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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....had put dinner on stove earlier and then got everything outta the oven to make flat breads.......forgot it was all there....just been back and the ADHD super kitten has managed to get up and sink it's evil teeth into everything......food been dug outta the pan....and flour everywhere...........why do i keep putting myself through this pain???????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

".....had put dinner on stove earlier and then got everything outta the oven to make flat breads.......forgot it was all there....just been back and the ADHD super kitten has managed to get up and sink it's evil teeth into everything......food been dug outta the pan....and flour everywhere...........why do i keep putting myself through this pain???????

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwww did u take pics ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww did u take pics ?

taking the pick axe outta the garage and hunting the little demon possessed monster down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[sings] you woke up this morning, got yourself a gun....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

run kitten....run kitten...run run run.....here comes stu with his gun gun gun......

think I'm gonna need a priest to perform an exorcism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think you should write a book about her lol!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think you should write a book about her lol!! xx

of remembrance?

can mess with my carpets....my curtains....bite chunks outta my toes in the night.....even piddle in my favourite slippers...........but mess with my supper.....now...that's just going too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nooo...about her adventures!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think you should write a book about her lol!! xx

of remembrance?

can mess with my carpets....my curtains....bite chunks outta my toes in the night.....even piddle in my favourite slippers...........but mess with my supper.....now...that's just going too far

belly first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this something you guys do in Scotland?;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think you should write a book about her lol!! xx

of remembrance?

can mess with my carpets....my curtains....bite chunks outta my toes in the night.....even piddle in my favourite slippers...........but mess with my supper.....now...that's just going too far

belly first!"

definitely......and slow roasted...like belly pork...only thing to do with her!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i think you should write a book about her lol!! xx

of remembrance?

can mess with my carpets....my curtains....bite chunks outta my toes in the night.....even piddle in my favourite slippers...........but mess with my supper.....now...that's just going too far

belly first!

definitely......and slow roasted...like belly pork...only thing to do with her!!"
give her some catnip!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think you should write a book about her lol!! xx

of remembrance?

can mess with my carpets....my curtains....bite chunks outta my toes in the night.....even piddle in my favourite slippers...........but mess with my supper.....now...that's just going too far

belly first!

definitely......and slow roasted...like belly pork...only thing to do with her!!give her some catnip!

is like amphetamine to my cats.....and penny over active enuff...already heading for nervous breakdown here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cook the cat

do a chinesey summat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone know a chimney sweep??????

I'm so gonna cry soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know a chimney sweep??????

I'm so gonna cry soon"

is it bad to laugh? xx

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

stu latest adventure is killing me !!!!!.....poor Penny !!!!!....she's sadly misunderstood

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

awww poor ikkle kitty

she sounds like my 3 always into everything trying to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

right!!!!

Devil cat now back on the ground and locked in utility room.......fireplaces both blocked off........

this is a ragged, gibbering nervous wreck of a man saying good night....and I hope to god my jangled nerves have recovered enough to start over in the morning

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

seems to me that STU has every man's dream,,,,,,,,,,, a wild wild pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seems to me that STU has every man's dream,,,,,,,,,,, a wild wild pussy

so if he drowned it he'd have a wild wet one....dead mind, but still...

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