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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my phone stopped working today =( just froze and the screen wont display anything any more.....also, turned my parents telly on, that froze too and wont come on again...that's gonna cost me....oh, then i got in the car and the c.d player has decided it won't play discs any more....damned technology!!!

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jools is the same most electronic or electrical stuff she touches just stops. We have been thru.

6 vacuum cleaners.

8 irons

10 kettles

3 microwaves

She uses them and they just stop working.

Watches must have had at least 10.

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Montezuma's touch...everything turns to shit.

However I think it's often called the reverse Midas touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jools is the same most electronic or electrical stuff she touches just stops. We have been thru.

6 vacuum cleaners.

8 irons

10 kettles

3 microwaves

She uses them and they just stop working.

Watches must have had at least 10.

???"

Hm but the tv, dvd player, radio still works? Sounds like someone doesnt like housework

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"my phone stopped working today =( just froze and the screen wont display anything any more.....also, turned my parents telly on, that froze too and wont come on again...that's gonna cost me....oh, then i got in the car and the c.d player has decided it won't play discs any more....damned technology!!!

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today... "

Sadim touch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off the laptop before you bugger that up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jools is the same most electronic or electrical stuff she touches just stops. We have been thru.

6 vacuum cleaners.

8 irons

10 kettles

3 microwaves

She uses them and they just stop working.

Watches must have had at least 10.

???"

i'm gonna start a scrap business and come to yours!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn off the laptop before you bugger that up lol"
then how do i talk to you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my phone stopped working today =( just froze and the screen wont display anything any more.....also, turned my parents telly on, that froze too and wont come on again...that's gonna cost me....oh, then i got in the car and the c.d player has decided it won't play discs any more....damned technology!!!

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today... "

your a jonah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Montezuma's touch...everything turns to shit.

However I think it's often called the reverse Midas touch. "

whatever it's called, i seem to have it in spades today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we have had six dvd players, tvs, radio's, light bulbs always blowing when she turns them on.

I try not to let her touch my bose

Or the laptop. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my phone stopped working today =( just froze and the screen wont display anything any more.....also, turned my parents telly on, that froze too and wont come on again...that's gonna cost me....oh, then i got in the car and the c.d player has decided it won't play discs any more....damned technology!!!

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today...

your a jonah "

what's one of those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn off the laptop before you bugger that up lol then how do i talk to you? x"

Landline telephones..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn off the laptop before you bugger that up lol then how do i talk to you? x

Landline telephones.. "

you have my landline =)

ooh...favour pls? try ringing my mobile just to see what happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my phone stopped working today =( just froze and the screen wont display anything any more.....also, turned my parents telly on, that froze too and wont come on again...that's gonna cost me....oh, then i got in the car and the c.d player has decided it won't play discs any more....damned technology!!!

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today...

your a jonah

what's one of those? "

Someone who brings bad luck to a ship as they were to believed to be cursed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn off the laptop before you bugger that up lol then how do i talk to you? x

Landline telephones..

you have my landline =)

ooh...favour pls? try ringing my mobile just to see what happens?"

Lol okies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No we have had six dvd players, tvs, radio's, light bulbs always blowing when she turns them on.

I try not to let her touch my bose

Or the laptop. Lol "

So hotel meets only then?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"my phone stopped working today =( just froze and the screen wont display anything any more.....also, turned my parents telly on, that froze too and wont come on again...that's gonna cost me....oh, then i got in the car and the c.d player has decided it won't play discs any more....damned technology!!!

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today...

your a jonah "

Don't have a wank, you'll really top your day off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very much a Tony Stark when it comes to technology..HAVE to have some gadget or other in my hand, luckily I don't seem to have the situation you are describing..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my phone stopped working today =( just froze and the screen wont display anything any more.....also, turned my parents telly on, that froze too and wont come on again...that's gonna cost me....oh, then i got in the car and the c.d player has decided it won't play discs any more....damned technology!!!

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today...

your a jonah

Don't have a wank, you'll really top your day off then "

i'll top something off....probably not in a good way...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm very much a Tony Stark when it comes to technology..HAVE to have some gadget or other in my hand, luckily I don't seem to have the situation you are describing.. "

i dont normally just wreck stuff.....just seem to be having a day of it is all

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I HAVE JUST STUBBED MA TOE OUUUUCCCCCHHHHH.

Is that a rant or a moan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I HAVE JUST STUBBED MA TOE OUUUUCCCCCHHHHH.

Is that a rant or a moan "

it cuts a lovely line between the both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ok with electronics I just get sum one else to deal with them lol .but my kettle did last 11 yrs but then then other hslk killed it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my phone stopped working today =( just froze and the screen wont display anything any more.....also, turned my parents telly on, that froze too and wont come on again...that's gonna cost me....oh, then i got in the car and the c.d player has decided it won't play discs any more....damned technology!!!

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today... "

Theory:

Alien ship hovered over your home while you were asleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my phone stopped working today =( just froze and the screen wont display anything any more.....also, turned my parents telly on, that froze too and wont come on again...that's gonna cost me....oh, then i got in the car and the c.d player has decided it won't play discs any more....damned technology!!!

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today...

your a jonah

what's one of those?

Someone who brings bad luck to a ship as they were to believed to be cursed "

I hope not! I don't wanna be cursed

Anyhow.....the phone and the t.v seem to have gotten over themselves now and decided to work....the car stereo I'm not sure about yet as I've not checked.....things are looking decidedly better though

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today... "

Sound like you have the shit touch, everything you touch turns to shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

what's the opposite of the midas touch?....i have that today...

Sound like you have the shit touch, everything you touch turns to shit."

I certainly did yesterday mate.....

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