FabSwingers.com forum: Worst thing to stand on?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Broken glass?

6 inch nail?

Venomous stone fish?

Walking over hot coal?

No none of the above!!

ITS EFFING LEGO!!!! Middle of night go to check kids, stand on said evil piece of lego loads of pain fall on floor then wake kid up and he starts crying coz I scared him! Takes ages going back asleep, and I'm walking around with a sore foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wobbegong. It won't make your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An upside down plug can be pretty painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch , Top tip , pick up all kids toys before you go to bed lol

Stonefish is the worst pain known to man according to Billy Connolly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ouch , Top tip , pick up all kids toys before you go to bed lol

Stonefish is the worst pain known to man according to Billy Connolly

He has never stood on my son's lego chima! I would take a stone fish and laugh at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego!pah! thats childsplay,the upside down plug is a killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug in bare feet isn't pleasant either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear Lego slippers, if I stand on a brick, it doesn't hurt but it does make me taller

I have to duck going through the doors now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A corpse.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"A slug in bare feet isn't pleasant either

Evil little fuckers arnt they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug in bare feet isn't pleasant either

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I trod on a dead koi carp once in bare feet. It was a Very Bad Cat related incident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug in bare feet isn't pleasant either

That's horrific!

Eeewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's head in a darken party room trust me wasn't nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a used Condom, Not painful but the second you realise what it is you start to cry

Gimp

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"a used Condom, Not painful but the second you realise what it is you start to cry

Gimp"

Ewwwwww I'll take the slug now it's really not that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat puke

Never stood on a plug, but its up there with not wanting to get stung of a bee.

Banging my toe is bad enough, without puncture wounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male footwear…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An upside down plug can be pretty painful

first thing I thought of

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An upside down plug can be pretty painful

first thing I thought of "

Likewise. Happened to me 18 years ago, I still wince at the thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug in bare feet isn't pleasant either

Ewww, I would freak

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I stood on an upturned broken bottle on a beach once. It was buried in the sand neck down and just a shard was sticking up (which I obviously didn't see). It went between my toes and wasn't pleasant I can tell you!

Other than that, I agree with Lego - pure agony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a used Condom, Not painful but the second you realise what it is you start to cry

Gimp"

Even worse if its not your condom

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A disembowelled mouse courtesy of my cat some years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A disembowelled mouse courtesy of my cat some years ago. "

I can back you up with this. Not pleasant! !

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

A plug! Hurts like foooook!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A drawing pin....

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"A drawing pin...."
damn! Do this every xmas without fail! Lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A drawing pin.... damn! Do this every xmas without fail! Lol

Might only be a little prick but Jesus it hurts

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"A drawing pin.... damn! Do this every xmas without fail! Lol

Might only be a little prick but Jesus it hurts

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the "actress said to the bishop" lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An office wheelie chair instead of stepladders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quicksand

It will make your plug standing worries seam trivial.

Or thin ice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the fence, hate people not having an opinion either way. grrrrr

oh and chilled monkies brains

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By *ittenandthepirateCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I trod on a dead koi carp once in bare feet. It was a Very Bad Cat related incident."

My cat once kindly left me a dead mouse in my shoe. I found it when I went to put said shoes on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Past glories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex Mrs head while she's taking a bath, na that was a good one

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

My bollox

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A slug in bare feet isn't pleasant either

A slug doesn't have feet silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plug.

I do it regularly because I'm very clumsy and it's made even worse by the fact several toes on one of my feet were almost severed off completely when I was a kid so it hurts, hurts a bit more and also makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice. If using a disposable BBQ this weekend. Never ever ever stand on the place where it has been lit for fookin hours. That's just about the most painful thing I ever stood on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did once throw up on the floor absolutely d*unk (teenage years) my sister came to wake me up in morning stood in it and screamed at me telling me to clean it up. It was in her toes and I did chuckle. Till I had to scrape the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet Gripper rods

evil fooking stuff

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Lego is evil! The plug thing isn't pleasant either.

Though the worse thing I ever stood on was slimy sea at Margate beach as the tide was going out it was everywhere and I just stood screaming till my dad came and carried me back to the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppy shit in bare feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken glass?

6 inch nail?

Venomous stone fish?

Walking over hot coal?

No none of the above!!

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Absolutley spot on. done this a few times. Its that bad it wld bring tears to a grown man

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Puppy shit in bare feet!

Yeah - Had that at 3am and it squelches between your toes !!! boak..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken glass?

6 inch nail?

Venomous stone fish?

Walking over hot coal?

No none of the above!!

i can top it.

oth getting ready to go to a social, i think.

V straightening her hair, me just out the shower.

walk in the bedroom, step on the plug for said straighteners, nearly fall over, step on her shoe, topple over, hold onto the door handle to steady myself, which comes off in my bloody hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An upside down plug can be pretty painful

I do this more than I would like. The other thing that hurts like a bitch is if I've just thrown a belt/jeans on the floor the night before and the prong bit is sticking up. That's happened a few times and isn't very pleasant first thing in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends dog once brought a hedgehog in through the cat flap and left it by the side of the bed next to her dad!! He got up in the night for a wee.........

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Ceremony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bollock! Obviously this is from the standees perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A weaver fish .... very unpleasant and very painful for days!!! the swelling isnt fun either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldn't like to stand on a land mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wouldn't like to stand on a land mine!"
nope, you only stand on one of those once

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

The dry crust of a slurry lagoon. The words being in deep sh*t were never more true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My initial thought was either of my kids, the beating j would give me is worse than all of you put together!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a bit of BDSM there ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug in bare feet isn't pleasant either

Neither is your pets shit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything the kids leave on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A landmine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anti-personnel mine...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

A plastic shopping bag ....

Sounds silly, but I got my foot caught in it, stumbled in the dark, falling forwards and broke a finger + two toes on the door frame. Ouch!

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"An upside down plug can be pretty painful

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What about a three pin plug made out of Lego bricks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An upside down plug can be pretty painful

No. It can be fucking agony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An upside down plug can be pretty painful

No. It can be fucking agony!

Too right. I remember accidently standing on an upside down plug with the heel of my right foot. I could't walk on it properly for a while as it really hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock......very painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cousins husband works in a sports centre in Kirkby. He and a colleague came out after work to a load of kids shouting to kick the ball back. Cousins husband and friend went to kick it, and being funny cousins husband tripped co worker up so he could get to ball first, back to kids. All good until he realised that the little gems had two bricks on top of each other inside the football skin and he tried to put the perfect cross in back to them. Result was three broken toes six kids running away laughing their heads off. And co worker saying " if you hadn't tripped me up I would have got there first"!!

Not quite a stepping on story but funny.

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