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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If the government brought in a licence for swingers consisting of theory and a practical test.

What tests should be conducted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency stop and Reversing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time wasting................

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If the government brought in a licence for swingers consisting of theory and a practical test.

What tests should be conducted? "

Lubrication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never mind the test,how many lessons could you take.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the government brought in a licence for swingers consisting of theory and a practical test.

What tests should be conducted?

Lubrication."

active or passive ?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

equipment handling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

30 mins, I'll have L Plates forever then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

surely could be cheated with viagra?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Emergency stop and Reversing

stopping distance?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

30 mins, I'll have L Plates forever then

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bet ya could

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

30 mins, I'll have L Plates forever then

lmao

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Drug testing.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If the government brought in a licence for swingers consisting of theory and a practical test.

What tests should be conducted?

Lubrication.

active or passive ?"

Active suspension

plus

Direct injection

ps good thread, you want an examiner just

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

surely could be cheated with viagra?"

that would be like having to wear your specs when driving ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

30 mins, I'll have L Plates forever then

bet ya could

If I had 3 Bone ons could I accumulate the time to make 30 mins and pass ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drug testing."

only good enough if tested after exam

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A good grip is essential for handling

Aerodynamics, curvaceous bodies with low drag would assist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the government brought in a licence for swingers consisting of theory and a practical test.

What tests should be conducted?

Lubrication.

active or passive ?

Active suspension

plus

Direct injection

ps good thread, you want an examiner just

need more than one if of male species - they don't all last the gruelling tests

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

There'd have to be a thorough oral section to the test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drug testing."

What drugs would be allowed? Anadin only ?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

In american parlance, a good trunk

Not too much room in the boot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

surely could be cheated with viagra?

that would be like having to wear your specs when driving ...

only if you take viagra all the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There'd have to be a thorough oral section to the test"

who is checking to ensue standards are kept "up"?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

surely could be cheated with viagra?

that would be like having to wear your specs when driving ...

only if you take viagra all the time!"
blimey that would be too costly surely????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Achieving and maintaining a hard on would be paramount. A 30min erection test would be the first step for men

surely could be cheated with viagra?

that would be like having to wear your specs when driving ...

only if you take viagra all the time!"

sorry officer I cant blow - forgot my pills ?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"There'd have to be a thorough oral section to the test"

tongue motion and cum taste analysis ohh and a photo for the license of your cum face ...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Testing the lights for when out doggying.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

That's a bit like dogging but you take yer Yorkie terrier.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

That's a bit like dogging but you take yer Yorkie terrier.

he he he

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Good hand signals.

Or if your intended examiner is a munter, the good old fashioned Harvey Smith.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good hand signals.

Or if your intended examiner is a munter, the good old fashioned Harvey Smith."

signal - manouevre - orgasm

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

That's a bit like dogging but you take yer Yorkie terrier.

he he he

I was in Court once for shagging a dog. The judge said "Really, mr mushroom, how low can a man sink"

"I've had a dachshund , your honour"

And 12 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many would struggle getting a photo provisional driving licence if fab is anything to go with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's a bit like dogging but you take yer Yorkie terrier.

he he he

I was in Court once for shagging a dog. The judge said "Really, mr mushroom, how low can a man sink"

"I've had a dachshund , your honour"

And 12 months. "

an entire mug of tea...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's a bit like dogging but you take yer Yorkie terrier.

he he he

I was in Court once for shagging a dog. The judge said "Really, mr mushroom, how low can a man sink"

"I've had a dachshund , your honour"

And 12 months.

an entire mug of tea... "

on my lap!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm"

mc2

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm

mc2"

thats the second reference to Einstein tonite

he wasn't yer uncle was he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm

mc2

thats the second reference to Einstein tonite

he wasn't yer uncle was he? "

think he fathered that Tollenberg

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm

mc2

thats the second reference to Einstein tonite

he wasn't yer uncle was he?

think he fathered that Tollenberg "

yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm

mc2

thats the second reference to Einstein tonite

he wasn't yer uncle was he?

think he fathered that Tollenberg

yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny"

chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're knowledge about whats under the bonet and the emergency stop

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm

mc2

thats the second reference to Einstein tonite

he wasn't yer uncle was he?

think he fathered that Tollenberg

yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny

chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches "

i see the twin headlights are in fine fettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt it be great to be on the board of examiners?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm

mc2

thats the second reference to Einstein tonite

he wasn't yer uncle was he?

think he fathered that Tollenberg

yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny

chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches

i see the twin headlights are in fine fettle"

shining at some distance to illuminate fine tackle?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm

mc2

thats the second reference to Einstein tonite

he wasn't yer uncle was he?

think he fathered that Tollenberg

yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny

chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches

i see the twin headlights are in fine fettle

shining at some distance to illuminate fine tackle?"

certainly do stand out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

0 to 20 in 3 ooohs

the clue is : cm

mc2

thats the second reference to Einstein tonite

he wasn't yer uncle was he?

think he fathered that Tollenberg

yep, making sure your "vehicle" is good and horny

chassis in excellent condition - body in need of minor touches

i see the twin headlights are in fine fettle

shining at some distance to illuminate fine tackle?

certainly do stand out"

what waste being covered by that shroud;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

But of course, no matter how good you car and its specifications,if your navigation is not upto scratch you will fail.

