over there ladies, her cardigan smells of old dog. | |||
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"All the women. Follow me!! Sorry guys " into older women? | |||
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"oh and there's a select few I would happily meet off here given half a chance That may be the catalyst for a few new messages in your inbox.. I'm sure you get plenty as it is! hundreds, mainly from kids, if I was into toy boys i'd me laughing all the way to the condom shop I'll wait till I'm all growed up before pressing 'reply privately' ok i'm not that old to be considering 33 a kids, your bigging yourself up to much now lol " Just hopeful that age will bestow upon me....charisma...charm and masses of sex appeal. Nothing else has worked so far!! | |||
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"Cheekychops looks wise is nice but I recognise I have annoyed her several times on forums. Oops. The devil couple look good too. " Aww gee thanks Ash | |||
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"For a site where people meet and get very naughty together we're all being very shy in naming so I'll carry it on, 2 now I was brave and named two...yet my inbox remains empty. I'm irrationally placing the blame on chellesterfem for stealing all the ladies... Sorry guys. More women!!! This way ladies - plenty of room over here for a few more. Mrs Focker I need your assistance! Things are getting a bit rowdy at the back of the queue. Please help me restore calm and order! ! " Guess as the lady-fest leaves me cold I'll just stay here with all the men, result. | |||
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"For a site where people meet and get very naughty together we're all being very shy in naming so I'll carry it on, 2 now I was brave and named two...yet my inbox remains empty. I'm irrationally placing the blame on chellesterfem for stealing all the ladies... Sorry guys. More women!!! This way ladies - plenty of room over here for a few more. Mrs Focker I need your assistance! Things are getting a bit rowdy at the back of the queue. Please help me restore calm and order! ! Guess as the lady-fest leaves me cold I'll just stay here with all the men, result. " Perfect, timing. | |||
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"Might be more expedient to say who I wouldn't jump..... To save time and heartache, would I make this exclusive list of 'unwanteds'??" Isn't it funny how circumspect we suddenly become on threads like this. I wouldn't jump ladies, it's not polite. | |||
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" Guess as the lady-fest leaves me cold I'll just stay here with all the men, result. " I might join you for a bit - I've seen some of the manly offerings (wowser!). I can always switch back over when the queue dies down... | |||
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"Maybe Purehoneypot I'd kiss you on both of those silky smooth buttcheeks xx" I would return the favour if yours were silky smooth too | |||
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"Cheekychops looks wise is nice but I recognise I have annoyed her several times on forums. Oops. The devil couple look good too. " You know I'm 5 ft 4 so can't officially be classed as midget? | |||
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"Sorry guys. More women!!! This way ladies - plenty of room over here for a few more. I wouldn't go over there ladies, her cardigan smells of old dog." PMSL - no my wheelie bin does. Come on ladies - Banana - of course (we ain't old hun - just more mature - no that sounds like cheese! Less young - thats better) | |||
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" Guess as the lady-fest leaves me cold I'll just stay here with all the men, result. I might join you for a bit - I've seen some of the manly offerings (wowser!). I can always switch back over when the queue dies down... " I could do with a hand but please don't just stand there clapping. | |||
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"I'll just come out with it... Ligeia and purehoneypot both look and sound absolutely delectable.. *scampers away hurriedly wary of rejection!" Thank you thats sweet,don't run away | |||
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"Oooh I see a couple Do we have to name them too? Yes" Ok, you Naughty nymphos Violet is blue Flamehaired Alabama1 Meet the fockers And mi cute n sassy | |||
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"Oooh I see a couple Do we have to name them too? Yes Ok, you Naughty nymphos Violet is blue Flamehaired Alabama1 Meet the fockers And mi cute n sassy " I got a mention. Whoop whoop | |||
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"Oooh I see a couple Do we have to name them too? Yes Ok, you Naughty nymphos Violet is blue Flamehaired Alabama1 Meet the fockers And mi cute n sassy " Ooh...magic me too.... | |||
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" Guess as the lady-fest leaves me cold I'll just stay here with all the men, result. I might join you for a bit - I've seen some of the manly offerings (wowser!). I can always switch back over when the queue dies down... I could do with a hand but please don't just stand there clapping." I have unfeasibly small hands so clapping would be counter-productive - but I didn't have pudding yet so some fluffing may be in order! | |||
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"I can resist anything but temptation I'm not going to be greedy I'll be more than happy with just one particular lady above " Oh do share | |||
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"Might be more expedient to say who I wouldn't jump..... " Today's new word. | |||
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"I can resist anything but temptation I'm not going to be greedy I'll be more than happy with just one particular lady above " Oh the thread has got too big | |||
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"Oooh I see a couple Do we have to name them too? Yes Ok, you Naughty nymphos Violet is blue Flamehaired Alabama1 Meet the fockers And mi cute n sassy Ooh...magic me too...." Damn...forgot miss cheeky chops too.... Basically, all yall cos I'm a horny mo fo lol | |||
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"Might be more expedient to say who I wouldn't jump..... To save time and heartache, would I make this exclusive list of 'unwanteds'?? Isn't it funny how circumspect we suddenly become on threads like this. I wouldn't jump ladies, it's not polite." Indeed... In fact in such a situation any risks I appear to take are those I feel to be genuine impossibilities.... Thus preserving the tiny bit of dignity I have convinced myself that I have! | |||
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"For a site where people meet and get very naughty together we're all being very shy in naming so I'll carry it on, 2 now I was brave and named two...yet my inbox remains empty. I'm irrationally placing the blame on chellesterfem for stealing all the ladies... Sorry guys. More women!!! This way ladies - plenty of room over here for a few more. Mrs Focker I need your assistance! Things are getting a bit rowdy at the back of the queue. Please help me restore calm and order! ! " What have you been up to again? I turn my back for one minute young lady! And you cause chaos! Now come on now you lot no pushing at the back! Or you will feel the length of my tongue | |||
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