FabSwingers.com forum: I'm in the queue at an ice cream van

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funny Feet any one?

A Screwball?

What do you want? - be quick.

And I'm not asking for fab lolly before you ask. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon ice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69 .. I mean 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99er with nuts and loads of syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zap!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon ice!!"

Coming up. Has anyone thought to bring a frisbee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"99er with nuts and loads of syrup

Sprinkles sir?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Nougat wafer. Or a cider lolly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon ice!!

Coming up. Has anyone thought to bring a frisbee?"

I always carry one in my bag for such occasions. Fetch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a 68 and owe you one ?

Gimp

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

99 with flake and lots of syrup please. I'll nip and get my frisbieeeeee

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

calippo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slider for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nougat wafer. Or a cider lolly."

He says he needs proof of age off you for the cider lolly

(Creep)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"calippo please

Blimey / they still sell them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spits dummy out,

I forgot the flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oyster please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have any two of the following please:

Flake 99 with strawberry sauce and an extra flake

The lemon ice lolly

Screwball

Strawberry Split

Choc Ice

Ta very much

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Nougat wafer. Or a cider lolly.

He says he needs proof of age off you for the cider lolly

(Creep)"

I'm a West Country girl. Cider doesn't count as booze to us. Failing that, he could check my roots!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nougat wafer. Or a cider lolly.

He says he needs proof of age off you for the cider lolly

(Creep)

I'm a West Country girl. Cider doesn't count as booze to us. Failing that, he could check my roots!

He said you should have said you were a West Country lass. He apologises.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

vale

crushed nuts?

no I always walk like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have any two of the following please:

Flake 99 with strawberry sauce and an extra flake

The lemon ice lolly

Screwball

Strawberry Split

Choc Ice

Ta very much

Crikey - you give an inch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream eaten,

Time for some naked sunbathing,

I just need someone to apply the lotion

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

" Crikey - you give an inch...

Too. Many. Jokes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solero Exotic please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Crikey - you give an inch...

Too. Many. Jokes..."

I know. That did need a fnarr fnarr when I wrote that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Solero Exotic please!"

At last we have a connoisseur amongst us. I'll join you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have any two of the following please:

Flake 99 with strawberry sauce and an extra flake

The lemon ice lolly

Screwball

Strawberry Split

Choc Ice

Ta very much

Crikey - you give an inch...

I decided to take the, "dont ask, don't get" attitude

Also, I reckon you can handle carrying more than one.

As for inches....I'm not sure my response would've been appropriate ice cream can queue conversation

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Can I have an oyster with raspberry sauce please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint feast, or magnum please

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I was tempted by an ice cream at the car boot this morning but it was a scoop it out of a tub ice cream van not one with a swirly ice cream machine so I was disappointed and didn't have one.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have 3 cider lollies in the freezer but I don't like them. Free to anyone that wants one.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Dark chocolate magnum please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have the normal ones with lots of strawberry sauce.

I'm a simple guy who likes simple things you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny Feet any one?

A Screwball?

What do you want? - be quick.

And I'm not asking for fab lolly before you ask. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

What the hell are you doing? Get off here and stretch loser

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I was tempted by an ice cream at the car boot this morning but it was a scoop it out of a tub ice cream van not one with a swirly ice cream machine so I was disappointed and didn't have one."

We have a local ice cream maker with van who always scoops and it is so much better than the aerated swirled stuff!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I was tempted by an ice cream at the car boot this morning but it was a scoop it out of a tub ice cream van not one with a swirly ice cream machine so I was disappointed and didn't have one.

We have a local ice cream maker with van who always scoops and it is so much better than the aerated swirled stuff!"

This was bog standard vanilla from a big catering tub. Nothing special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny Feet any one?

A Screwball?

What do you want? - be quick.

And I'm not asking for fab lolly before you ask. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

What the hell are you doing? Get off here and stretch loser

Ha! I'm too happy to rest x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I was tempted by an ice cream at the car boot this morning but it was a scoop it out of a tub ice cream van not one with a swirly ice cream machine so I was disappointed and didn't have one.

We have a local ice cream maker with van who always scoops and it is so much better than the aerated swirled stuff!

This was bog standard vanilla from a big catering tub. Nothing special. "

Then I withdraw my previous comment on the grounds that rubbish ice cream has no place in a van!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If I could be arsed I'd go to Cromer to get a swirly one with bright coloured sauce along the outer edge of the swirls.

They pretty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny Feet any one?

A Screwball?

What do you want? - be quick.

And I'm not asking for fab lolly before you ask. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

What the hell are you doing? Get off here and stretch loser

Ha! I'm too happy to rest x"

Are you running around whilst typing like? Anyway where is my next instalment?

I would like a mint festival while you're there anyway...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rum & raisen choc ice please

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Can I have a flake in mine as some squirty juice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh we had some yummy ice cream in Rusholme last night.

Chocolate covered waffle cones with 1 scoop of cookies and cream and 1 scoop of toffee caramel in each.

£3.20 each but sooooo worth it

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