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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now that the mystery of missing spoons has been solved we just need to work out the single sock issue.

The spoons do look good.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The washing machine eats them.

It's their staple diet!

A

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The washing machine eats them.

It's their staple diet!

A"

What about the ones that mysteriously return?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The washing machine eats them.

It's their staple diet!

A

What about the ones that mysteriously return?"

washing machines can regurgitate the odd sock

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Just means it tasted cheesy!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a special sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We seemed to have a knife burgler in our place. Or the sofa has swallowed them. I know where socks go. There's a world behind the tumble dryer that is made from socks

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

thats why i only buy one style of sock .. and only black ones .. doesnt this happen to stockings .. if not why not

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've got a special sock "

Just the one?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"thats why i only buy one style of sock .. and only black ones .. doesnt this happen to stockings .. if not why not "

You handwash stockings

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We seemed to have a knife burgler in our place. Or the sofa has swallowed them. I know where socks go. There's a world behind the tumble dryer that is made from socks "

Is it where Soxy lives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We seemed to have a knife burgler in our place. Or the sofa has swallowed them. I know where socks go. There's a world behind the tumble dryer that is made from socks

Is it where Soxy lives?"

Today I will be mostly wearing my kilt-socks......

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We seemed to have a knife burgler in our place. Or the sofa has swallowed them. I know where socks go. There's a world behind the tumble dryer that is made from socks

Is it where Soxy lives?

Today I will be mostly wearing my kilt-socks...... "

With a kilt? Will there be any spoons in your sporan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We seemed to have a knife burgler in our place. Or the sofa has swallowed them. I know where socks go. There's a world behind the tumble dryer that is made from socks

Is it where Soxy lives?

Today I will be mostly wearing my kilt-socks......

With a kilt? Will there be any spoons in your sporan?"

Yep with a Kilt....although as I'm sporting it casually I shall be Sporran-less..... or less-of-Sporran as they say around these parts.....

As for the Spooning issue ? I will be using the services of something long and thin to reach the fruity delights lurking at the bottom of my Knickerbocker-glory later this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you saw that article too.

Uri Geller, Prince Michael of Kent and a spoon gorilla.

All very bizarre if u ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S. Did anyone catch Nicola Sturgeon on The Andrew Marr programme ?

What's with the hair n make up ?

She brought to mind what a cross dressing Frankenstein would look like

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ah you saw that article too.

Uri Geller, Prince Michael of Kent and a spoon gorilla.

All very bizarre if u ask me "

Indeed! I liked the gorilla.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"thats why i only buy one style of sock .. and only black ones .. doesnt this happen to stockings .. if not why not "

If I'm washing lots of stockings and tights I put them in a sock and put a knot in the top of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan of Uri..... but I have to admit that Gorilla is certainly a work of art,,,

I like it....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not a fan of Uri..... but I have to admit that Gorilla is certainly a work of art,,,

I like it....

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Let's hope he doesn't bend it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a special sock

Just the one?"

Had it for about 20 years. Doubles up as a weapon in case of burglars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmm i think it selects certain homes - never had more than the occasional odd sock until i moved here - now we have a bag full (well we did - last chance offer and then they went)

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

There is a place in hell for the sock monster in our house. Thank God for foreign sweat shops, thanks to them, we top up the lost socks every month. That said: Hotlips had a "special" drawer for all the singletons, and surprise surprise, there were friends reunited in there!

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