Now if i could only remember how to find my way to that Clitoris place.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"you're knowledge about whats under the bonet and the emergency stop"

ohh whats under your bonnet and whats your stopping distance. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But of course, no matter how good you car and its specifications,if your navigation is not upto scratch you will fail.

Now if i could only remember how to find my way to that Clitoris place.

Past Mons pubis, usually easy to find in favourable weather conditions, take road straight ahead but slow down at dual carriageway as surface likely to be slippery even in summer. Careful not to over"shoot" as road suddenly presenting with major pothole

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"you're knowledge about whats under the bonet and the emergency stop

ohh whats under your bonnet and whats your stopping distance. lol

51:19:15 N 01:01:30W

seeing as how you asked

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

But of course, no matter how good you car and its specifications,if your navigation is not upto scratch you will fail.

Now if i could only remember how to find my way to that Clitoris place.

ty kind lady, any tunnel(s) i have to pass through?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But of course, no matter how good you car and its specifications,if your navigation is not upto scratch you will fail.

Now if i could only remember how to find my way to that Clitoris place.

ty kind lady, any tunnel(s) i have to pass through?"

on this route you tend to bypass the "uro"-tunnel - only to do a quick u-turn and approach it from the other direction

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Checked on

Three point turn

Emergency stop

Health and safety (how to put a condom on)

How to do a full body maitenance

How to gauge a cock size

Making sure you know the right place to put your "petrol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checked on

Three point turn

Emergency stop

Health and safety (how to put a condom on)

How to do a full body maitenance

How to gauge a cock size

Making sure you know the right place to put your "petrol"

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How do you " gauge" and what tool do you suggest?

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

the test should consist of :-

showing a full understanding of what buttons to push

knowing exactly what goes where and why

showing respect for other user's

a full oral test

followed by a full and extensive practical test to be carried out over a 24 hour period

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the test should consist of :-

showing a full understanding of what buttons to push

knowing exactly what goes where and why

showing respect for other user's

a full oral test

followed by a full and extensive practical test to be carried out over a 24 hour period

"
And who is the senior examiner who would also check out your gearbox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?"

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

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get yourself some fuel injectors

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

direct, multi spark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark"

perfect, purrs like a good un

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark

perfect, purrs like a good un"

they need regular attention ...and your HT leads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark

perfect, purrs like a good un"

they need regular attention ...and your HT leads

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark

perfect, purrs like a good un

they need regular attention ...and your HT leads

regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )

HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark

perfect, purrs like a good un

they need regular attention ...and your HT leads

regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )

HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire

there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas?

Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark

perfect, purrs like a good un

they need regular attention ...and your HT leads

regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )

HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire

there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas?

Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-)"

top fuel .... hot rod

only one way to find out ..... play

more like Ferris Bueller

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark

perfect, purrs like a good un

they need regular attention ...and your HT leads

regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )

HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire

there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas?

Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-)

top fuel .... hot rod

only one way to find out ..... play

more like Ferris Bueller

Hot rod? Was thinking more Dragster...lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark

perfect, purrs like a good un

they need regular attention ...and your HT leads

regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )

HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire

there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas?

Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-)

top fuel .... hot rod

only one way to find out ..... play

more like Ferris Bueller

Hot rod? Was thinking more Dragster...lol

you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gush and squirt exam ..or should that be a type after passing?

i can gush like niagara falls so finger test and position is a must me thinks

nothing worse than a flooded carburettor

get yourself some fuel injectors

Is the gap right?

direct, multi spark

perfect, purrs like a good un

they need regular attention ...and your HT leads

regular? regular, high octane here my dearie ( oops, mistake )

HT leads?, fine three weeks out of four, then they misfire

there is high and then there is really high lol... 105 octane avgas?

Or are you insinuating you are a top fueller...;-)

top fuel .... hot rod

only one way to find out ..... play

more like Ferris Bueller

Hot rod? Was thinking more Dragster...lol

you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it"

actually I am still there.. and guess what i found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about consideration for other DIVERS

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"how about consideration for other DIVERS"

lol muff DIVERS?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it

actually I am still there.. and guess what i found

not my Per Uno leather collection?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it

actually I am still there.. and guess what i found

not my Per Uno leather collection?"

His and hers...tight or what ...

Tackle? Cant quite see - its dark in here.. Lights, camera action please

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it

actually I am still there.. and guess what i found

not my Per Uno leather collection?

His and hers...tight or what ...

Tackle? Cant quite see - its dark in here.. Lights, camera action please

tight in all the wrong places lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you've been through my wardrobe again haven't you, i knew it

actually I am still there.. and guess what i found

not my Per Uno leather collection?

His and hers...tight or what ...

Tackle? Cant quite see - its dark in here.. Lights, camera action please

tight in all the wrong places lol

Tight = Might

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